Me: Hi guys! Today we are interviewing the Hunger Games characters-
Gale: Woah, woah, woah. What do you mean by characters?
Me: Ugh! How many times do I have to tell you! YOUR PART OF A BOOK!
Peeta: What?
Me: I HAVE A TASER
Gale and Peeta: *mumbling* ok,ok
Rue: Ok, since our host is dealing with them, I'll start! * reading off a card*You guys send in reiviews asking us questions, and we answer them right here! You can ask any question you want, because we have everyone right here!
Prim: Cool!
Katniss: Wait, but what if they send in something privite?
Me: *tasing Gale and Peeta* Too Bad! Mwahhahaahahaha! And by the way, Rue, and Prim, you guys rock!
Gale: GET OFF OF US!
Peeta: YES PLEASE!
Me: Finally! You agreed! *gets off of them*
Rue and Prim: Yay! We have a fan!
Me: Ok, today's show is'nt very-
Gale: What show?
Me: SHUT UP!
Gale: Um, ok?
Me: I LOVE YOU GALE!
Gale: uh, thanks?
Me: Ok. Today's show *looks at Gale and Peeta* won't be very long, because, well, this is the first day! When I start getting in reviews, it'll get longer!
Katniss's Mom: Ok.
Rue's little sister: Hi wrs. hostie
Me: *awwing* hi!
Katniss: Ok, is this over yet?
Me: Nope! My friend has a question for Rue. Here it is!
Hi Rue! I thought you were dead? How are you here if your dead? And Gale, yes, you are in a book.
Rue: AW Crap! I die?
Me: In the book you do!
Rue: *confused* But this is not the book...so...I'm alive?
Gale: Sweet! I'm famous! I'm in a book! Cool! Whopee!
Me: Yep. You all are.
Gale: Aw,poo. I'm not the only famous person here. Poo.
Peeta: *flips his hair* course not.
Gale: *laughing* Is he in it?
Me: Yup. And he and Katniss get married.*grins*
Peeta: *laughs* HA! IN YOUR FACE!
Gale: Crap.
Me: *tasing Peeta* Got 'em!
Gale: HA!
Peeta: *gets up panting* Gosh! Stop doing that!
Me: Sorry. No can do.
Katniss: Ok. Now is this over?
Me: Almost. But you will still be held captive in my house. And maybe next time their will be two of me. Or just me and my friend. And also-
Gale:*groans*
Me: -I apriciate people sending candy with their reviews. Please?
Katniss: Goodbye!
Me: OKOK. We're done. See you next time!
Everyone except Rue and Prim: *groans*
