Disclaimer: I own nothing, credit Mark Schwahn and whoever wrote these rules.

Authors Note: So I know I've already got a rules story going, but this one is different so I hope you enjoy. There are 24 rules so there will be around 24 chapters. Please read and review, I would appreciate it. And if you haven't checked out my other ff's please do so. These rules are from a man's point of view.

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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, and you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Lucas was sound asleep laying in bed, having a wonderful dream. Him and Brooke had partied all night long with Nathan, Haley, Peyton and Rachel. It had been a typical night on the town for 6 college students. He was jolted out of sleep by his girlfriends yelling. Which she soon paired with shaking him.

"Lucas, Lucas. Get your ass up!" she said while shaking him awake.

"What the fuck Brooke" Oh shit he thought but it was to late

"What did you just say to me?" she questioned already knowing the answer

" Shit, No no im sorry I was tired and not thinking im" but he was cut off

"Don't you ever say that to me ever again, okay, okay"

Great it was early, he was tired and hangover and now Brooke was mad, and that was never a good thing.

"Okay well were just gonna say that it was because your not feeling well, but you will never do that again, got it" Brooke concluded

"Yeah, im sorry, It was a mistake. So why did you wake me up anyway?" Lucas questioned

"Oh right, so I walked into the bathroom this morning and the toilet seat was up. And its bad enough I have to put my ass on the toilet but I really don't want to touch it. Especially after last night."

"What are you getting at Brooke"

"You need to be better about remembering to put the toilet seat down, always!" she said sternly

"Are you for real, you woke me up to tell me that I didn't but the toilet seat down?" Brooke nodded her head. "You are a adult, I need it up you need it down. Why should I always have to put it up? You put it down!"

"That's not how it works Lucas, so get over it and put the damn toilet seat down."

"There is no law or rule Brooke saying that guys have to put down the toilet seat. Guys do it so they don't have to listen to women, but we don't have to. I don't have to." Lucas stated

"You know I bet Nathan and Haley never have this conversation, because Nathan puts the fucking toilet seat down" Brooke screamed

"No they probably never have this conversation because when Nathan is to drunk to remember and FORGETS, Haley dosent make a big deal out of nothing and just puts the damn seat down." Lucas yelled back

"Well if we ever have a son, you better make sure he dose not take after you and he better put the toilet seat down."

"Well if we have a daughter, YOU better make sure our daughter is mature enough that if the toilet seat is up she can put it down all by herself" he said

"You know Brooke here, take the phone book, call a contractor have them build you your own fucking bathroom" Lucas said flinging the phone book at her

"Fine I will, good idea. You better start cutting back on some of your crap, who knows how much this will cost" she smiled and walked down stairs to the phone

But much to Lucas's surprise and dismay Brooke was serious, she called the contractor and many thousands of dollars later they had another bathroom upstairs.