Author's Note: Surprise surprise! This is inspired by showers, masturbation, and Crazy Little Thing Called Love (which is not even related to this story). Enjoy reading, bitches! This story will be updated every two weeks. Yes!

Miwaku: I don't own Hunter x Hunter.

Prologue: Who's Normal These Days?

"Please, spare me! I'll give you anything you want! Just let me live!" A pudgy old man sobbed out, humiliated from the piss running down his pants and scared shitless.

'So annoying and boring.' Cold, blue cat eyes just stared blankly. Blood was dripping down his hands to the claws that he used to decapitate the people he was assigned to assassinate. He really didn't give a fuck about the old man so he just ended the crying by slicing off the head. The body fell on the floor, lifeless with too much blood flowing out.

"Young master, why did you use the messy technique of killing? Now you're all covered in blood, especially your clothes."

"Gotoh, shut up." Killua Zoldyck, fifteen years old and the next Head of the Zoldyck Family of Assassins, turned to look at his personal butler. The coldness of his eyes was gone and he was back to his normal, nonchalant ways. "What are you doing here anyway? I thought this was a solo mission."

Gotoh, forty-three years old and has been a butler for too long in his life, simply answered, "I'm here to clean up after your messy killing and to tell you that your parents want to talk to you."

"My parents? Or just my mother?" Killua grimaced at thought of what his mother would want with him. He didn't really like being in the same room as his insane mother, let alone talk to her.

"Actually, it's your father who ordered me to tell you."

"Must be serious then." Killua was surprised that his father wanted to talk to him. They may be father and son but they really don't talk much with each other. But to him, he favors his father than his mother definitely.

Gotoh adjusted his eyeglasses, remaining stoic and professional. "You may go home ahead, young master, sincee I have to clean up here."

"Okay. Laters." Killua went to get his skateboard he left leaning on a wall and rode on it towards the direction of Kukuroo Mountain, where the Zoldyck Estate is located.

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Killua arrived at the Zoldyck Mansion, on top of the mountain, late in the afternoon. It was a Saturday which was supposed to be one of his day offs but he agreed to take the solo mission that paid even more than his normal rate (and his normal rate was ridiculously large that average people couldn't pay it in their whole lifetime). He showered and changed his clothes quickly because he really didn't want the texture of blood in his skin, not to mention his mother who might screech and just further irritate him. Walking through the dark corridors with only dim lanterns serving light, he stopped at one of the doors and knocked. "Dad?"

"Come in, Killu."

Killua opened the door and his face twisted in disgust and resignation when he saw his mother, Kikyo Zoldyck, sitting on a plush armchair at the left side of the room. He was now glad he took the time to change. Silva Zoldyck, his father and Head of the Zoldyck Family of Assassins, was sitting cross-legged on an enormous cushion covered in pillows.

"Why did you want to talk to me?" Killua questioned bluntly. He wanted to get this over with but he'll listen to it.

Silva's blue, cat eyes met Killua's own and with all seriousness, he said, "Killu, from now on, you're going to Hunter Academy."

Killua blinked and blinked, the words processing in his mind until he realized that his father was really fucking serious with what he just said. "Wait, what?!"

"I'm telling you, dear!" Kikyo wailed from her seat. "Killu only needs to be homeschooled!" She didn't want her precious son to go out in the world and mingle with stupid, average, and normal people. For her, Killua Zoldyck is the next Head of the Zoldyck Family of Assassins and it is one of her duties to hone her son in becoming one of the greatest assassins of all the Zoldyck history.

Silva groaned, getting tired of the argument that they've been having since he brought it up to her. Damn, he wished that he never really married her but now, it's too late. "Then, how the hell can he gain allies, learn some common street-smarts, and get at least a fuck buddy?"

"Don't use such crude words, dear! And Killu doesn't need all those. What he is right now is good enough!"

"No!" Silva stood up and patted Killua on the head. Kikyo sat in her chair, stunned into silence. "Killu, I know this is all of a sudden but I feel that this would help you grow up and it will help you mature to become the next Head of the Zoldyck Family."

"Dad..." Killua stared at his father with his eyes wide.

Then, Silva shrugged. "You have no choice for the matter, son. I already admitted you there. First day of school starts this upcoming Monday."

"Wait, so soon?!" Killua's mind was reeling. He was going to a school called Hunter Academy. 'Who names a school like that?' He shook the thought out of his head.

"You won't be living here throughout the whole school year. You'll be staying at the Academy Dormitory. You won't be assassinating for now. We'll tell the future clients that you are busy training...which is sort of true. You won't have a butler so Gotoh won't be coming with you. We'll be giving you money, of course, but all in all, you're gonna live there without us and you're gonna live a normal life."

