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SCOROSE(:
**For anybody who doesn't know what Zap is, it's a game where you write a time on the back of someones hand and then a name (opposite gender) on their palm. If they look at who it is before the time, they have to ask them out**
This was REALLY fun to write. :D
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Disclaimer: I am totally JKR. I was totally not being sarcastic.
I stared at my hand in horror, "Bloody hell, Al. Weasley?" I snarled, telling myself to breath.
"Yes, Rose. Why?" He asked, glancing down at my hand as I looked down too. Of course he'd choose the one person that would never say yes to me when playing Zap, which, by the way, is a foolish, stupid, senseless game for idiots like her. I should've known something was up when he smirked my famous smirk at me. Copy cat.
"Because… because she won't ever say yes!" I blurted out, stomping my foot.
"Oy, Scorp, did you really just stomp your foot? I thought only girls did that on those cheap muggle T.V. shows." Al laughed, completely unaware of the fact that his 'drool worthy' hair was going to be shaved off while he was sleeping tonight.
"Al…" I growled, crossing my arms. I think that the glare on my otherwise godly face silenced him.
"Aw…. little Scorpy has a crush on Rosiekins." Maybe not, then.
"I do not." I argued, deepening my glare.
"I sense a lie in that…." Al raised his eyebrows, a huge grin on his face.
"No you don't! You can't sense lies." I whined, looking at my palm again. The puke worthy name, Rose Weasley (surrounded by hearts, of course) stared up at me.
"Someone's irritable today." Al rolled his eyes, leaning back on the chair.
"Of course I am! LOOK at that name. Just LOOK at it!" I cried, holding my palm up to his face, "It… it ruins my gorgeousness! It makes me… imperfect! Me, Scorpius, imperfect! That's like… that's like impossible!"
"GASP!" Al pushed my arm away, bringing his hands to his mouth, widening his eyes in horror, "Oh no! Rose's name on your hand! Oh no!"
"See?"
Al rolled his eyes before replying, "Someone's full of themselves." He snickered.
"I am not," I paused, looking at his skeptical expression, "Okay, maybe I am…. a little. But we all know that it's true. I am devilishly handsome…. and this… name DOES ruin it."
"Well, you shouldn't have looked at it before the time was up." Al yawned, stretching his arms over his head.
"I was curious."
"Exactly."
"It didn't exactly help that you kept saying 'Oh, she definitely won't say yes. She's the only one that can admit that you're not devilishly handsome. Oh, well you'll find out who it is in… 3 minutes. Tick tock, tick tock. 3 minutes. 3 whole minutes.' It… it tempted me!" I explained, using a high pitched voice to mock him.
"I do not sound like that. It sounded like that muggle singer… what's his name again? Justin Beaver or something?"
"Justin Beiber, and yes you do," I said stubbornly, "Anyway, that's not my point. I will not ask out Weasley because of some muggle game for babies."
"Yes, because toddlers go around asking people out."
"My point is that I will not, and I repeat, NOT, ask her out."
"Oh, yes you will. I'll ask her for you if you don't." Al smirked.
"Albus Severus Potter, I swear, if you do, you will not be living until tomorrow." I growled, narrowing my eyes.
"Ohhh, full names. I'm so scared, Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy. Death threats?" Al fake gasped. I intensified my glare, "Oh, Scorp, you wussy, I'm sure she won't say no. After all, who can look at your devilishly handsome face and say 'No'?"
"I suspect sarcasm, but I'll let it pass this time."
"Oh, you suspect, huh?" Al grinned, "10 galleons you won't get the guts to ask her out."
"10 galleons I will." I refolded my arms.
"That's m'boy." Al laughed, walking out the common room, singing something that sounded suspiciously like 'Scorpius and Rosie sitting on a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G'.
"Wait! No! Al! Come back! I didn't mean… I'm not… are you crazy? I'm not… no! AL!" I raced after him, suddenly realizing what foolish words had come out of my mouth (completely by mistake, mind you).
I wondered if he knew that his hair was going to be shaved off while he was sleeping today.
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