It was a terrible day.

The sun was radiating powerful waves of orangey red heat on the hometown of the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Everyone was stumbling around in dire need of water to cool their sweaty bodies and burned brains, too tired to speak or rationally think.

In each home, the air conditioners were blasted to their full capacity, fans were whirring around in haste, and the trees and shrubbery that decorated the houses in the suburb where dying and losing their vibrant colour.

The inside of the humble home of the AVGN was no different. Picking his favourite white buttoned shirt, taking a batch of pens for his shirt pocket, and grabbing his glasses, the Nerd walked down to his gaming room, where a ton of old and new consoles lay. The walls were laden with shelves that had been packed stacks and stacks of shitty games.

On the couch that lay in the middle of the room sat Kyle Justin - the Nerd's guitarist and composer of his theme song - who slowly strummed his guitar nonchalantly.

"What fucking shit are you playing?" The internet's most ill tempered gamer had found his composer.

The guitar guy shrugged "Just something i wrote from behind the couch."

"It's not a fucking couch you pile of shit, it's a fucking FUTON," Roared James "Now get back there!"

Knowing it was useless to argue, the guitar guy sighed and retreated to his home. The back of a gamers's futon.

Sitting in front of his Commodore 64, James began to surf the internet, searching for new games to review. Once he got online, he got a notification on Facebook.

The box read "Please review RWBY Grimm Eclipse nerd."

He raised an eyebrow, having never heard of this game, and clicked it away.

Bing!

Another notification popped out. "Nerd! Review fucking RWBY Grimm Eclipse!"

He clicked it away.

Bing!

The box on the top right of page read "Play RWBY Grimm Eclipse dick head."

The Nerd was now thoroughly confused. What was this RWBY Grimm Eclipse, and why did his viewers want him to review it so bad?

BING!

Two boxes had shown their ugly faces simultaneously, both demanding to see a Nerd episode about this game.

"The fuck-" James angrily swept them away, extremely pissed now "What the fucking hell is RWBY Grimm Eclipse? I bet RWBY stands for Ruddy Whore Bitching…" he struggled to find an insult beginning with 'y'.

BING

BING

BING

BING

More and more flew out, dropping his jaw, as well as his patience.

"Guitar guy!" The Nerd shouted to his futon

Kyle's head swung into view. "Yes?"

"The fuck is RWBY Grimm Eclipse?!"

"I believe it's a recently released game based on a recently released tv show."

"Well then i can't review it! It's recently released product! That's out of my time period!"

BING

BING

BING

BING

BING

BING

"I think you should give it a try!" Yelled Guitar Guy over the 'bings' that the Commodore was excreting rapidly.

For his rabid fans, he downloaded the game from Steam ( Now for 7.78 US dollars! ) and sat down to review it.

Picking up his controller and starting the game, he began to play and take notes to see if this was bad enough for an episode.

"Ok, start up screen. Ok, select character. What the fuck? Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang?" He lifted up his glasses. "Those are some fucking unique names! And by unique, i mean shitty."

Eventually, he reached the part where enemies started to pour in the screen.

"What are these fucking black blundering dicks? Are they the enemies?"

As his avatar pounded more and more Grimm to death, The AVGN started to become bored.

"So, basically, its a beat em up. Just fighting more and more of these bears. That's all to it. Fucking amazing."

Becoming more and more bored of punching Grimm in the face, he put down his controller and stared at the screen, where a hoard of monsters mercilessly swarmed his character.

"That's all? Just monotonous fighting?" He placed his face in his hand. "Oh, and look i died. What a piece of shit. I can't take this anymore, i just can't."

Kyle sat down next to him, guitar in hand. "How's the game Nerd?"

"It's just pigeon shit. Putrid ass dropping being squeezed out of a rhino's dick hole. All you do is kill these fucking things! That's all! You're stuck in his hell, being able to do nothing else but just fight and fight and fight. I can get better games on my phone for free! This game is just pure shit."

"Aww, it's ok Nerd." Kyle tried to comfort him, gingerly patting his shoulder.

"The fuck are you doing?" The Nerd had removed his face from his hand. " Are you patting my shoulder?"

The Guitar Guy started stuttering "I,uh, just though that, you know…"

"GET BEHIND THE FUCKING COUCH!"

"I, uh, thought you said it was a futon…"

"PISS OFF!"

Kyle hurriedly scamped back to his resting place ( literally ) while the Nerd shut off the game and turned off his computer.

With the Commodore 64 off and the guitar guy out of sight, an uncomfortable silence had returned to the room.

James slumped in his chair and groaned. "What is it with this fucking game? Everyone wants to see me review it? Well, it's a piece of shit. Thats all…the fuck?"

At the mention of the game being shit, the Commodore that James had run it on began to hum, and light up, steam billowing from its plastic vents.

In a blast of colourful light, like a evil shitty rainbow of horse piss, the ageing computer had vaporised The AVGN on the spot, leaving nothing but a loud 'FUCK' that slowly faded away.

As the glare of light invaded the pitch blank warmth of his eyes, his eyes opened groggily. But as soon as they did, they wished they had stayed shut, for above him was none other then Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang furiously watching him. Weiss, the one in a white dress kicked his leg

"The fucking hell are you doing in our dorm?"

Still unable to speak, James rolled over to face another angry female:Yang.

"Probably just a little peeping tom, the bastard."

Unbeknownst to team RWBY, The Angry Video Game Nerd had materialised into their dorm room floor…