A/N- Enjoy my very awesome (Also, my first) story :3
EDIT: Today is April 10th, 2013 and I'm actually going over and editing my entire story.. And possibly continuing it? Not too sure at this point, but I miss writing stories. Anyways, hopefully people still go on fanfiction and will consider reading my story. XD
Sorry for any OOC-ness that happens in the story. If you're looking a story where the characters stay completely in character you will not want to read this. There are definitely some OOC moments.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
This is AWESOME! – Chapter 1: And You Are?
Today was easily the best day for Brianna, Jessamyne, and Azby. The three teenage girls went shopping for things related to Naruto, watched a movie about Naruto, and they were currently having a TV show marathon, and I bet you can guess what anime it is… NARUTO! You can call them Narutards if you want and that's exactly what they are. They own posters, plushes, key chains, video games, DVD sets, and all the manga that is published so far.
Things were going perfect for the girls, the only downside being that there was a thunderstorm and you did not want to be around Brianna when there is a thunderstorm. She sometimes got a little shaky during them.
"The marathon is starting... now!" Jessamyne announced while she pushed the play button. The screened flashed on and the first episode of Naruto Shippuden began. The girls all cheered together in unison and settled in on Brianna's bed.
Only a few seconds later they heard a beeping noise downstairs, and they looked at each other with goofy smiles plastered onto their faces.
"Popcoooorrrrnn!" They shouted in unison, yet again.
"I'll go get it!" Brianna said as she stood up, "Pause it if it starts before I'm back." She walked over to the door and admired the Hidan poster on her door for a few seconds, "I wish you were real..." She muttered to herself. You can't blame her for always being in love with a fictional character because once you're a fan girl, well, you're always a fan girl.
"M'kay." Azby replied as she painted her stiletto styled nails a deep red colour; just finishing up. She was usually the one who was doing their nails, makeup, or hair at the get togethers they had. It was her thing. Jess simply waited impatiently for Brianna to retrieve the popcorn, having wanted to start the marathon already.
Brianna walked stealthily down the stairs as if she was some sort of government spy and hummed the Mission Impossible theme song to herself. As soon as she entered the kitchen she opened the microwave door, grabbed the popcorn, opened the bag and poured it into a bowl in a matter of 8 seconds.
"RECORD!" She shouted to herself and chuckled, grabbing a handful fresh popcorn and eating it feverishly, burning her mouth in the process.
She began to make her way towards the fridge with the bowl of popcorn in hand when there was a flash of lightning that enveloped the main room with light and loud BOOM! IT She instantly screamed at the top of her lungs, threw the bowl of popcorn away from her, which landed upside down on the floor, and crawled underneath the table, curling up in a tiny ball.
Jessamyne and Azby came rushing down the stairs, hearing Brianna's scream. Brianna is quite the over-expressive drama queen and Azby and Jess knew how to deal with it.
"Get out from under the damn table and get back up stairs." Azby held out her hand towards her friend and pulled her up when she grabbed it, being careful not to smudge her own freshly painted nails.
"Come on. Let's just go upstairs, we'll clean up the popcorn after." Jessamyne said as she tapped her foot impatiently, really wanting to get that marathon going.
"I want a drink though…" Brianna pouted and looked over to the fridge. Azby sighed in defeat and walked to the fridge, grabbing a can of Dr. Pepper for Brianna.
"Thanks, bro!" Brianna exclaimed while making her way to the staircase.
"What a little shit..." Jessamyne mumbled while following Brianna back to her room.
The three of them walked upstairs slowly; Brianna was the one still in shock so she was the one walking slowly. They made it up into Brianna's room once again and sat back on her couch and made themselves at home. Brianna grabbed the remote and pressed the menu button and clicked the episode selection menu.
"Hey! What do you think you're doing?" Jessamyne questioned Brianna. "I thought we were watching from the beginning."
"Well, I just want to watch episode 71!" she answered, clicking through the episode selection.
"Why? What's so significant about episode 71? It's probably just a stupid filler episode." Jessamyne asked, puzzled.
Azby rolled her eyes as Brianna smacked the back of Jessamyne's head. "It's the episode where Hidan is first shown, ya' dumb!" Brianna replied with a huge grin on her face. She very much resembled the Cheshire cat at this point.
"You are obsessed with Hidan aren't you?" Azby asked after she finished chuckling.
