Me: Hi guys! Today we are interviewing the Hunger Games characters-

Gale: Woah, woah, woah. What do you mean by characters?

Me: Ugh! How many times do I have to tell you! YOUR PART OF A BOOK!

Peeta: What?

Me: I HAVE A TASER

Gale and Peeta: *mumbling* ok,ok

Rue: Ok, since our host is dealing with them, I'll start! * reading off a card*You guys send in reiviews asking us questions, and we answer them right here! You can ask any question you want, because we have everyone right here!

Prim: Cool!

Katniss: Wait, but what if they send in something privite?

Me: *tasing Gale and Peeta* Too Bad! Mwahhahaahahaha! And by the way, Rue, and Prim, you guys rock!

Gale: GET OFF OF US!

Peeta: YES PLEASE!

Me: Finally! You agreed! *gets off of them*

Rue and Prim: Yay! We have a fan!

Me: Ok, today's show is'nt very-

Gale: What show?

Me: SHUT UP!

Gale: Um, ok?

Me: I LOVE YOU GALE!

Gale: uh, thanks?

Me: Ok. Today's show *looks at Gale and Peeta* won't be very long, because, well, this is the first day! When I start getting in reviews, it'll get longer!

Katniss's Mom: Ok.

Rue's little sister: Hi wrs. hostie

Me: *awwing* hi!

Katniss: Ok, is this over yet?

Me: Nope! My friend has a question for Rue. Here it is!

Hi Rue! I thought you were dead? How are you here if your dead? And Gale, yes, you are in a book.

Rue: AW Crap! I die?

Me: In the book you do!

Rue: *confused* But this is not the book...so...I'm alive?

Gale: Sweet! I'm famous! I'm in a book! Cool! Whopee!

Me: Yep. You all are.

Gale: Aw,poo. I'm not the only famous person here. Poo.

Peeta: *flips his hair* course not.

Gale: *laughing* Is he in it?

Me: Yup. And he and Katniss get married.*grins*

Peeta: *laughs* HA! IN YOUR FACE!

Gale: Crap.

Me: *tasing Peeta* Got 'em!

Gale: HA!

Peeta: *gets up panting* Gosh! Stop doing that!

Me: Sorry. No can do.

Katniss: Ok. Now is this over?

Me: Almost. But you will still be held captive in my house. And maybe next time their will be two of me. Or just me and my friend. And also-

Gale:*groans*

Me: -I apriciate people sending candy with their reviews. Please?

Katniss: Goodbye!

Me: OKOK. We're done. See you next time!

Everyone except Rue and Prim: *groans*