Disclaimer: The author of this lousy fic doesn't own Inu Yasha, a bar, or anything else in

this fic. And please excuse the crude humor, the author was sleep deprived and slightly

high.

Guale: No I wasn't!

Inuyasha and the gang all got high and convinced Kagome to take them to her time. On

the way to the Bone Eater's well they saw a hobo in a baboon skin.

Shippo: what's that?

Inu: a baboon?

Sango: an ape?

Shippo: a monkey?

Miroku: no you're all wrong. It's a fuzzy terd!

Everyone else except Inu: -_-'

Inu: Oh

Sango: *slaps Miroku*

Kagome: No you baka's! It's Naraku.

Inu: Shut up, wench.

Miroku: I think she's right.

Inu: I will avenge Kikyo! *unsheathes Tetsuiga* DIE YOU BASTARD!

Miroku: *gets ready to remove prayer beads* let's kill him, Inuyasha!

Inu: *charges forward and trips*

Miroku: *hits self in head* baka *prayer beads fall off and he gets sucked up*

Sango: *starts crying* Oh no, I never told him that I loved-

Miroku: pops up behind Sango loved what?

Sango: Uhh… cheese cake!

Miroke: Really? Me too!

Sango: really?

Inu: *chops Naraku's head off* find the jewel shards, bitch!

Kagome: Inuyasha that was a real baboon.

Inu: oh, I knew that!

Shippo: where are Sango and Miroku?

Inu: who cares?

~*~ Miroku and Sango ~*~

Miroku: I sense a dark cloud above your tavern, I will be happy to rid you of it for some

food and a place to stay the night.

Barkeeper: Ok, it's coming out of the bathroom now.

Sango: Huh?

Sesshomaru: OH MY GOD, I Sesshomaru, am like so perfect!

Jaken: Lord Sesshomaru got drunk.

Miroku: Oh.

Sesshomaru: Like I, Lord Sesshomaru, have perfect hai, and perfect eyes, and…

* to be continued

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So, how was it? Be nice, this was my first fic.