Dunno what hit me but I will try make a fanfic about Masked Kazuma going to defeat Demon King.
Warning: OOC, This focus mainly just for Masked Kazuma not Normal Kazuma, for best experience finish reading all Konosuba Volume and Continued Explosion before starting, etc.
Part 1
I and Chris in café where we usually talk and I'm freeze up for a moment.
"You said what?"
I asked Chris after hearing unbelievable story from her, checking if my ears is indeed alright.
"Like I said, I don't know how he gets it but Demon King has Divine Artifact."
I'm hearing it's right so that's mean…
"THAT DEMON KING HAS A FREAKING CHEAT ITEM! AND I THINK IT'S CAN'T BE MORE DIFFICULT THAN THAT IN THIS CRAZY WORLD!"
"Well, it's can be more difficult… I…"
"AND YOU WANT ME HELP YOU TO RAID THE DEMON KING CASTLE!?"
"Err.. well, kinda like that…"
"I'M OK RAIDING SOME NOBLE BUT RAIDING THE DEMON KING!? IT'S A NO-NO!"
"I'm not asking you to get that divine artifact like we usually do with noble, you can use other method as well… besides you will searching Senpai right? But I guess she's going to frontline defense this time…"
"I agree about that… but I don't like searching trouble…"
"Why not change to your Masked self? That identity already in trouble…"
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"Even if I'm treating my masked self difference, it's still my own life who's in danger…"
"Oh well, why don't go extreme… asking other high leveled adventurer for help while you in masked self, Assistant-kun?"
"That sound crazy, Big Boss…"
"I know… dunno why I say something like that? Maybe because humanity almost in edge of extinction?"
"Stop it, you're creeping me out Big Boss… also, since when you this savage? oh right, you have three personification…"
"Well, you have other personification too Assistant-kun… and it's up to you actually to go extreme or not, we can get help from Megumin sub-branch group too if you agree…"said Chris while sipping her drink.
"Sigh, let's me think first…"
"Take your time, Assistant-kun… btw, how your relationship with Megumin or Darkness?"
"Huh? Humanity is on edge of extinction and you still curious about that, Big Boss?"
"Because it's on edge of extinction, so romance is right play to counter attack it… so, who will be your wife? Megumin or Darkness?"
I spit out my drink upon sudden statement from Chris.
"Big Boss, I'm not sure if I'm ready propose to one of them yet… even with Megumin who's currently in relationship with me…"
"It's that so? Last time you visit me you said something about string and stuff that preventing you advancing relationship with Megumin… I think you ready for that to became full lover with Megumin, Assistant-kun…"
"Besides, didn't I ask you go date with me back then when I know who you really are, Big Boss?"
"Er… this and that is different matter… if I accept your date or proposal right now, I'm sure Megumin will blow me up… And didn't I decline your offer already?"
"Yeah, you're right… lately Megumin is being more aggressive… and you already decline my offer too…"
"Yeah… wait what? Megumin is being aggressive? Tell me about it! And I like to know about Darkness too!"
Chris look very exciting when we talk about my love live, is all divine being like this?
"About Darkness, she's mistaking I'm going to date with her when Serena is still here and yesterday she's bragging to my room and I play prank to her, for whatever reason she just go along with it before Megumin enter my room too before anything happen."
"Hahaha, seems like she's having bad luck?"
"Why not you're increasing her luck anyway?"
"Distributing my power is out of my control right now… and what about Megumin?"
"Really… Oh well, it's seem not daily but Megumin lately I could feel he's awestruck at me…"
"If you're talking about Chivalrious Thief, she's awestruck at me too…"
"Well, last time we visit Crimson Demon Village she just like maiden in love when I made sword from create water and freeze… Also act little cool or chuuni…"
"Oh, so you gain affection from her just doing that? So that's how to get her affection…"
"Oh well, I made Fenrir powerless and run away from one-shot bear… even I help Megumin defeating Moguninin…"
"I can't believe you still alive… though, it's all because Senpai and me…"
"But still… death multiple times isn't something I enjoy…"
"Yeah, now think about it… your companion don't want you die right?"
"…."
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I smile to myself after some rushing thought….
"Yeah, these three idiots can't do anything without me…"
"Yea, yea, basically you're leader… I know, I know… can you use or emphasis another thing regarding someone?"
