'This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.'
-The Hollow Men:: T.S. Eliot
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Representatives from the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, more commonly known as the CDC, went before the president and his advisors on Capitol Hill today. Just minutes into the meeting, the CDC let slip that one of their epidemiologists discovered a new airborne biological pathogen. Upon hearing this, the president requested that visitors be barred from touring Capitol Hill – until further notice. When asked about this, Jannet McConnely, President of the CDC's Epidemiology department, had this to say, "By law, I am restricted to how much I am able to tell you, about this. What I can say, however, is that this is something that we had discovered yesterday evening. The slides of this pathogen, mutated much quicker than that of Ebola – or Smallpox."
The president has delivered this news, via television, to the rest of the world. He reassures, that there is no need to worry.
