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Rin Kagami woke up to the sound of her alarm. She turned it off and closed her eyes again. But then her mom walked into the room and shook her lightly.
"Wake up, Rin-chan! Today is the first day of school after summer," mom said and got up to open the blinds.
"Please, okaa-san… Just let me sleep…" Rin mumbled.
"If you don't get up now, I will get Lily-chan to carry you out of that bed," okaa-san threatened.
In less than a second Rin was up. She really didn't want okaa-san to get Lily. Lily was her onee-chan, and she was such a meanie! Not to mention a skank, too! She would often dip little Rin's head in the toilet when they were younger. Every time when Rin was excited about something, Lily would find a way to mock her and ruin her happy mood. She was the reason Rin had an unhappy childhood that is obligatory to the main character. Rin was treated very unfairly!
Luckily, Lily wasn't in the kitchen when Rin came downstairs to eat breakfast.
"What should I eat for breakfast, oranges, oranges or oranges?" Rin thought.
"I think I'll go with oranges," she decided.
While eating her oranges and humming happily, she glanced at the wall clock. Even though Rin just woke up in the right time, somehow she was now going to be late.
"Crap! I'm going to be late!" she exclaimed.
Rin grabbed her school bag and was out the door. She ran to school with sakura petals twirling in the air around her. When she finally made it to school (in time, too), she instantly spotted her best friends from the crowd of like a thousand students.
"Miku-chan! Teto-chan!" she shouted and ran towards them.
"Hi Rinny!" said the girls in unison and smiled happily.
Then the bell rang. The girls started walking inside and giggling because that's what school girls do.
In class, the girls picked their seats in the back row, next to each other. Rin sat in the middle. Miku was on the right side and Teto on the left. They giggled some more but then quickly shut up and stood up when the teacher stepped into the class.
"Ohayo students," he said.
"Ohayo, Kiyoteru-sensei!" the class responded.
"Today, we'll be having a new student joining us," said Kiyoteru-sensei. "Please treat him gently."
Then the new boy opened the door and came in. Rin craned her neck to see his face better and cursed herself for sitting in the back with her short loli physique. The boy got in front of the class to introduce himself.
Wait for it…
Wait for it…
"Hajimemashite. My name is Kagamine Len. Please take good care of me"
(The new guy is LEN! What a surprise! There's no way you saw that coming!)
"Very good, Kagamine-kun! You can take a seat next to Kagami Rin-san there," said Kiyoteru-sensei and pointed to an empty seat on the left side next to Rin.
"Wait, didn't Teto sit there just a second ago?" Rin thought.
However, Rin forgot the mysterious, unexplained disappearance of her best friend, as the hot Len Kagamine took a seat next to her. The seat just happened to be the one in the back, next to the window. Rin couldn't take her eyes off of Len as the sun shined on his bishonen features. He looked like he could be Rin's twin brother or even mirror image, whatever sense that made! His mysterious, cool eyes were blue like a beautiful summer sky, his lips full and soft, his skin smooth and flawless. The light glimmered beautifully on his shiny, golden hair. He had thick bangs that were a bit messy in a hot way, and in the back his hair was tied into a small ponytail that looked like a sexy banana.
"What is he," Rin thought to herself. "He resembles me so much that it's almost creepy! Our surnames are nearly the same, too! Naturally, the only rational thing to do in this situation is to try to get into his pants."
"Kagami-san, maybe you could show Kagamine-kun around during lunch break?" suggested Kiyoteru-sensei.
"Maybe you could," smiled Len and turned to face Rin. Poor Rin blushed so hard that she looked like a tomato!
~~~Time skip to lunch break~~~
(Imagine time skips etc. as being sung by a choir of angels)
Rin sat down in the cafeteria and took a sip of her orange juice. She was so nervous, because after eating her lunch she had to go show Len around the school! Her small little heart wouldn't stop beating when he was around! (Well, she might die if it did)
"Hey, Rinny, you look worried. Is something wrong?" Miku asked suddenly while digging into her leek casserole.
"What? Of course not! I am definitely not thinking about Len-kun's hotness if that's what you're saying," said Rin a little too fast.
"Well, that's not what I was saying, but it's good that you're okay," Miku said and started gulping down her vegetable juice.
"Wait, did you hear what I said?" asked Rin and went pale.
"Hear what?"
Thank god Miku was an airhead.
"Rin-chaaan!"
Rin heard a mature voice call her name. She saw an older brown haired girl with large oppai running towards her table. With her was a girl with long pink hair and equally large oppai. They sat at Rin's table.
"Hi, Meiko-neesan and Luka-neesan!" Rin smiled.
"Nice to see you, Rinny-rin!" Meiko exclaimed and ruffled Rin's hair. Luka just nodded politely, which made her oppai jiggle.
Meiko was a very nice and protective girl. To Rin, she was like the onee-chan that Lily failed to be. Luka was Meiko's best friend. She was often thought as the most beautiful girl in school.