"Well, if you call having 4 plushes, 7 posters, 5 key chains, a backpack with a picture of him on it, and hanging 5 pictures of him in your locker being obsessed with Hidan, well I guess I am..."
"Oh, and don't forget you have his ring too, and you wear it every single day." Azby added.
"Shut up...bitch." Brianna said, trying to imitate the oh-so hateful Hidan, as she relaxed into her blanket wrapped around her shoulders. Azby rolled her eyes a second time and turned to the TV.
"Are you seriously fast forwarding it to where it shows Hidan?" Azby asked, seriously getting annoyed by Brianna at this point, as per usual.
"Yes, yes I am." Brianna muttered and focused on her task of fast forwarding.
"But that's at like the end of the fucking episode is it no-" Jessamyne was quickly cut off by the sound of glass breaking coming from downstairs. All three girls looked at each other in fright as they all assumed someone was breaking in.
"What the fuck was that..?" Jessamyne whispered.
Brianna paused the movie and quickly jumped off her bed. "How the hell should we know?" She replied in a panic, while running to the closet. She grabbed some things from inside. "It definitely wasn't the thunder."
"What the hell is this for?" Jess whispered while Brianna handed her a baseball bat and Azby a tennis racket.
"Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure there's an intruder in my house so that's protection in case they try to kill you." Brianna tiptoed towards the door, pressing her ear against it to try listen for movement downstairs, only hearing the wind rushing in from the broken window that the intruders came through.
"What the hell! Like not even five minutes ago you were pretty much crying because of thunder and now you're suddenly all brave enough to attempt to fend off some possible intruders?" Jess exclaimed, though still whispering, as she shook her head. "I say we be smart and just hide and call the police!" Jess looked around the bedroom for her cell phone, until she came to the quick realization that all their cell phones were downstairs in the living room where the three of them had been playing video games earlier.
Azby looked at the screen and it was paused on right on Hidan's first appearance, "Yeah, maybe that stupid fictional character gave her the bravery." Azby and Jess both mentally questioned Brianna's motives and sunk back towards the bed, definitely beginning to freak out.
"Shh!" Brianna warned as she pulled a small pistol from a box in her closet. "Mom has a gun license and she makes me keep this in my room in case of emergencies... And I think this is probably an emergency." Brianna looked over the gun, making sure the safety was still on for now. "Trust me guys. I'm pretty sure I know how to work this thing."
"Oh my god she's going to get us killed." Jess thought as her face paled. "Okay, you're bedroom isn't too far from the ground, I mean, we could probably get out the window safely and get a neighbour to call the police for us."
"Dude, we're on the second floor. If you want to break your legs, then sure, but right now I really just want to go show this intruder we're not ones to mess with and maybe we'll scare them off!" Brianna took a few deep breaths to try calm herself down, definitely going through what you'd call an adrenaline rush.
Meanwhile, Azby continued to sit on the bed and hold the tennis racket close to herself. She was prepared to fight or flee, but preferred the fleeing option as Jess suggested.
"I'd rather break my legs than get killed... Just saying." Jess looked out of Brianna's window, trying to see the ground from where they were but the heavy rain didn't allow it.
Brianna went on her knees and put her ear to the floor, trying to listen for more movement. She could faintly hear what sounded like two people murmuring back and forth to each other, which definitely wasn't a good sign.
"Okay, don't freak out, but it sounds like there are two people downstairs. I-I... I think we can take 'em." Brianna looked over at Azby and Jess who were both furiously shaking their heads. "We have to do something! If we can't jump out the window then it would probably be better if we could at least go downstairs and sneak past them and leave."
Brianna got up from her knees and she went over to the door, slowly opening the door and peeking around it.
"What the hell are you doing?!" Jessamyne whispered furiously. "You're just going to get yourself killed! We should just stay in here and maybe they'll just take valuables and leave! They won't stay for long!" Azby nodded in agreement.
Brianna turned towards Jess. "Okay, I'm freaking out too but I'd rather get out of here than stay in here and possibly get murdered."
"Oh, so you think going downstairs to the intruders will make you safe?" Jess raised her eyebrow, crossing her arms while still holding the baseball bat.
"Okay, yes, I know it's a flawed plan but like I said, maybe we can sneak around them and leave!" Brianna sighed. "I'm really freaked out too, but I just want to get out of here. I don't want to be on the cover of the paper because I'm dead. I'd rather be on the cover because I protected myself, y'know?"
"That's kind of selfish." Jess remarked.
