Kirk looked spok in the eye... only one eye tho... two eyes... that 2 many eye...he toch his hand... put it in mouth.

NO! spokl say... captin... ples.e.. do not fuck my hand

NO SPOC kaptain cock say to him... i MUST. I MUSTT FUCK YOUR HAND.

ILLOGICAL! Spook cry, but it too late kirk is fuckin g the hand

~SPOCK BLUSHUS GREENER THAN A BROCOLLI~

im gomen spock-chan-kun... it is my kink...

spcok look up with big melty eyes and a boner [THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS] big. it ok jam... at least... at least u dont want 2 fuk khan...

BUT SUDDEN! khan walks in! NAKED. WEARING NOHTING. BUT A PLASTIC CHEST. AND JEWELLERY THAT GOES JINGLE AND JANGLE LIKE THAT SONG WITH JIMMY SAVILLE. jim kirk-saville look back and forth between hand man and old man o no... my 2 kinks... they have met. causing a rift in time and space. as kah n kill spok all over again kirk cries deeply.

bones walks in an d yell at the top of lung! dAMMIT JIMBLES! U DONE GOOF'D ! UR FUCKIN TRASH BYe c

hekov arrests him for destroying the universe and puts (extremely) leetle handcuffs on him KEPTIN YOU ARE SICK YOU SICK HAND FUCKER YOU ARE SICK

No! ur russian bonds canno t hold me! chekov scream s back JESTEM HARDKOREM but no. he wasnt hardkor enoguh kirk jumps into the ocean and find a whale but the whale is really spock and they are kiss again but then kirk realise whales,... nO HAND.S... he sinks 2 the bottom of the seafloor in depair...bottom of the ocean... thefore bottom kirk... it ok tho he has an ocean fetish so now hes on top of it again (A/N: THIS MEAN HE DIDNT DIE!) and everyone is happy the end

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