Hello everyone! This is a new fic where characters from Percy Jackson yell at fanfiction writers for.. things. Anything from shipping(mostly shipping, actually) to weird storys and ooc characters. Bye!
Dear fanfiction writers,
Why. Just, why. Seriously! Who decided that I should date my cousin. My cousin! Well, technically gods don't have DNA but, still! I do not like Thalia! Well, I like her but not in a romantic way! That is all Annabeth! I like ANNABETH! CAN YOU MORTALS NOT DRILL THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS! Sorry, I got a little carried away. But really, I'm dating Annabeth. Besides, Thalia is a hunter of Artemis. No boys. Artemis would turn me in to a Deer if I tried to hit on Thalia. And don't even get me started on the Perlia lemons. Those are just creepy. I stay away from those fanfics, but I've heard very disturbing storys of Perlia fluff. I need some brain bleach.
Sincerely, Percy.
Hope you like! The chapters are short, but I will make a lot of them. Also, What is your favourite quote from this chapter? Answer in the comments below! And while your there, answer this question: Where does Thalia get her Aegis?
Bye!
