AN: So after reading a fic about Blaine eating Kurt, I decided to change the lyrics to some of the songs they have sung on the show to fit with Blaine being into vore/a cannibal (CanniBlaine).
I don't own Glee or any of the original songs but I do own my lyrics. So give credit where credit is due by linking to this story or my tumblr account
Baby, I Want Your Insides (Baby, It's Cold Outside by Frank Loesser)
I really can't stay - But baby I want your insides
I've got to get away - But baby I want your insides
You'd eat me, you said - Been hoping that you'd drop dead
Serve me with rice - I'll tie up your hands, then I'll start to slice
My mother will start to worry – I could make you into a curry
My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the boiling pot roar
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry
Why were you the one I fell for?– From your thigh, warm blood will pour.
The neighbors might think - Baby, noone's out there
Lose that dapper wink - No help to be found out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes taste like egg white now
To escape this hell – I'll eat your heart, your brain aswell.
I fought to scream no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move in closer?
The scratches will say that I tried – You can't even try to hide
I don't know what to say – You'll never hold out
Ahhh, but I want your insides
Please let me go - But baby, I want your insides
The answer is no - But baby, I want your insides
Now my leg has been – I'm lucky that you dropped in
All ripped and torn - Look out the window at your last storm
My sister will be suspicious - Gosh, your lips look delicious
My brother will be there at the door – I get my kink out of vore
My maiden aunt's dog is vicious - Ohhh your lips are delicious
I'll never have a cigarette anymore - Never so much pleasure before
I want to go home - But, baby, you'll bleed out there
Remove your knife from my throat – Wasted on the grass out there
Was this all planned?- I thrill when I bite your hand
I'm struggling to breathe - How can you do this thing to me?
There's bound to be talk tomorrow – I might regret it tomorrow
You're just like Jekyll and Hyde – When everything will have to be fried.
The world's turning grey – You'll never hold out
Ohhh, baby I want your insides
So what did you think? Also, I'm taking requests, so feel free to ask :) (If I don't know the song it may take me a little while...)
