The Boy in the gas mask

Fergus, (ME) George (My friend) and Marcus (My other friend) were in Marcus' town. They were playing hide and seek when suddenly Fergus, who was in a crap hiding place, (behind a tree which, unfortunately, had just been cut down) put on, a gas mask.

Fergus: THE BOY IN THE GAS MASK!!!

Fergus then started to run around town. He went into Mint's house, where George was hiding.

George: Hey, aren't you supposed to be hiding? It was Marcus' turn bein- HOLY CRAP!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Then, as you can probably tell, George ran away.

Mint: Get out!

Fergus: THE BOY IN THE-

Mint: I don't care, get out!

Fergus: Awwwwwwwwww….

Antonio: Mint, can feel your…

Mint: HELL NO!!!

Outside George thought it safe to rest by a tree, when suddenly Fergus blasted out of Mint's house on a flying piano.

George: What the hell!?!

Fergus: I did it by just so happening to be the author of this Fan Fic. Now were was I? Oh yes! THE BOY IN THE GAS MASK!!!

Chase music comes on as Fergus chases George on his flying piano, Tom Nook chases a shoplifter, and Lobo chases an apple somehow floating in the air.

George: Who writes this crap?!?

Well obviously me. Then Fergus grew wings, jumped off the piano, realised he was just having a stroke and fell on top of Lobo, who howled, grabbed the apple and ate it.

Lobo: Wow, that was easy!

Meanwhile Marcus was looking for Fergus and George, when suddenly sirens went off.

Mayor: Emergency! Emergency! The boy in the gas mask has struck again! Evacuate the town for God's sake! Women and children last! I mean first (lucky shits)!

Then George ran screaming towards Marcus followed by Fergus, wearing a gas mask.

Fergus: THE BOY IN THE GAS MASK!!!

But then Marcus woke up and it was all a dream. Wait, my English teacher said not to use the whole "all a dream" thing as an ending because I can't be arsed making up something good! So I'll change it to: But then the wireless connection failed and the came switched off without saving.