This fanfic is NOT BY ME. it is by my friend trista, and she wrote it at my house. Trista does not own Pikachu, nor Simeon, no matter how much she may which she owned him. This is in the pokemon section because, um, it has pikachu in it.


One day Trista was at Wendy's house and she had messy hair. her hair was so messy that there were rats sticking out of it... they were stuck. The reason Trista's hair was so messy was because the night before she'd slept at E-wi's house and handcuffed Simeon to the bed. E-wi and Trista then proceeded to gang rape him.... but not actually. You see, Trista has a very big crush on Simeon and she could never do something like that. Not to mention Erin thought that is would be disgusting to do something like it.
Anyways, Simeon went home without being gang raped (poor Simeon) and Trista and E-wi made a Simeon Bear! He had piercings like Simeon and chains like Simeon... but he didn't have hair and glasses... Trista and E-wi needed to work on that....
Anyways, halfway through the day, when E-wi and Trista were bored, guess who popped out of a swirling void on the floor? You guessed it! PIKACHU! Trista and E-wi ran and screamed in fear. And who came to their rescue? None other than the new and improved Simeon Bear Junior! Trista and E-wi started cheering loudly and commanding Simeon Bear Junior to attack. Simeon Bear won of course and then he started to evolve! Simeon Bear Junior evolved into Simeon! Trista promptly jumped him and they all lived happily ever after.
The End