Skinny Love
Who would have thought that I'd meet the girl of my dreams at a strip club the night of my Bachelor party.
Hell, I'm fucking sure that i didn't.
One look at the girl dancing on the platform and that's all it took for me to chicken out of my engagement.
'Why' you ask?
Well for one, I didn't even propose to Tanya Denali. She asked me. So how do you expect me to marry someone I don't love?
And two, shes a crazy manipulative psycho bitch.
Well, I've made my decision. I'm not getting married.
If i ever do tie the knot, it'd be with the brown eyes who stared at me as she danced.
Emmett and Jasper hauled me down to the dirtiest, most deserted strip club in downtown Seattle. I don't even know if my sister Alice knows that Jasper, her husband, frequented these types of places. As for my brother Emmett, i didn't expect any less of him. He liked seeing naked women prancing around on tables.
We walked into the club when Emmett boomed out "MY BROTHER NEEDS SOME ACTION BEFORE HIS BIG DAY TOMORROW!"
I rolled my eyes at the big oaf. "Shut the fuck up Emmett."
"Shhh... use your inside voice Em," Jasper chuckled beside me.
"Hey i can say what i want when i want. Its a free country," he smiled.
"Oh just shut up and get us a table will ya'," Jasper mock punched Em's shoulder.
I stared in disgust as we walked to a filthy booth in front of the stage. I couldn't help but grimace as I stepped on a sticky substance that smelled something like vomit.
A big guy with tattoos all over his arms brought us some Coronas and peanuts hoping to get Jaz to give him his number.
"Erm.. no thanks. Um... I'm married." Jasper cringed into my side showing his wedding ring.
"Your loss." The guy grumbled walking away.
"What the fuck is a gay guy doing in a strip club?" Jasper breathed out.
"He probably has his days mixed up. Thursday is No-straight-men strip night." Em chuckled throwing a peanut in the air only to catch it in his mouth.
"Emmett, what the hell are we doing here?" i whispered madly as he whistled at some big breasted blond doing splits on the stage.
"Having fun Ed," he smiled taking a bunch of $1's out of his wallet. "Relax and enjoy the view my friend."
"Not likely." i muttered sinking into the booth.
I glanced over to Jasper hoping that i could get my best friend to sneak me out of the filthy club only to notice him texting on his phone.
From his smile, i could tell he was really caught up in the moment texting something really inappropriate to my sister. Dirty bastard.
I shook my head and looked over to Emmett waving his cash in the air. "Hey! Hey! Do the Macarena for me!"
The blond dancer rolled her eyes and grabbed his money.
Her barely there nurse suit curled up as she danced for Emmett.
Then like a child (slash seal)he was, he clapped and squealed.
"ROSE!" someone screamed from the bar. "GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!"
She muttered something before trying to get off the stage,but my crazy ass brother caught her arm and spun her around.
i held back a chuckle as i saw my brother get down on one knee, clearly showing an erection. "You, Rose, are one hell of a dancer. Marry me."
"Oh fuck off." she grimaced and walked off.
He got off the floor wearing the freakiest smile I've ever seen. "I'm gonna marry that woman. "
"If you didn't notice, she kinda blew you off." Jasper chuckled.
"No one can resist this piece of meat." he said grabbing his crotch.
"I'm never going to look at meat the same way again." i answered making a face.
The lights above us dimmed. I glanced around the club hoping that there was a power outage so we could leave but then blue lights on the stage flickered on.
The 30 seconds to mars Bad Romance cover started playing as a young girl stepped onto the stage.
The Lyrics surprised me as she moved her hips to the song.
I want your love
I want your disease
I want you open mouthed and on your knees
the blue lights made her creamy white skin glow as she moved and even tho her back was to me, her moves were so sensual, sexy.
Then, her hand curled around the stripper pole as she swung her body around it.
My Eyes felt glued to her body as she climbed the pole only to slowly come down. then something below my waste twitched as she dropped to the floor. the lyrics of the song boomed in my head.
I want your psycho
Your vertical kiss
I Want you in my bed
I'll make you sick
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
i tried to make out what her Her face looked like but it was completely covered by a white mask. Her small but elegant body turned to me and then i saw it. Her eyes were Brown.
Her eyes met mine as she put her pack to the pole once the song ended.
i want to make you mine, brown eyed beauty my mind screamed out.
"HEY! HOW MUCH FOR AN HOUR WITH MY BROTHER!" Emmett hollered out.
"What the fuck Em! Shut up!" i spat out at him.
He ignored me as he neared the stage.
She spoke to him briefly before he turned back to me. He looked at me and sighed before taking his wallet out of his pocket. He handed her a big wad of cash before walking over to me.
"This practically cost me a body part." he muttered. " Go to the room with a purple door down the hall. She'll be there waiting for you."
"Why did you do that?" i growled madly.
"You should of seen the way you looked at her." he smiled. "Anyways... go. I've spent too much for this night to go to waste."
I sighed and walked down the deserted club.
So hi. I'm new to the 'World of Fanfiction'.
I am gonna be really honest. I suck at spelling and punctuation so if you find a mistake, please tell me *shy smile*
I hope you enjoy reading my story and to tell you the truth, reviews are better that Emmett's crotch, so review please.