"Not wanting to die is selfish?!" Brianna asked in disbelief.
"Oh my god, you two! Right now is not the time for arguing. The more you argue the more time we waste on being able to get out of here. I do agree that Brianna's plan is flawed as fuck but if they are just robbers then they probably didn't expect anyone to be here so they probably don't have weapons! I say that we do as Brianna says and just try to sneak past them and leave. Sorry, Jess." Azby looked back and forth between the too. Jess groaned and slumped forward a bit.
"Fine. Fine. Whatever. If we die I just hope you know its your fault." She pointed her bat towards Brianna, who just turned back around and looked outside the door once more.
"Okay, c'mon, guys. Just follow my lead..." Brianna slowly tiptoed her way out of the bedroom and down the hall towards the staircase.
Azby got out of the bed and made her way behind Brianna, while Jess hesitated on actually following then groaned once more before following the two. The three girls slowly but surely made their way to the end of the hallway. They went down a few steps and peeked around the railing that barely covered them. From the darkness they made out a couple of dark figures in the kitchen, who seemed to just be talking together, possibly making a plan. A flash of lightning shone through the windows yet again and lit up the entire kitchen, giving the girls a complete show of the intruders. Before Brianna could scream at the thunder, Azby reached around and covered her mouth, thankfully covering up any sound from her.
All three of the girls gaped in disbelief as soon as they registered what they saw and when they realized that the intruders were dressed up as Hidan and Kakuzu from Naruto. They all backed up safely behind the wall and out of sight from the two men and tried to register what was going on.
"Is this some sort of sick joke? Are these some sort of creeps that have been following us around and are trying to get us to trust them? I don't know what the hell is going on but they definitely don't seem like the robber type if they are doing some whack shit like that." Jess whispered to the other two who were also telling themselves the same thing.
"There's no way for us the get around if they're just going to stand in the kitchen like that... They have a clear view." Brianna replied and huddled closer to her friends.
"I say we just go back to the room and do what Jess said and try get out through the window. One of us could probably do it." Azby suggested and Brianna and Jess nodded in agreement. The girls began to make their way back until Brianna stopped.
"What are you doing?" Jess asked for the third time that night, now getting impatient for a whole other reason.
Brianna held up her finger to the girls and took a step back, positioning herself so she could hear the conversation between the two men a bit clearer and Azby and Jess followed suit.
"I say we just go upstairs and take her by surprise. I don't want her to get away!" One of the two men told the other. The three girls quickly realized the situation they were in and it definitely wasn't a robbery.
"...Which one of us do you think they're talking about?" Jess asked, and the other two shrugged. All three of the girls had the same selfish thought that just hopefully it wasn't them.
"We don't even know if she's here, Hidan."
"And that's exactly why we should just go up those stairs and check!"
"We don't want to scare her away."
"Oh quit making excuses, you wussy. We broke in through the window! Of course she knows we're here! God, if you don't go get her then I'll just go for her myself." Footsteps grew louder as man who called himself Hidan began to walk furiously to the staircase. "I'll show her who's boss."
"Go!" Brianna whispered loudly and the three of them rushed back towards her bedroom. Maybe if they hid well enough the two weird-as-fuck, cosplaying men would just give up and leave. Just as they thought that they had a chance of safety, Jess, the clumsiest of them all, tripped over her feet and toppled over, causing Azby and Brianna to fall to the ground as well.
The footsteps that they heard had stopped and the three of them quickly tried to get up from their fall and back into Brianna's room, but it was far too late. Brianna looked over at the end of the hallway and there stood the Hidan cosplayer, and a good one at that - she had to admit. He smirked devilishly and turned his head back a bit, while continued to stare at the three girls that were still in their pyjamas. "Oh, Kakuzu, she's here... And she has some company with her." Hidan's eyes then focused solely on Brianna and that's what she knew she was the real victim.
Without initially thinking, she scrambled up from the floor and stood up straight, holding the gun out in front of her and pointing it straight to the man in front of her, while Jess and Azby stayed on the ground behind her. "We're not afraid of you..."
"Oh, yeah?" The Hidan cosplayer spoke and took a quick step closer, causing Brianna and the three girls to flinch back. He only laughed at their false bravery. The second man came up the stairs and stood beside the other. Boy, did those two ever look like the real Hidan and Kakuzu, it was almost mesmerizing to the girls.
"Y-Yeah. I swear to god if you move any closer I'll pull the trigger on both of you." Brianna said, her voice very weak and shaky.
