Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. :)
Notes: I wanted to do one. For a few reasons.
1. I was bored.
2. I've been reading many other fics like this.
3. I love Death Note.
3 good reasons. :D
Enjoy the chaos!
Death Chat:
*ImNotKira43 has signed in*
*ImNotKira43 has joined the 'Death Chat' room*
ImNotKira43:
What the hell was that all about, Ryuzaki?
:/
No.1_Detective:
What?
All I did was sneak into your house and eat the last piece of cake.
I see no harm in that.
*I3Light has signed in*
*I3Light has joined the 'Death Chat' room*
I3Light:
That's called being a stalker!
No.1_Detective:
…
Look who's talking...
I3Light:
(
What's that supposed to mean?
*AppleEater4Evr has joined the 'Death Chat' room*
AppleEater4Evr:
Hyuk, hyuk.
No.1_Detective:
Who are you?
?_?
ImNotKira43:
He's a DOUCHE for stealing my computer.
Now all I have is my sister's pink one.
AppleEater4Evr:
Hey!
/
You're the one who wouldn't give me an apple!
No.1_Detective:
Seriously.
Who are you, AppleEater?
ImNotKira43:
He's a friend, his name is Ryuk.
No.1_Detective:
Oh.
Nice to meet you, Ryuk.
Any friend of Yagami-kun's is a friend of mine.
AppleEater4Evr:
Nice to meetchya too.
:D
I3Light:
So, Ryuzaki...
No.1_Detective:
What is it, Amane-san?
I3Light:
What is the deal with the handcuffs thing?
ImNotKira43:
Why must you keep asking that, Misa?
I3Light:
Because, Light-kun belongs to Misa!
)
ImNotKira43:
For the last time.
I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!
I3Light:
:'(
*I3Light has signed out*
AppleEater4Evr:
Heartless, Light.
*Willy_Fuckin_Wonka has signed in*
*Willy_Fuckin_Wonka has joined the 'Death Chat' room*
Willy_Fuckin_Wonka:
Who's heartless?
No.1_Detective:
Who are you?
Willy_Fuckin_Wonka:
:O
It's me!
Mello!
ImNotKira43:
Oh.
Hey...aren't you dead?
No.1_Detective:
Yes, and aren't you and I both supposed to be dead as well, Yagami-kun?
ImNotKira43:
I don't get this.
*BadAssGamer has signed in*
*BadAssGamer has joined the 'Death Chat' room*
BadAssGamer:
Yo!
ImNotKira43:
Who are you?
BadAssGamer:
I'm Justin Timberlake.
:)
Love me~!
Willy_Fuckin_Wonka:
For the last time, Matt...
YOU'RE NOT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!
BadAssGamer:
:'(
I am too!
No.1_Detective:
Who's Justin Timberlake?
ImNotKira43:
-_-''
Never mind that.
Why the hell do you random people show up?
Willy_Fuckin_Wonka:
Forget that.
Why is your name so defensive?
ImNotKira43:
I don't know what your talking about.
BadAssGamer:
-giggles-
I have an idea.
Willy_Fuckin_Wonka:
What?
BadAssGamer:
I know how to get Kira!
No.1_Detective:
Do tell.
ImNotKira43:
This I gotta see.
BadAssGamer:
Hey, Kira! :O
ImNotKira43:
What?
No.1_Detective:
…
.
Willy_Fuckin_Wonka:
…
O.O
AppleEater4Evr:
… O.o
ImNotKira43:
Um...
I have to go.
*ImNotKira43 has signed out*
Willy_Fuckin_Wonka:
I hate to say this...but...
You know...that wasn't a bad idea.
No.1_Detective:
Agreed.
If only we would've thought of that.
Way to go, Matt.
BadAssGamer:
-giggles-
Thank you~!
:D
AND IN THE END...
THE HOTTEST MINOR CHARACTER SAVES THE DAY!
AppleEater4Evr:
Wow.
*AppleEater4Evr has signed out*
Willy_Fuckin_Wonka:
I wonder why he left?
BadAssGamer:
Who knows?
Light growled. "DAMMIT! I DIED ONCE ALREADY! I CAN'T DIE AGAIN!" he slammed his fist on his desk.
Ryuk chuckled.
"Light, I hate to say this, but you just got PWNED." He cackled his awful Shinigami laugh.
"Oh shut it!" Light yelled.
The End.
Notes: I know. Kinda lame, right? Lol. And yes, it is a simple way to get Kira. Everyone is using it. Hope you liked. Review, and maybe I'll put more up.
