A/N: I was writing this one and the "hermy" story in a bus on the way to the beach. Mostly i wrote it cuz i was bored and it gave my friends and I a good laugh. I hope u guys like it! enjoy.

Disclaimer:I own nothing but the plot

Ron Weasley made his way onto the hogwarts express. He walked the isles until he found his best friend, Harry Potter sitting in a compartment with Hermione Granger. He had big plans for this year. This year he was finally going to ask Hermione out on a date. Whenever he thought about her an odd warmth spread through his body, making him feel as if he could fly. GRRRRRRAAAAAALLLLLCK. Ron's stomack rumbled. He emptied one of his pockets and lots of small things wrapped in orange plastic. "What are those?" questioned Hermione. Ron unwrapped one and popped one in his mouth. They're Reeses peanut butter cups" replyed Ron. " They're whats?" asked harry. "Muggle candy, Fred and George have been getting them for me." Answered ron. "in that case" Hermione said " you probably shouldn't eat them" Ron ignored her and proceeded in stuffing himself for the rest of the ride to Hogwarts.

On the thestral drawn carriage Ron fainted. Harry and Hermione rushed him to the hospital. "I knew he shouldn't have eaten that candy" thought Hermione. "Madam Pomfrey, will he be OK?" Hermione asked desperately. "I'm afraid not, I've made arrangements for him to be taken to St. Mungo's in about an hour" answered Poppy. "whats wrong with him?" questioned Harry. " He overdosed on Muggle Candy" explained Madam Pomfrey "He'll be lucky to get out of this alive." Hermione gasped, then she collapsed on the floor, spilling tears everywhere.

Sure enough, an hour later, a healer arrived in the fire place to take Ron to St. Mungo's. Harry and Hermione were permitted to come with their friend. They stepped in to the fire and yelled "ST. MUNGO'S" the familiar spinning sensation came and before they knew it, they were in the St. Mungo's waiting room. Harry and Hermione sat down while Ron was taken up to his ward. Half an hour later they were taken up to see Ron.. "he's in a coma" explained the Healer. "but after many tests we have concluded that we will not be able to wake him up again. You see, muggle candy does odd things to wizards, especially those Reese's cups. "Does it always put them in a coma?" asked Hermione, small tears now dripping down her face. "No" answered the healer "muggle candy has a different effect on every wizard, that's why there's no cure.

That did it. Hermione started sobbing uncontrollably. She ambled over to the bed in which Ron lay. She bent down and gingerly kissed him.

3 days later Ronald Weasley died.