Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, I just own the baby. ^ ^

Warning: Mpreg, cursing, might be more in later chapters, I will warn beforehand if anything else pops up.

Rated: T for now, rating may go up in the future.

Told in America's point of view, only smarter sounding, sometimes. RusAme

Chapter 1: Finding Out and Telling

I stared at the small plastic stick in my hands. One question went through my mind, how? I had heard of this happening to someone else before, but I forgot who. I think it was China, maybe? I don't remember. I glared at the small pink plus sign, as if it was the source of all my problems. You see, I hadn't really felt all too good the past month before this, so I called England, and he told me to get a pregnancy test. I did get a couple, after a bunch of convincing that it was a possibility.

How had this started? I don't remember much of what had happened that night. I remember some sort of party and I think I got drunk. Then, I don't remember anything until the next morning, I had woken up at Russia's house… oh, well this explains why my ass hurt so much when I left.

But this just leaves one question… How will I tell him? I haven't even really talked to him in about a month, he probably thinks I've been ignoring him… but I guess I kind of have been ignoring him. I should probably tell him today. We're having another meeting later, so I guess I could just tell him afterwards? Yeah, that sounds okay… or maybe before? Ugh, I'll make up my mind when I get there.

I walked out of the bathroom and threw on my usual outfit. Then I left, of course I locked the door behind me, I mean, I don't want anyone robbing me. I went to the meeting place and sat at my usual seat. About 2 minutes after sitting down I decided that I'd tell him after the meeting. I took my turn and sat down again. I thought about how I would tell him the news instead of barging into other peoples' presentations. I guess a couple people noticed.

England walked up to me during lunch break, "What were the results?" He asked, he looked a bit worried, to be honest. I guess he was worried about it be negative, but that's just a guess.

I blinked, "Um… What are you talking about, what test did I take?" I asked, trying to sound like I didn't know what he was talking about.

"The results of the pregnancy test." He responded. Well shit.

"Umm… It came out positive… I even took 3 of them… all of them said the same thing." I told him. I probably looked a bit glum or something, because he gave me a hug, I wasn't really expecting it, but it was nice. "How am I going to tell him?" I asked, I seriously had no idea what to say, I mean, how would I explain that I was pregnant, that just seems crazy.

"You'll have to decide that on your own." He told me. Oh, that's just great, I'm no good with telling people important stuff.

I nodded and asked if he could keep it a secret, he agreed and left.

I got back from lunch a bit early, I had written a note to Russia explaining that I had something important to tell him after the meeting. I left it at his seat, right next to his vodka… seriously why does he bring his vodka to the meetings? I sat through the rest of the meeting contemplating what to say to him. He at least picked up my note and read it though… I guess that was good.

After the meeting I walked to the lobby area, sat down, and waited for Russia to show up. I was kind of spacing out when he got there though, so I was kind of startled when he tapped my shoulder.

"There is something you need to tell me, da?" He asked.

"Um, yeah, it'll kind of sound strange though… Do you remember that party about a month and a half ago?" I asked him.

"Da, why do you ask?" He responded.

"Did anything happen between us after the party?" I asked, I was seriously wondering what had happened and if he remembered any of it.

"Da, you don't remember?" He asked in return, he looked pretty confused.

"Not really, but apparently you left a present… I'm pregnant, and it's yours… and I just found out this morning." I said, I think I just mumbled for a little bit afterwards, but I don't remember what it was about. Maybe it was about stupid commie sperm doing magic shit inside me or something. Yeah, that sounds about right.

"Really? I think that's good, da? Baby might be Moscow." He told me, he was also smiling one of his creepy smiles. Then he hugged me, if I though England hugging me was a surprise, then this was a shock. I mean, Russia doesn't seem like the type to hug people.

After that nice little chat I went back home and called the doctor so that I could schedule an appointment. I was scheduled to come in the following day so that I could confirm the pregnancy via ultrasound or something. It was a really long day, but I got the feeling that the next would seem even longer.

Heeeeyyyyy, I finally got around to updating this thing. I did more editing than rewriting, dialogue and actions are pretty much the same. Also, the switching between past and present tense are on purpose. The point of view is from Alfred in the future, so he's telling a story. I apologize if that's caused any confusion. I also chose the crappiest time to update this. It's finals week and I have 4 tomorrow. Well, today, oops. Wish me luck, I'm going to need it.

Thank you for reading!