Hey Shadoom here! This fanfiction is something that I'm going to try to make over the line of 'acceptable'. The keyword was 'try' so please tell me it sucks so I can stop abusing the innocent eyes of readers and destroy this fanfic. Or perhaps not… Things I own… Absolutely nothing except a broken pen and some sheets of paper.

Twisted and Forgotten

Chapter One: The Tea That Started It All…

Well to tell the truth Shuuhei was not in the best of moods. I mean it's not every day that you're supposed to go fetch tea for your superior. Not when you could have others to do that. And especially not when you're buried in paperwork. And to top it off, who breaks their arm when they're trying to get a canister of tea for goddamn sake? Apparently Shuuhei had achieved all of the above.

No he's not clumsy and no he's not mad but then again no he's not happy either… he's just… calmly walking to the nearest medical center so he could use his arm again. After he's delivered the tea of course. Yamamoto said it was urgent… Okay scratch out the thing where I said he was calm. The fact was Shuuhei is PISSED. Yeah that's right, PISSED! I mean he just looks calm… on the inside he's well… PISSED.

HOW IMPORTANT IS THIS CAN OF TEA? I BREAK MY ARM, ALMOST RUIN MY REPUTATION WITH ALL THE CUSSING I USED TO VENT MY ANGER AND MADE A FOOL OF MYSELF FOR A CONTAINER OF TEA!!! GOD THIS BETTER BE WORTH IT YAMAMOTO…

See what I mean by pissed?

WHY COULDN'T HE ASK HIS OWN SUB COORDINATE TO GET THE TEA? AND WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE TEA FROM KOMAMURA? WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT IT? AND WHY ME?

And that is how we find him storming into the office of the first captain with a broken arm.

Yamamoto looked up from the documents as he noticed Shuuhei come in. Well actually he noticed Shuuhei a mile back when he fell from the top shelf of Komamura's storage house cursing so loudly that he could have possibly been heard outside of Rukongai perhaps… That was one of the other many reasons why Yamamoto didn't like getting the tea himself. "You can set the tea down on the desk and go get that arm checked up on…"

Shuuhei's calm exterior could've fooled anyone into the exact opposite on what he was thinking.

No thank you? Not even a hint of thanks? AFTER ALL THAT TROUBLE I WENT THROUGH… FOR A CAN OF TEA NONE THE LESS? OLD BASTARD… Oh and go get that arm checked up on… IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED YET I'M VIRTUALLY DROWNING IN PAPER WORK AND IT'S ALL YOUR STINKIN FAULT!!!

But Shuuhei being polite nodded, left behind the tea and walked out of the room as fast as possible.

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Shuuhei grimaced as he found himself in the fourth company being treated. Apparently his arm was not only broken but was also oozing out a foul looking yellow pus. And no one in the ninth company was willing to touch it. Hell they didn't even want to look at it! Yeah… it was that bad… And now he was being treated with an even more foul looking and smelling ointment to stop the pus.

"Consider yourself lucky… Unlike that shinigami over there. She's a frequent visitor here. She's accident prone apparently…" The shinigami applying the balm on his arm laughed as he pointed to the soul reaper next to them who was trying to get out of a pair of heavy iron shackles.

Shuuhei raised an eyebrow. "Why is she chained down?"

"Because she has very poor health and hates getting injected. Personally I don't blame her seeing as how many shots she gets a week but once she went and severely injured three of us so we do this for our own personal safety."

"Shut up… I just don't like hospitals…" The raven haired girl snarled at him.

"And you wouldn't end up in them if you didn't purposely jump off cliffs…" The shinigami looked up at her, "Your lucky you got away with a few cracked ribs…"

"…" Her gold eyes just glared at him as if he had just eaten a piece of elephant crap and asked her if she wanted some.

"She jumped off a cliff?" Shuuhei asked in disbelief.

"Well this time it was a bridge but she jumped all the same…"

"But she jumped intentionally?" When the both shinigami nodded he looked at her with surprise and asked, "Are you crazy?"

The shinigami treating him winced. "I wouldn't have asked that…"

Shuuhei was about to ask why when he received a sharp kick in the groin. He also didn't see her clenched fist snake out from the folds of her robes as it went and socked him in the nose. There was no doubt that it was broken.

And thus that was the beginning of their beautiful friendship.

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So what do you think? I know it's short but this is just the first chapter so yeah. And tell me if I messed up somewhere…- Shadoom