"…."
"Came on…."
"Sigh, what come to my mind is only Megumin…. Whenever I die, the one who's over reacting about my death is her…"
"Isn't Darkness the same?"
"Their reaction level is too difference…. Megumin's really clinging on to me right after I'm be resurrected… Meanwhile Darkness is sometimes look like guilty about my deaths… and when I'm thinking of not coming back, Megumin's the one who try hard to persuade me to come back, although her action really extreme…"
Yeah… I really thinking back, everytime I resurrected…. When I get killed by Jack Frost, Megumin is on top of me meanwhile Darkness is holding my hand… when the second time I die, despite Megumin joke on my 'excalibur' thing she's really scared if I'm really not coming back than Darkness who's just threatening draw on my face… Get killed by Kobold? She just offer herself to take care of me by tomorrow despite it's because she so boastful until others want to know her hidden magic meanwhile Darkness just get praise by others… that time I get killed by Kowloon Hydra or that time when I accept a Noble Woman request for extermination of monsters and just get killed by facing one monster, these two just averting their eye from my body because I'm literally naked but Megumin always the one who suggest revenge because my deaths… The last one is when I get killed by Serena, Darkness in a fury for revenge so she's knocked out that time but Megumin persuade me to come back by saying taking me first although it's not like what I was thinking…
"Yeah… you're right Assistant-kun… but I wonder how these two fall in love with you despite your image?"
"If it's Darkness, I think it's because I help her to escape from wedding with Alderp…"
"Yeah, you're literally saving her from unwanted marriage…"
"But if it's Megumin, I don't sure why she love me… maybe because I'm the closer male with her, maybe because I'm a leader, maybe because I accept her in party, maybe because I'm give her explosion Connoisseur, I don't know… she's already say she like me when the first time I go to Crimson Demon village, so I guess she's starting like me before I'm going to that village…"
"Hmm, maybe because you usually do sexual harassment to her? So she think you have interest with her?"
"There's a possibility for that… but I don't sure…"
"So, what's about your feeling about these two?"
"Darkness, well… I think she's still a person who fill pervert role and target for my pranks… Megumin on other hand looks like really win my heart despite her body or her flaws…"
"Well, I know why you like Darkness but why you love Megumin?"
"I don't know about it, maybe because I'm at ease when she's around… that's what I tell to Darkness…"
"Oh…"
There's a little blush on Chris face.
"Megumin is someone who fulfill multiple role I guess? First time I met her, she's fulfill as helpless little sister role but then upgraded to middle school or classmate role in loli category… but now she's a love partner… which is not one sided… I really wish my relationship with Megumin got advancement…"
"Wuaaa… why you look like so calm talking about your feeling toward Megumin to me?"
Chris is blushing all over her face.
"Isn't you the one who asking me? And I feel okay consulting with you about my life… Oh btw, Megumin say she's willing to help my 'thing' back in Crimson Demon if I'm going to take responsibility and you know what happen last time I died…"
"Guh… How lucky of you…"
Chris face is in deeper red after I said something that could be mean almost crossing the line.
"Btw, thanks for today Chris… I'll think about your suggestion first… Bye!"
And Chris is still blushing as I leave this café and go back to Mansion.
Part 2
"I'm home!"
I open my Mansion door and tell everybody that I have come back. There's Megumin lying on the couch and her head get up a little to see me.
"Welcome home, Kazuma."
Megumin already use her spell so she doesn't have enough energy right now but she insist to greet me.
"Where's Darkness?"
"There's a family gathering in Dustiness family, you know… Noble stuff…"
"Oh… look like she will be 'Mama' again…"
"Hard to believe that Darkness had a child… and hard to believe that Darkness child is actually her cousin…"
"Me too…"
I walk to couch where Megumin was and sit near her.
"Megumin, how's your thieving sub-branch group doing?"
"On a good terms, Big Boss! we're succeed on saving money from quests and ready for any raid!"
"Good, good."
"Btw, why asking?"
"I meet Chris today and before joining her or not for next raid I must think first."
"Just accept it, no matter what it is, we will help you."
"Thanks."
"You're welcome!"
Ok, I guess I'll just join Demon King raid… but Chris said that I'm allowed to use other method.
