Author's Note: Just a little note that this fanfic is dedicated to my friend, Daisy, who is totally obsessed with Kurama. I might make a little Kurama the star of this tennis story. I just wanted to make a little humor story. Hope you like. ^_^

I'm not making fun of Hiei for all you Hiei fans out there. I actually like Hiei better than Kurama I just promised I'd do a fanfiction with Kurama as main character.

Disclaimers applied I DO NOT OWN YYH! (though I wish I did)

YYH Style Tennis

"Oi! Kurama!" Yusuke ran up behind Kurama who was walking back home from school.

"Huh? What is it Yusuke? Another mission?" Kurama was a bit disappointed. He was still a little tired with their last 'so called' mission. A friend of Koenma's had gotten drunk and was trying to destroy the world. Boy it was hard controlling that guy when he was drunk. Another Toguro. But, it turned out the boy was a baby like Koenma when he wasn't drunk! A LITTLE BABY almost had killed them all. It was horrifying.

"Nope. Keiko and the girls want to invite you to play tennis Saturday."

Kurama sighed. At least it wasn't a mission. "Sure. I'll be there. Do you want me to drag along Hiei?"

"Yeah sure. Can that little punk play tennis without burning half the court or something though?"

"Um...I don't know. I'll restrain him if he does."

"Okay. See ya there."

********Kurama's house********

"Hiei please. can you come play tennis?" Kurama pleaded with adorable fox eyes. (he always has pretty eyes anyway)

"Hell no kitsune."

"Ahhh.come on. Are you too afraid of a tennis ball and racket?"

"Hn."

"You know I don't take that as an answer. Besides Yukina will be there. You want to protect her don't you?"

Hiei glared at Kurama. The fox was so convincing sometimes. Damn. "Fine," he growled.

"Good. I'll make you some breakfast if you come to my house before we play tennis."

"Will you make the yummy yellow stuff? And the wavy brown sticks?"

"Uhhhhhh.yellow stuff? Brown sticks?"

"Yeah the thingamajigger. Ummm."

"Ohhh EGGS! And brown.sticks.BACON! Ohhh. Right. If...you...want?"

"Yay!"

********Saturday morning. Still at Kurama's house********

"Are you sure this is a good idea Yusuke? Kuwabara whispered to Yusuke while they were hiding in Kurama's pantry.

"Duh."

Yusuke listened carefully to see if the coast was clear and then slid out of the pantry and snuck toward the great-smelling eggs.

'Heh heh. This sugar will definitely make Hiei play better,' thought Yusuke.

Yusuke put the whole container of sugar in his bacon and eggs.

"Come on Kuwabara let's run!"

They ran out of the house.

"Let me go check if the eggs and bacon are ready." Kurama walked to the kitchen and saw that his cooking was ready. He brought it out to an eager Hiei whose was excited to have good food.

Kurama handed the food to Hiei who immediately started stuffing his mouth with the yummy stuff.

"Krma the stf tates differet tha last tim."

"What?"

Hiei gulped the food down.

"The stuff tastes different."

"Are you testing my cooking?" Kurama's eyes began to turn evil.

"N-no. Of course not." No one insulted Kurama's cooking unless they wanted an early death sentence. Rose whip chopping through you and all. The whole package.

"It tastes great Kurama!" Hiei wasn't lying. It tasted better! Yum! His body and mind suddenly got perked up. He started jumping up and down while eating. He strangely resembled a monkey wearing black.

"Hiei. You're going to choke on your food if you keep jumping up and down."

Hiei put down his plate and jumped off the couch.

"NINJA MONKEY! HWO YAH!" Hiei was attacking the flower pot. "DIE EVIL FLOWER POT! NO KURAMA SAVE ME! THE POT IS GONNA EAT ME! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"

Hiei's finger was stuck to a sticky leaf on the plant. Kurama shook his head. After all those years of fighting youkai he was afraid of a leaf. How sad.

"Hiei. I suggest you pull the leaf off your finger."

"NOOO! IT'S GONNA EAT ME AND THEN I'LL TURN INTO NOTHING!!! AHHHHH!!!!"
"Hiei. Calm down. It's just a leaf covered with mud and herbal milk from inside the plant. It won't harm you."

"Yes it WILL!!!" THERE'S NO OTHER CHOICE! Jaou Ensatsu Koku Ryu Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (forgive me if I spell anything wrong)

"HIEI NOOOOOOO!!!!"

There was now a huge hole in the ground where the coffee table had been. Smoke was rising from it.

"You are so paying for that Hiei." Kurama was glaring at Hiei. Grr. How dare he destroy his mother's precious coffee table.

"Owie. Kurama I think the plant bit me. My thumb stings." Hiei was sucking his thumb loudly.

"Baka."

Forgive me if my story wasn't humorous for you. It's only my second fanfic.

Yawn. So tired.

Tiff: Oh boy I'm tired. Snore.

V-kun (my cute fish): Wake up. You can't die after you type the 1st chapter!

Tiff: Right. Back to typing! ****breakdown. falls back asleep****

V-kun: Oh no!