Eenie Meanie HerMione

Summary: During 3rd year Hermione tries to decide which guy she should like: Harry or Ron? One shot.

Dear Diary,

This is the absolute most final straw. I've got to choose, I can't just go around flirting with two guys. Especially when they are best friends. I've got to choose. I do tend to lean more toward Harry, because Ron is SUCH an imbecile, but I have to admit that he is a rather charming, witty, funny imbecile. And he cleans up ok… Oh, fudge, I think I like them both equally. This has got to stop I am going to stop everything right now, until I fix this. I'll just go with Harry. Wait, no, no, I take that back… I can't just make a spur of the moment decision like that. Like everything else, I must think through this clearly. Sure Harry can be fun, but as a possible boyfriend… I'd be the girlfriend of the boy who lived. I'm not quite sure I like that. I'm not quite sure I like him. Well, yes I like him, but I'm not sure if it's that way…

Oh great I've just seceded in confusing myself even more.

Brilliant, Hermione.

Ok, I am NOT leaving this table until I figure this out…

This may take a while.

I don't care how long this takes. Ok yes I do, I haven't finished my homework yet… I need to resolve this now. Maybe I'll just go with Ron, he an be a bit of twit sometimes but, overall… Ok I'll admit I like red hair. But that doesn't mean anything, just because I like red hair does NOT, in any means, mean that I like My Ron.

Oh Merlin, I just reread that. I called him my Ron… Why did I do that? I should cross that out… Wait no, maybe that's my mind trying to tell me something… I mean I never call Harry MY Harry… Obviously, by process of elimination, I like Ron. Bloody he-, no, no, no swearing in my diary…

I've thought about it… I think I actually do like Ron. You know after three years, you'd think I would have noticed but really…

I did NOT see this coming.

What AM I going to do?

All he does is fight with me…

I will figure this out… I swear…

But first I think I'll finish my homework…

Homework solves everything…

I wonder if Ron needs help with his homework…

A/N: The end, if anybody liked it and wants me to write another chapter, I will.

But if you hate it sorry, I couldn't get it out of my head and so I had to write it so I could stop thinking about it.. Oh Crod, speaking of homework…..