"Huh. Not a chance." The Kakuzu cosplayer spoke quickly and in a matter of seconds he shot out what looked like tentacles from the inside of his robe, which moved around Brianna and wrapped around Jess and Azby, then pulled them from their spots and towards him.
"Get away from me!" Azby screamed with tears forming in her eyes, while Jess struggled to get free. Brianna quickly aimed the gun towards Kakuzu and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. The safety was still on.
"Fuck!" Brianna moved her shaky hand to the safety latch and flicked it off, but yet again it was too late.
Within the blink of an eye the Kakuzu cosplayer vanished into thin air, along with Brianna's friends and Hidan pounced at her, knocking the gun from her hands and pinning her down on the floor.
"Get off of me, you asshole. Get off of me!" Brianna screamed and tried her best to get free under the man's forceful grip.
"Stop struggling, you bitch!" The man screamed back.
Brianna was able to move her leg underneath the man and she kneed him in the groin with all the strength she could muster up. He groaned and fell over, holding his crotch and yowling in pain. Brianna quickly shuffled towards the gun that was only a foot or two away from her, just as she reached to grab it, the man grabbed her ankle and attempted to pull her back to him. She stretched her arm a bit further and luckily grabbed the gun and pointed it straight at the intruder, who quickly moved back and held his hands up, fully knowing the the gun wasn't on safety anymore.
"Tell me where my friends are." Brianna tried her best not to cry or show any weakness to the man before her.
"I'm promise that I'm not here to hurt you or your friends."
"Tell me where my friend are." Brianna repeated, holding her finger steadily over the trigger.
"Hey, pretty lady, don't do anything drastic." The man asked, smirking.
"I won't ask you a third time..." Brianna warned, her breathing becoming more ragged and desperate as time continued.
"C'mon, you gotta' believe me. I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just here on a mission and I've been told that you're what he wants and I'm supposed to take you to him." He took a slow step forward towards Brianna, who only shuffled back a bit more.
"T-Take me to who? You're sex-trafficking lord?" Brianna spat out those words and held up the gun even more so at this point.
"My what? No. I'm taking you to Pein, the leader of the Akatsuki. He sent me on a mission to retrieve you and those two other bratty girls. All I know is that he wants to speak with you."
"Pein..? Wait, I know this is some weird trick."
"Alright, bitch. Let me tell you this in a way that might make you trust me at least a little. My name is Hidan, alright? I'm a member of the Akatsuki and Pein is our leader, okay? We are sent on missions to retrieve people for different reasons or to sometimes kill people, which isn't the case right here. I've been told to come all the way to this weird-ass fucking mortal world to take you to him. And I guess your friends too since they got in the way."
Brianna stayed silent for a few moments, registering all that he said. Even though she knew it wasn't a good idea to trust this man she couldn't help but somehow believe him and have a little trust in his words. It was definitely her naiveness that was taking hold as this man could have very different motives as he says, but hey, he looked and sounded like Hidan.
"So, you're telling me you're actually Hidan... Like legitimately Hidan?" Brianna questioned, slowly placing the gun to her side.
"I just fucking told you..?" Hidan tilted his head to the side a bit.
"You're telling me that you really are Hidan of the Akatsuki? In the flesh?!" Brianna's thoughts took over her and she instantly forgot about all the troubles she just went through with her friends. Thank god this guy was actually Hidan and he was telling the truth or she could be in some deep shit.
"Okay, I'm not repeating myself. You heard me the first time. Now hurry up and take my hand and come wi-" Hidan held out his hand and didn't even have to finish his question before Brianna grabbed his hand and moved as close to him as she could. She studied his face for a second and looked at the small details, such as his very real hairline, that made Brianna finally 100% believe that he was truly the real Hidan.
"Wait! My friends... They're going where I am right? Like... you're taking me to them?"
"Mhm."
"And this place happens to be like... I don't if you'd call it this, but like... The 'ninja' world."
"I guess so?"
"I think I'm going to faint."
"What the fuck?"
And with that, Brianna fainted and Hidan just simply watched her fall to the ground. He shook is head and followed in Kakuzu's steps and disappeared out of thin air with Brianna, leaving behind an empty house with a broken window.
A/N- I hope you enjoyed this story :D Review please, I'd really appreciate it.
Edit: It's 2015 and I edited this story because it is actual trash. I don't even know why I'm attempting to edit this. Wow.
