Hi. This is (a pen) Hungary. I'm (stalking) looking at Austria's flash drive thing. There is a lack of yaoi D:

Anyway, Austria won't admit it, but he loves Prussia. Even though I have both his and Prussia's vital regions.

THE END.

-Hungary

To my dearest Hungary,

It's me, the walrus!

You may know me as my codename AUSTRIA

But I am telling you now that that was all a INTELLIGENT RUSE used to protect myself from the ENEMIES. I'm letting you know now that I am actually THE ALRUS PRINCE. I spend my days eating things with my cooooooool fang things and mauling small children with my immense body weight. I hope you don't find my repulsive now that you know this. I love you so much I could die. Like, right now. Wlrususurs are prone to intense HEART FAILURE. Now, excuse me, MAH LOVE, I have to go to the ER.

Yours forever,

Walrus-Austiraaraa-Prince.

For life.

To my dearest Hungary,

I'm here to tell you that I am just a lonely clam.

Your friend,

Heechul

Dear SKDSYSJKNAKKjh

You are so groeeehosuussss.

Let's play twister TOGETHA FOREVER.

Sincerely, SPONDEBOB SQUARE .

Dear husband

I am yoh wife!

Love, me.

To my lovely Prussia.

You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons.

Get out of my life,

Thanks,

Prussia

Taemin

And

England

Once upon a summer night taemin was taking a stroll with his bad self when out of the darkness came a vampire oh no what was he going to do this was no good he was going to die and he yet to confess to his true love England and now England was going to get married to some hoebag named janet and taemin didn't like janet because she was a hoebag and he was supposed to be the only hoebag for English but no janet has to come out of nowhere like a woman and make sammichs like a woman and England was totally into women hoebags not taemin hoebags.

WHAT A DILLEMA

So taemin killed the vampire *only not really because vampires cant' die unless you kill them with a steak(

So taemin walks away real fast

Like litnighing

So when she came back home she he wasjust a loist soul wondering what would happen next. Taemin took a bath.

When he got out he put on his gothic black skinny jeans and his favorite dress top because he was time for dinner

But when he got down to go eat dinner ENGLAND WAS THERE WAS THE WHOLE TIME.

"OH NO NOTM YL EGS" said England as he yelled at the phone

Who was phone?

Taemin didn't know

"ENMGLAIDN MY DARLING, WHO IS PHONE."

England was dead.

No

No not yet

England was confused s

Os he stared at the phone for like, an hour. WHO WAS PHONE/

Taemin decided to eat dinner.

He sat down on the table and turned on a lamp. He ate his dinner with his bear hands. England was pleased

He sat down next to him and was all WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE AND TAEMIN DIDN'T CATCH ON SO HE WENT TO BED.

And England was like why are you like this

So taemin woke up and was like NO LOVE ME

And then the vampie came back oh no what is this there can never be a happy ending I just want to eat my dinner said the campire so taemin said YOU DON'T HAVE ANY

And England was really upset because the vampire was his friend and taemin was yelling and he didn't like it when taemin yelled at his vampire friends because taemin was drunk the whole time and this was no good

And then they woke up.

Prussia and Austria:

Get together. Now. Please.

With love,

Hungary

Oh and Alabama's a bitch. -Alaska