Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. :)

Notes: I wanted to do one. For a few reasons.

1. I was bored.

2. I've been reading many other fics like this.

3. I love Death Note.

3 good reasons. :D

Enjoy the chaos!


Death Chat:


*ImNotKira43 has signed in*

*ImNotKira43 has joined the 'Death Chat' room*

ImNotKira43:

What the hell was that all about, Ryuzaki?

:/

No.1_Detective:

What?

All I did was sneak into your house and eat the last piece of cake.

I see no harm in that.

*I3Light has signed in*

*I3Light has joined the 'Death Chat' room*

I3Light:

That's called being a stalker!

No.1_Detective:

Look who's talking...

I3Light:

(

What's that supposed to mean?

*AppleEater4Evr has joined the 'Death Chat' room*

AppleEater4Evr:

Hyuk, hyuk.

No.1_Detective:

Who are you?

?_?

ImNotKira43:

He's a DOUCHE for stealing my computer.

Now all I have is my sister's pink one.

AppleEater4Evr:

Hey!

/

You're the one who wouldn't give me an apple!

No.1_Detective:

Seriously.

Who are you, AppleEater?

ImNotKira43:

He's a friend, his name is Ryuk.

No.1_Detective:

Oh.

Nice to meet you, Ryuk.

Any friend of Yagami-kun's is a friend of mine.

AppleEater4Evr:

Nice to meetchya too.

:D

I3Light:

So, Ryuzaki...

No.1_Detective:

What is it, Amane-san?

I3Light:

What is the deal with the handcuffs thing?

ImNotKira43:

Why must you keep asking that, Misa?

I3Light:

Because, Light-kun belongs to Misa!

)

ImNotKira43:

For the last time.

I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!

I3Light:

:'(

*I3Light has signed out*

AppleEater4Evr:

Heartless, Light.

*Willy_Fuckin_Wonka has signed in*

*Willy_Fuckin_Wonka has joined the 'Death Chat' room*

Willy_Fuckin_Wonka:

Who's heartless?

No.1_Detective:

Who are you?

Willy_Fuckin_Wonka:

:O

It's me!

Mello!

ImNotKira43:

Oh.

Hey...aren't you dead?

No.1_Detective:

Yes, and aren't you and I both supposed to be dead as well, Yagami-kun?

ImNotKira43:

I don't get this.

*BadAssGamer has signed in*

*BadAssGamer has joined the 'Death Chat' room*

BadAssGamer:

Yo!

ImNotKira43:

Who are you?

BadAssGamer:

I'm Justin Timberlake.

:)

Love me~!

Willy_Fuckin_Wonka:

For the last time, Matt...

YOU'RE NOT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!

BadAssGamer:

:'(

I am too!

No.1_Detective:

Who's Justin Timberlake?

ImNotKira43:

-_-''

Never mind that.

Why the hell do you random people show up?

Willy_Fuckin_Wonka:

Forget that.

Why is your name so defensive?

ImNotKira43:

I don't know what your talking about.

BadAssGamer:

-giggles-

I have an idea.

Willy_Fuckin_Wonka:

What?

BadAssGamer:

I know how to get Kira!

No.1_Detective:

Do tell.

ImNotKira43:

This I gotta see.

BadAssGamer:

Hey, Kira! :O

ImNotKira43:

What?

No.1_Detective:

.

Willy_Fuckin_Wonka:

O.O

AppleEater4Evr:

… O.o

ImNotKira43:

Um...

I have to go.

*ImNotKira43 has signed out*

Willy_Fuckin_Wonka:

I hate to say this...but...

You know...that wasn't a bad idea.

No.1_Detective:

Agreed.

If only we would've thought of that.

Way to go, Matt.

BadAssGamer:

-giggles-

Thank you~!

:D

AND IN THE END...

THE HOTTEST MINOR CHARACTER SAVES THE DAY!

AppleEater4Evr:

Wow.

*AppleEater4Evr has signed out*

Willy_Fuckin_Wonka:

I wonder why he left?

BadAssGamer:

Who knows?


Light growled. "DAMMIT! I DIED ONCE ALREADY! I CAN'T DIE AGAIN!" he slammed his fist on his desk.

Ryuk chuckled.

"Light, I hate to say this, but you just got PWNED." He cackled his awful Shinigami laugh.

"Oh shut it!" Light yelled.


The End.

Notes: I know. Kinda lame, right? Lol. And yes, it is a simple way to get Kira. Everyone is using it. Hope you liked. Review, and maybe I'll put more up.