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Percy sighed dramatically on his bed in his big empty Cabin. He was so bored for some odd reason. He would've gotten up to go annoy Thalia and Nico, but that required effort.

He then heard a knock at his door. "Come in."

The figure walking in was known other than his beloved girlfriend, Annabeth.

"Hey, Seaweed-Brain." she called by his nickname.

"Sup, Wise-Girl." he called by hers.

"Just wanted to let you know that you've been in here the whole morning. Anything wrong?"

"Just bored."

Annabeth twisted a loose strand of hair from her pony tail, "Can you guess what month it is?"

"August, right?"

"Uh huh. And can you guess whose birthday it is this month?"

Percy thought for a moment, "Is it someone I know?"

"Yes."

"Is it a guy?"

"Yes."

"Is he awesome?"

"He thinks he is."

"I give up."

"Oh my Gods, it's yours, dish-wipe!"

"Oh yeah!"

Annabeth just face-palmed. Sometimes Percy was a little too clueless.

"So, thought of anything you wanted for your birthday? It's in a week, you know."

Percy thought for a while, "I want sharks with freaking lazer beams on their heads!"

"...Seriously?"

"Not a clue..."

"Well, I need to get going. I promised Thalia that I would buy her ice cream. Until then, think about what you want." Annabeth said as she walked out the cabin.

Percy just waved her good-bye and flopped down on his bed again. What should I get? he asked himself.


"A surprise birthday party!"

"A what?" Annabeth asked.

Thalia started jumping up and down. "It's the perfect idea! We can have it here! Percy won't suspect a thing!"

"Slow down, Thals! How will we even plan this? Percy lives here too, you know." Annabeth explained.

"True, true." Thalia acknowledged while putting her hands on her hips. Then she snapped her fingers, "By Jove, I've got it!"

"What's the brilliant idea?" Annabeth rolled her eyes.

"We get a big stick and-"

"No."

"Then I got nothing."

"Sup, girls." Grover greeted. "I heard that it's going to be Percy's birthday in a week."

"Yeah." Annabeth said. "And Thalia wants to throw him a surprise party here, but it's not really working out."

"I think it could work. What if we keep Percy out of the camp for a few days while you plan?" Grover offered.

"It's brilliant!" Thalia praised. "We can do a Guys Week. You, Percy, and the guys can keep him distracted while the girls and I plan."

"That could actually work." Annabeth said, astonished that even Thalia could be smart.

"I'll get the guys. See ya!" Grover said, walking away.


A few moments later, Grover, the Stolls, Nico, Jason, and Leo walked into Percy's cabin.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Leo called out.

"Hey, guys." Percy greeted nonchalantly.

"Percy, we have an idea!" Grover said.

"We're going to have a Guys Week." Jason continued.

"What's that?" Percy asked.

"It's going to be us partying and goofing off for a whole week!" the Stolls brothers said in unison.

Percy looked at Nico who just grunted, "I was dragged here against my will..."

Flash back...

Thalia is dragging Nico out of his cabin by his feet.

"BUT I DON'T WANNA GO!"

"YOU WILL GO AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!"

"BUT THERE'S PEOPLE THERE!"

"NOT MY PROBLEM!"

End of flash back...

"Well, Guys Week sounds pretty cool. When do we go?" Percy asked.

"Right now!" Leo said while all the others dragged Percy out the camp and into a van.