"Megumin, you think Darkness can join the raid?"
"She can, why not?"
"Oh well, I guess I will ask your thieving group and Darkness to accept our request… I will discuss with Chris again, tell Darkness if I and Chris request her something… Location is later and don't forget to put on mask of course!"
"Aye aye! Big Boss!"
Part 3
I take a look on my mask that look like Vanir mask, never I imagine I'm wearing this while fighting Demon King army… but I don't want put my own head on bounty anymore… so that's why I'm willing to wear this… if others see my masked self fighting with Demon King army, maybe Belzerg and people will erase the bounty on my masked self meanwhile Demon King found new threat that is non other than my masked self… and after that I can live without bounty on my head anymore simply by not using this mask any more.
I stare at my mask as it's almost time to switch personality and as if will be my last time wearing this I stare at it little longer.
"Heh, you said you don't want involve yourself into trouble but you put yourself into trouble…"
As I sarcastically say that to my self, I wear the mask and now I'm not Kazuma, but Assistant-kun from Silver haired thieving band.
"Now it's time to show your true powers."
I get out of Mansion to where my current thieving companion gathering, to Megumin sub-branch group Mansion. As I came into location, time already early-night.
I look at my partner in crime, Chris, Sub-branch group of our thieving team, Megumin and her subordinate, and lastly Darkness, the only one Noble. All of them now wearing mask whether on her mouth or like vanir.
"Finally you're here, Assistant-kun."
"Uwaaah, unbelievable… so he's Masked Thief that defeating half of kingdom knight, Megumin?"
"Yeah, his mask is so cool right!? Btw, we're here to accept request from these two!"
"Finally that filthy Eris Thief is no where to be seen but why I have no time to enjoy my harem!?"
Er… It isn't like I know how you feel Cecily-san, in fact I really know… but if you dare anything funny to my Megumin, her rival, and my little sister, I will drop kick on you. Are you a lolicon? Oh right, she's indeed lolicon. Wait? Did that mean I'm a lolicon too? No… way…
"It's not likely these kids will love you the way you do anyway…"
"I hate you…"
Big Boss comment made Cecily-san giving death glare to her, oh well, who am I to begin with?
"Anyway, what's the request?"said Darkness.
"Oh… about that… something about… about…. about what again Megumin?"said Yunyun
"Duh… whatelse than helping this two person!?"said Megumin
Seeing these people chat to each other I can't help laugh about their quirk.
"Fuhahahahahaha!"
"Ugh, why I feel I'm near a devil but he isn't a devil."comment Cecily-san.
"Don't worry, Cecily-san! He's indeed human, I know all identity of this thieving group!"said Megumin boastfully.
"Eeeh!? You know real identity of these guys!?"said Yunyun in shock.
"Forget it for now! We're in hurry!"command Big Boss.
"Yes, Big Boss!"x4
"I still can't believe it, just because I join you, other is joining as well, Big Boss."
"Yeah, I get shock when I know how much people will join this if we agree all resource…"
"Just how much people willing to join sub-branch group?"
"About almost all Senpai believer and all Crimson Demons…"
"Uwaaaah…."
"My luck and your luck is indeed funny…"
"Btw, can we act chuuni?"
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As we done our little chit-chat, we are facing again our subordinate… just two more person and this Thieving party will become the Raid Party.
"Sorry for you all waiting!"
"But now it's time for our shadow had to show it's light!"
"We're justice in shadow for country!"
"Now we're requesting for you all join our ultimate raid for helping this country!"
"LET'S RAID THE DEMON KING!"x2
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"On the second thought, we must go to frontier for helping those knight and cheat user who's dealing the last Demon King General."said Assistant-kun.
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-To Be Continued-
I don't know what to say... It's feel like chapter but also feel like prolog…
Ok, this fanfic maybe will have around 3 chapter… just a random idea about the one dealing Demon King is thieving group instead of Kazuma party… but maybe it will feel like normal party instead? Dunno… Right now I imagine Masked Kazuma advance to Demon King army in front of Knight that once defeated by him… btw, THE RISE OF LUCK HERO is a joke title for the on going anime series… instead of shield why not just a pure luck? There's where this idea came from and until next tim… SEE YA!
