"Can vampires drink beer?"
I would love to know what Edward was thinking about as he was getting dressed for the wedding. Our beautiful vampire is nervous. Some very important women in his life come to calm him down before he has a four-alarm vampire panic attack.
Kelli Welli
"Edward would you please go find something to do? This pacing and constant thinking is giving me a headache." Jasper said.
"I'm sorry Jasper; but I can't help it."
"Well Esme is going to be pissed if you wear a hole in the floor." Emmett said.
"What is wrong Edward? I thought you were excited about getting married." Carlisle said.
"That's not it. I cannot wait to see her walking towards me in her wedding gown. By the way, you might want to keep hold of me; I'm not sure if I can watch her slowly walk to me."
"Ohhhhh, I know what it is? It's about becoming a man isn't it?"
"Emmett! Give your brother a break; he has waited a very long time for this. I think I am nervous for him." Carlisle said in his fatherly voice.
"Oh come dad, we should have had Edward broken in for Bella; so he doesn't break her."
Those made Edward stop in his tracks. He slowly turned to face Emmett, a growl rumbled in his chest.
"Stop Edward, it's too late to go all He-man on us now." He said.
"I'm leaving; you don't have to kick me out." Emmett said.
"And stop running your hands through your hair, you are going to pull it out." Jasper said.
"Do you want me to send you calming thoughts?" Jasper said.
Edward shook his head no.
"No Jasper I don't want to be numb. I want to feel it all." He said. Emmett snickered, "I bet you do stud."
Edward rolled his eyes at his 'pain in the ass' brother.
"Jasper, can you send Emmett images of Mike in the locker room shower?" Edward whispered.
They both looked at each other and smiled; waiting for the reaction from
Emmett.
"JASPER!" Stop it…that is so, ewwwww he did that in the shower. I'll leave Edward alone, just stop it." Emmett said.
"Ewwwww Em is right Jasper. Did Mike do that in the shower? Wait, never mind. I don't want to know."
"He was probably thinking of Bella while he was doing it Eddie boy." Em said from another room.
"OKAY JASPER I'LL STOP."
"What did you send him?" Edward asked. "Ms. Cope and the daydreams she had about what she would like to do to you."
"What?" Edward said.
"Damn Edward even the older ones wanted to…"
"Please stop Jasper. I am nervous enough. She will be at the wedding today, send her thoughts about being with her husband. Gross."
Carlisle chuckled in the corner at his three boys.
"You know Edward; we really should have talked about this prior to the wedding day." Carlisle said.
"What do you mean?" Edward said.
That got Emmett's attention; so back in the room, he entered.
"I told you that Carlisle; this man here is in serious need of an education in the ways of women." Em said.
"Emmett, excuse me but I do have 2 medical degrees; I believe I know women. " Edward said.
"No you don't Edward; book smart is not like being bed smart." Em said as he smiled.
"Emmett, I am not going to discuss my sex life with you."
"What sex life? You have to have sex before you can have a sex life."
Edward inhaled and lowered his head.
"Carlisle can vampires drink beer?" Emmett said.
"I'm not drinking a beer Emmett."
"Why not." Charlie said as he entered the room.
"What's going on guys?" he said.
"Our groom here is having honeymoon anxiety." Emmett stated.
"Edward my boy, you will be fine. Here drink my beer." Charlie said.
"Somebody please shoot me. I am not drinking a beer, I am not looking for a woman to give me experience prior to tonight…and (pointing at Charlie) there is no way I am discussing any of this in front of you Charlie. "Edward said with that stubborn voice he has.
"I don't mean any disrespect Charlie, I can promise you that will be one topic you and me won't discuss."
"I understand Edward. Second thoughts no father wants to think of his daughter doing…" he paused and then shook his head.
"But really Edward one beer won't hurt you." He said.
Edward looked to Carlisle for help.
"Oh Charlie, Edward can't drink any alcohol; it makes him deathly ill." Carlisle lied.
"Well that's too bad."
"I think I'm going to go back up to my room and relax before I have to get my tux on." Edward said.
"Ya bro, go "relax" if you know what I mean." Emmett looked at Edward and winked.
Edward walked out of the room shaking his head.
