You have got to be kidding me.
Yeah, I stole this. I can't live my life as I used to now. So listen.
My name is Alyssa. I used to be human, but due to this bitch of a master I now serve I got turned into a chimchar. Saved by another Pokémon, Treecko. Made an exploration team. Team Destiny (how ironic). 11:14. Crap. C'mon Alyssa, think . . .
Saved the world. Hooray. Lived a peaceful (aka boring) life in Treasure Town for a while. Problem. Distortion of Space, caused by Darkrai. Palkia tried to kill us because Darkrai convinced her that we were the cause (as Cressilia). 11:17 pm. Ah . . .
Eventually, the real Cressilia told us everything, and even almost caught Darkrai. But he got away. Told us (me, Treecko, and Cressilia) to meet him at Dark Crater. Obviously a trap.
But the only way to confront him, so we went. Am I going to fast?
Wait . . . is someone actually reading this? That's more important, should've asked that first.
Anyway, that pretty much sums up everything until now.
11:22. I forgot to mention that I have to get this done by midnight. That's when he gets the most powerful.
11:24. Shit. Let me explain the battle . . .
As we walked into Dark Crater, we couldn't see Darkrai at all. Typical. We figured he'd chickened out and fled.
11:26. Suddenly, he appeared right in front of us. Shocked us. A bit. I can't remember much of what he said at the beginning. But I remember Cressilia saying: "So you brought us here to kill us." Or something like that. (Shouldn't have started writing this at 11:10. It's 11:29)
And Darkrai replied: "Yes, I intended to do just that. But I've had a change of heart." That's when I started listening. I saw Treecko gaping at him, mouth wide open. He then saw me looking or something and shut it quickly. 11:37.
"Treecko and Alyssa," Darkrai began. "I need to ask you something." "Why do you always ask us?" Treecko yelled. "You don't even know us!" "But I know you all too well," he replied calmly. Made me want to gag. (My hand hurts from writing this. But not as much as my back. I'll get to that later.) 11:35.
"You see . . ." (people say that way too often)(I've forgotten what he said here, or either don't want to put it down, but he pretty much told us his plan and my backstory. Even the things I didn't know. 11:38.)
11:40.
Yeah, I know I stopped writing for two minutes. But time is crucial in the event in which you have none.
So. What he said next totally caught me off guard even though I was expecting it:
"Would you like to join me?"
11:42. I don't care if you don't wanna know the time! It is for you, anyway. I read back over this really quickly and almost burned it. What if Master Darkrai reads it? Or-
Shit. I'm calling him 'Master' now. I also forgot to mention he can fully control me at midnight. And later. 11:46. I've got no time!
Ow. I just tried to facepalm myself, but instead used brick break. On myself. So now I have to waste more time in healing myself.
So I'll go pace around a bit.
11:50. Ten minutes. And I'm not giving you the short version. You deserve to know. 11:51 . . .
After he asked that, I just stood there in shock. And disbelief. And hatred. Etc. He wanted me to join him? After he fucked up my life so badly I wanted to kill him? What the fuck?
11:53. I can't write the rest. It'll take too long, plus what if he reads it? What if I read it? I'll then either burn it or report it to him. 11:55!
Gotta hide this thing . . .
Found a good hiding spot. Gotta go. 11:56. I can feel him coming. How do people-
