Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, nor make money from this story.


STORY TRANSFERRED FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT 'SKINNYMINI' ON ADULT FAN FICTION WEBSITE! Written more than 9 years ago, be gentle with the reviews.

SUMMARY: Kagome brings her family's American transfer student to the feudal era. Myoga sees this as the perfect chance to distract Kouga from Kagome with a Dream Romance potion in hopes of Kouga and Nadine getting together.

You Are So Dead Myoga!

Kouga stepped out in the middle of the wedding. He couldn't take it anymore. He spotted me sitting on the cliff over looking the lake and after hesitating for a few minutes, came over to me.

"Mind if I join you?" Kouga murmured.
"No, go for it. You ran out later than I expected. How you holding up?"
"Later than you expected? When did you come out here? I'm alright I suppose."
"I ran out when she was walking the aisle. I'm sorry, but seeing a 16 year old get married to a fella over 100 is just too creepy." We both laughed at that. Then the legendary awkward silence. I broke it.
"Hey, Kouga?"
"Yes?"
"When is your birthday?"
"It was a while ago." He replied after a moment of surprise.
"You gotta give me more than that!"
He smiled and said "It was last week."
"hmm. Look at me for a sec, please?"
He turned to me. I leaned in and gently kissed his lips. To say he was shocked would be an understatement. But before he could respond, I pulled away.
"Happy belated birthday, Kouga." He just sat there, lips slightly parted, breathing irregular. And trying to figure out why the hell I pulled away!?
"Hey. I'm going to go fishing. Want to join me?"
"S-sure. Sounds good."
Almost at the lake shore was when he blurted out "Nadine?"
"Yes Kouga?"
"Nadine, you kissed me!"
"I fail to see your point."
"You kissed me."
"Yeah, and?"

"INUYASHA! SIT!"
Kouga shot up from his bed at Kagome screaming at InuYasha. Then he heard someone give out an ear splitting whistle, effectively shutting any demon within a 10 mile radius up.
"Inu. What the Hell did you do to make her scream at this (AM) hour? Damnit! I knew I should've brought the duct tape! Kagome! SHUT THE HOLY HELL UP!" She stopped screaming but she wouldn't shut up. Kouga walked out of his room right as I was wondering aloud where my ear plugs and knife were. The room suddenly went quiet when they realized he and I were staring at each other. Then they remembered that we hadn't met yet, only seen each other in short glimpses.

"Nadine, this is Kouga. Kouga, this is Nadine. Now, InuYasha..." Kagome hurriedly said, wanting to get back to her ranting.

Without even thinking on either of our parts, we blurted out..Loudly..
"I Kissed you!"
"You Kissed me!"

Heads whipped around to look at us. Then down to see a cowering and squeaking Myoga.

"Heheeh. Had a bit of that dream romance potion, did you?"

Then Kouga was at my side, giving me a blue fly swatter while he had a green one.
"Ladies first."
And the chase to kill the flea was started.

Hey folks! Yep, I'm Nadine.