A purple haired samurai-neko-ikemen walked up to Luka.
"Found you, honeybuns," he whispered and kissed Luka on the cheek.
"This is Gapuko, my new boyfriend," explained Luka before any questions were asked.
"Nice to meet you all," said Gupako and bowed.
"Now everybody has a boyfriend except me. I feel so ugly and unloved," said angsty Rin.
When Rin and her friends were done eating, Rin went to search for Len.
She found him in the garden, standing under the sakura tree.
"Um… Shall we go look around?" She squeaked.
"Ah, yes! It is very friendly of you to help me, Rin-san." His kawaii smile as he said that almost swept Rin off of her feet.
~~~Five minutes later~~~
"So… Um, that is where the janitor keeps his brooms and buckets, and- oh! There are my friends! Let's go introduce you to them!" Rin said and unknowingly grabbed Len's hand.
"Hey guys," said Rin to her friends. "Len-kun, these are my best friends Miku Hatsune and Teto Kasane, we're all in the same class."
"Watashi wa sekai de ichiban ohime-sama," said Miku cheerfully, forgetting that this story is supposed to be in English.
"I have no personality," said Teto, smiling blankly.
"I do not appear in this story," said Gumi, who didn't actually say anything because she does not appear in this story.
"I hope we'll all get along well," said Len and bowed.
"I'm sure we'll do. Class is about to start soon, so we better get going," laughed Miku.
~~~In class~~~
"I will now assign you in pairs and together you will do a big, huge, giant school project to start off the year," said Kiyoteru-sensei. "The pairs will be decided by drawing your names out of a box."
After drawing a lot of names out of a box, everybody had a pair. And they had all been paired up with their lover. Miku Hatsune was with Mikuo Hatsune, Teto Kasane with Ted Kasane and so on.
In Vocaloid High, there is somehow like an opposite gender clone of everyone, with the same surname and a very similar first name, but they are not related at all. And everybody is dating their clone. Nobody finds this weird or creepy at all. The only exceptions to this phenomenon are the vocaloids who have a designated love interest, like Meiko and Kaito, or Luka and Papugo.
This logic is not to be questioned.
Anyway, Rin had of course ended up with the steamy Len Kagamine. Who else could've she ended up with, as there were only 34 other students in her class? She couldn't focus on the subject, because Len's hotness was radiating into her eyes like a thousand suns. She would surely be blind before the lesson would even end!
Len somehow managed to be shota and ikemen at the same time. He was IkeLen!
Rin could only imagine him having hot, firm, oiled abs under that cute shirt of his. She could imagine bringing him in her bed, him stripping off all his clothes, and… No! No! She shouldn't think of things like that!
Little did Rin know, Len was gazing at her and thinking about all the same things.
Rin's delicate loli-moe-kawaii-shoujo-mikan body, in orange and black laced underwear, laying on his bed, and him unhooking her sacred garment and getting a load of… No! No! He couldn't spoil Rin's precious, innocent moe mind like that! He had to come up with a tactful way to get his banana into her donut hole.
Both blue-eyed blondes were snapped out of their thirsty daydreams when the bell rang and the school day ended.
"Um… I see we didn't get anything done," Rin mumbled.
"Yeah, we didn't. What if we did the project at my place tomorrow?" Len suggested.
"Sounds great! So… See you tomorrow! Okay bye!" Rin said sheepishly.
Rin walked home with her two friends and held her hands on her blushing cheeks. She was invited to Len Kagamine's house! Well, it was only for a school project, but what we've learned from many stories is that "school projects" usually lead to some bodily fluid exchanging.
"Can you believe this guys, Len-kun invited me over," she exhaled.
"Are you having sex?" Miku blurted.
"I don't know," Rin said. "Why would he think of me like that? I'm so plain and average and regular and mousy and nerdy," she ranted and flipped some of her angelic locks off of her model-like goddess face.
"Well, he just seems like he could be into you," Miku said. "What do you think, Teto?"
"I think whatever you think," said Teto mindlessly.
"Oh, look, we're already at my house. Bye girls," said Rin and took out her keys.
"Bye Rin!" Said the girls in unison, like satellite character best friends are supposed to do.
For the whole evening, Rin was very restless. Something was bubbling in her stomach all the time and she was sure it was the absolute feeling of love that she had developed in just one day. Though it could've been a fart, too.
She couldn't get any sleep that night. Even after midnight she was rolling around in her bed and staring at the ceiling, thinking about her first ever teenage love interest that would surely become the most important person in her life, and their love would be so strong that it would last until they died. The mental image of Len and the plans for the next day made her heart and ovaries beat so hard that she couldn't go to sleep. So she stayed up and kept whispering his name over and over again to see when it would get old.
Guess what?
It didn't.
~~~This chapter ends here~~~
I wish I was at least half as funny as I think I am.
The first chapter is always the hardest to write.
I wish you didn't hate this too much.
There are probably a ton of errors. Some of them are intentional, some probably aren't.
