Once upon yesterday, the Thunderclan cats were eating pie. It was crazy. "PIE!" Screamed a super hyper Bramblestar. He then ran over to Jayfeather and spanked him.

"Ouchie! That's my bootie!" Jayfeather whinned. Bramblestar rolled his eyes and then ran over to highledge to call his clan mates for a meeting. "My peoples!" Bramblestar yowled his voice ringing around the hollow. "I've got some announcements to make so listen up!" He bounced up and down as he waited for his clanmates to gather around. "I want to re-name Jayfeather to Jay Jay sass master."

"GASP!" Came the voice of a very random cat with a very cool blue cloak on. Bramblestar ignored it and was about to carry on when the cat meowed, "Excuse me! Show some respect here! I am a freaking queen!"

"Whattttttttttt?!" Whisper-screamed Bramblestar. "You is amazing!" Squirrelflight glared at him. Then she relaxed and started bowing to the weird cat.

"You is our queen. We must respect you!" Jay Jay sass master gasped. And then he died. But he came back to life cause he is the coolest cat ever.

"You guys is not random enough!" She declared. "At your next gathering I shall announce to all the clans that I am their leader!" She smiled weirdly. Bramblestar looked at her like she had grown wings.

"How do we do that?" He asked. "Also what is your name? I need to know so I can make you the official ruler of all the clans." She rolled to the front of the group and called out to all the Thunderclan cats.

"My name is Zebrastripe." She meowed mysteriously as she took off her cloak. "Jay Jay, I believe you know me from somewhere..." Jay Jay sass master gasped and then fainted. Bramblestar looked suspiciously at her before shrugging and motioning for Zebrastripe to continue. "You shall become random by eating LOTS AND LOTS of catmint!" She declared her eyes lighting up because she was sugar high.

"Wait here." She meowed before clapping her paws twice and disappearing. Then 0.00000002 seconds later she re-appeared with a bag as big as the moon and dumped it on the ground. Out spilled 10 billion tons of catmint...Dun DUh DAH!