Sue Sylvester Quotes

Sue: One girl ate a pigeon. That's how badly they wanna be Cheerios.

Will: Inside, you're a really good person. I appreciate what you're doing for these kids. I won't forget it.

Sue: I'm seriously gonna puke in your mouth.

Sue: Will I'm not going to do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity.

Sue: I'm all about finding a freakish depressed kid and showing them what winning's all about.

Bryan: Should I lock the door?

Sue: No, I've got a secret room upstairs. Like Letterman.

Sue: Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off.

Sue: What's that smell? It's coffee. It's usually masked by the smell of fear.

Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.

Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

Sue: I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.

Sue [to Kurt and Mercedes]: How do you two not have a show on Bravo?

Sue: I just lost my train of thought because you have so much margarine in your hair.

Sue: Do you not understand the blackmail process and how it works?

Sue: What you call insanity, I call inspiration.

You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered - and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to Sarah Palin.

Sue: Hey, buddy. Get a haircut? It looks awful.

Sue: Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination horror!

Will: I'm thinking about leaving my wife.

Sue: Well, I didn't see that one coming at all.

Sue: You three are boring me now. I'm gonna go do something else.

Sue: You sunk my battleship, Rod. And you sunk it hard.

Sue: God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester.

Sue: [to Emma] Ellen, that blouse is just insane.

Sue: I got a satellite interview. That's lingo for an interview, via satellite.

Sue: I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office.

Sue: That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.

Sue: We're gonna bring this club down.

Quinn: And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back.

Sue: I don't care so much about that.

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