I have a new purpose in life.

I don't Red Vs Blue or the Achievment Hunters, but screw it.


Michael J. Caboose was a pool digger, meaning he and his friends would dig the holes that pool water fills. No, they didn't magically appear. No, this wasn't his favorite job. That comes later.

He and his group was setting up a display or something for their pool digging services in front of a Wal-Mart when it started to rain. They set up the tent when things got really messy.

"Oh, it's starting to rain," Caboose obversed in a sightly childish voice.

"No shit, Sherlock," Ed, one of Cabooses colleages, replied in a hostile tone.

Then the wind started to pick up.

"Hey, the wind's starting to pick up," Caboose stated with a bit of fear in his voice. He followed up with "maybe we should put away the tent."

"Yeah," Ed agreed.

So Caboose, Ed, and the others stood around the tent and picked it up. As they did this, a gust of wind hit them and (bam!) the went ten feet in the air, along with the men holding on to it.

"Oh, my God!" Caboose screamed at the top of his lungs.

He and the others were up there for a few minutes when they came back down. Onto a semi. Caboose was the least lucky of them all, as the tent poll he held onto crashed into the semi's windshield, but thankfully, not him.

Ed stood up and said "You know what? Fuck the tent, let's go inside."

"Good idea," Caboose and the others agreed.

They went into Wal-Mart, abandoning the tent, and went to the bedding section. Thought it was a good place to end it.


Well, that was strange.

Tell me which Achivement Hunter stories you want to see preformed by the Reds and Blues.

Well, that's all from me. Don't feed the trolls and I'll see ya later lovelies.