Top 10 things NOT to do on a date!

not taste her armpits even though her deodorant smells like berries!

't kiss her because you want some of her coke!

't use the jokes that you get off of Laffy Taffy wrappers!

she asks if her butt looks big say no!

you can tell she has a booty pop don't mention it!

't ask her to pay , she will slap you!

't mention the little moustache she has.

she dosen't kiss you, don't tell everyone she did!

your'e sweating DO NOT TASTE IT!

10. If her dad is a cop dump her fast!

* If you want me to make you a special list just review.