Demyx: GIVE ME THE TV REMOTE, AXEL!
Axel: NEVARRR!
Demyx: *tackles* Gimee!
Rexie: *rolls eyes* * grabs the remote from Axel* Shut it, guys, we're filming.
Axel: …
Demyx: Hehe..
Rexie: Hello World! I'm Rexie, coming to you live from Castle Oblivion, where all of your favorite Nobodies are! We'll be taking your calls for the next hour at 555-1234. For a small fee of $5, you can all and tell us want you want to see happen, or just ask for a question to be answered. Start calling now, we're going on commercial break.
Commercial begins: Do you ever find this happening to you?
Rexie: This may be the stupidest idea Xemnas has ever had.
Demyx: We are pretty low on funds….
Rexie: But a TV program about us, so we can get money? Not only will that expose all of our secrets, but… think of what they'll have us do! *cringes*
Axel: Hey, $5 a call plus another $5 from our sponsors, isn't too bad.
Zexion: *walking in* After you take out the $50 for the camera man, and the $200 for an hour on TV…. .
Rexie: Right.
Axel: Well-
*beeping noise is heard*
Rexie: Commercials over! *tosses Axel the mike and sticks her tongue out*
Axel: Huh? Oh, hey everyone! We're back, and we're about to take our first call. Caller number 1, are you there?
Caller Number 1: EEEEEEEEPP! Lindsay, we're on!
Caler Number 1's Friend: *heard in the background* EEEEEEPP! I HEAR OUR VOICES ON TV, BETH!
Axel: annoyed sigh* Do you have a question? Or something you want us to do?
Caller Number 1 and friend: EEEEEEEEE! It's AXEL! *swoon&sigh*
Axel: Heheh.. ^_^
Caller Number 1: Ok uhmm…. Dance!
Axel: *Are-you-serious-look* Umm… *Casper Slides* Ok, bye! *hangs up* And now it's time for another commercial break!
Commercial: Are you tired of having issues cosplaying as Axel? We have the solution for YOU!
Axel: o.0 People cosplay as me? AMAZING!
Zexion, Demyx, Rexie: -_-
Axel: ^_^
Rexie: At least we only have 50 minutes to go …
*beepbeep*
Zexion: *stupid short commercial*
Rexie: Zexy, it's your turn to talk to some one :3
Zexion: And we're back. We're ready for caller number 2.
Caller Number 2: ZEXION? OMG I LOVE YOU!
Rexie: Back off *growls*
Caller Number 2: Meh. Anyways, I wanna see … Fine, Zexion AND Rexie sing the misheard Numa Numa lyrics.
Rexie: You'rve got to be kidng me.
Caller Number 2: Shouldn't have interfered. Then it would have been only Zexion :)
Zexion and Rexie: *angrily* Mia hee!
Mai hoo!
Mai haa!
Mai ha-ha!
Mia hee!
Mai hoo!
Mai haa!
Mai ha-ha!
Mia hee!
Mai hoo!
Mai haa!
Mai ha-ha!
Mia hee!
Mai hoo!
Mai haa!
Mai ha-ha!
Hello?
Salute?
Sit chair, oon, high duke?
She tearo, you be the man
who mashed the, feta cheese-ah!
Hello?
Hello?
Sedan, Picasso?
Sound that beep!
*beep beep beep!*
Sheep is unique, that's the sting
no share, me knee
raise the pledge, now numa numa ay,
numa numa ay, numa numa numa ay
keep it down, she ramen shut the day
now i'm impreesed, now okee pay ay!
raise the pledge, now numa numa ay,
numa numa ay, numa numa numa ay
keep it down, she ramen shut the day
now i'm impreesed, now okee pay ay!
say soon? said spoon? jessie? aku?
Hello? you be the man, feta cheese ah!
hello? hello? synthetic shoe! picasso-oh, sound that beep
Axel and Demyx: *On the floor laughing very hard*
Zexion and Rexie: ASDFGHOUDFJ:LKJ#$:LJDSF#24. COMMERCIAL.
Wanna know what happens next? Go listen to the Numa Numa song 562 times consecutively, and by the time you finish that, another story should be up! :D
