Well obviously, we got a Mary Sue at Hogwarts school!

They jumping in yo' canon, they flirtin with yo' people, dawg!

Tryin' to make em' fall in love!

So hide yo' canon characters, hide yo' plotline!

Hide yo' canon characters, hide yo' plotline!

Hide yo' canon characters, hide yo' plotline!

And hide yo' OC's

Cause' they be Mary Sueing everyone out there!

You don't have to confess, we know she's a Sue!

We gonna flame you, we gonna flame you!

So you can deny that, deny that

But it's still a Mary Sue!

You can deny that, deny that, Sue writer!

She got sparkly blonde hair and big blue orb eyes

She's a Sue! She's a Sue!

We aren't that dumb, we aren't that dumb

She's a Sue, for real dawg!

They jumping in yo' canon, flirting with yo' people dawg!

Tryin' to make em' fall in love!

So hide yo' canon characters, hide yo' plotline!

So hide yo' canon characters, hide yo' plotline!

So hide yo' canon characters, hide yo' plotline!

And hide yo' OC's, cause' they be Sueing everyone out there!

You don't have to confess, we know she's a Sue!

We gonna flame you, we gonna flame you!

So take that, take that!

Take that, take that,

Sue Writer!

Ok, not the world's best parody, but i have never written a song fic before, so give me a chance