Killua wanted to shout if his opinion counts but before that could happen, he was knocked unconscious by Silva. He slumped forward, landing on his father's chest.

Silva lightly ruffled his son's silver-white hair and turned to glare at Kikyo. "You have no power in my final decisions. And I say, the decision is final that Killu will be going to Hunter Academy whether he likes it or not."

Kikyo bit her lip hard enough for it to bleed. She really didn't understand her husband's thinking at all! 'Why can't he see that Killu only needs to be an assassin?! He doesn't need allies. The Zoldycks already have that. He doesn't need street-smarts. He's very strong and no one could really beat him. And he certainly doesn't need a fuck buddy!' That last statement was the one that really made her seethe in anger. 'No commoner is worthy of a Zoldyck as high-caliber as Killu. He only needs the best and that's what he should get.' But she knew that she couldn't fight her husband against his final decisions. She was only a wife after all. And with that, she stormed out of the room, screaming like a banshee.

Silva sighed tiredly and rubbed his ears. He was an assassin. His senses are keener than average. And that scream almost busted his eardrums. 'It's good that she doesn't scream like that when I fuck her. I'll fucking gag her if she does.' He eyed Killua's unconscious body and decided to call Gotoh. 'Killu needs this time to mature. Puberty is very important for growth and what better way for him to grow than taking him to study at Hunter Academy?' He cringed as he almost contradicted that statement. 'Hunter Academy...is totally not for normal people.'

Gotoh entered the room silently, giving a brief nod to Silva (who gave Killua one last rub on the head) when he took the unconscious body, and carried him towards the helicopter that will take them to Hunter Academy. The luggage Killua needed was already prepared. And after one last look at the Zoldyck Estate, Gotoh maneuvered the helicopter away and towards Hunter Academy.

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Killua blearily opened his eyes and winced at the sunlight shining on his face. Rubbing his neck at the lingering pain, his mind decided to remind him of what just transpired before he was knocked out. Gasping, he got out of the helicopter he just noticed he was in and bumped into Gotoh, making him mutter an 'ow'.

"Young master, you're awake." Gotoh said.

"Yeah, that's quite obvious, Gotoh. You don't have to say it." Killua growled. "What is going on?"

Gotoh sighed and removed his eyeglasses to clean them. "It would seem that Master Silva admitted you to a school named Hunter Academy where you'll live alone in the Academy Dormitory for the rest of the school year with some allowance."

"Okay, I get that." Killua narrowed his eyes as he looked around. "Where are we anyway? And why was I in a damn helicopter?"

"Master Silva didn't give you much choice. He knocked you unconscious and called me to take you to the school and here we are." Gotoh placed his eyeglasses back. "We landed here about two hours ago. We're at the helipad of the Academy Dormitory. I'm sorry to say but even I don't know where this is."

'Then how did you get here?' Killua wanted to ask but he figured that it wouldn't really help much in his situation. His father actually forced him into this school. He didn't even bother with the details and just sent him straight here. 'Is Dad becoming loony?' Killua rubbed his forehead, already feeling a migraine coming. "Whatever. So, what now?"

"Now, I will leave you with these-" Gotoh took out of the helicopter a suitcase and a duffel bag. "-then I'll be going back to the Zoldyck Estate."

"Shit, I forgot you're not staying here." Killua stared at Gotoh who hopped into the helicopter and started preparing it. "That's it? You're just gonna leave me here, too?"

Gotoh raised an eyebrow. "Young master, surely you don't want to be teased for having a servant with you? You're already fifteen, it's time to start growing up."

Killua gaped at that and just stared at the now flying helicopter which flew away immediately. He was actually told to grow up, by his personal butler. He gritted his teeth at that. 'I'm a fucking assassin. One of the best in the family. And they're telling me to grow up?! I'll show them! I'll play in your game, Dad, and show you that I'll be stronger and kick you out of the throne for being a loony just like Mom!' He huffed and picked up his suitcase and duffel bag. He ran to the edge of the roof and dropped down to the ground easily, without making a sound. And when he turned around, for the first time, he saw what Hunter Academy really is.

-TO BE CONTINUED-

Author's Note: Hunter Academy is definitely not for normal people, trust me. You'll find out more in the next chapter. Suspense is good for strengthening the heart and mind.

Next Chapter: Chapter 1: Meet The Neighbors

Expectations on Chapter 1: Rookies, One Male Bathroom, Brown Eyes

See you next time! ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