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Professionals vs. Amateurs

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Misora was tired from running, and classes had only been active for an hour.

She'd been chased from Homeroom by Ayaka, Chizuru, Natsumi, Haruna, Nodoka and Yue. Something about their underwear drawers being glued shut. Apparently, they thought she did it.

She'd just escaped from those six when several girls from the track team found her. They were quite upset that their shoe lockers had been glued shut, and believing that Misora was to blame, chased her for quite some distance before they gave up from exhaustion.

Misora had gone to the church thinking of finding a place to rest for a while. Just as she was about to enter through the front doors though, Sister Shakti had opened them, then tried to swat her with a broom. From what Misora could gather from Shakti's rantings while she chased after her, someone had glued the confessional doors shut.

At this point, Misora began to think today was not her day.

Soon enough she found herself at the World Tree. She leaned against it hoping to catch her breath.

"Misora!"

"I didn't do it!" she yelped as she glanced around looking for the source.

"Up here."

Misora looked up. Hidden in the branches she discovered two of her fellow students and pranksters.

"Fuka? Fumika? What are you two doing up there?"

"We're hiding," Fumika said.

"Be quiet!" Fuka hissed.

Misora sighed before saying, "Whatever happened to you two, I didn't do it."

"Right. Sure," Fuka frowned at Misora. "I'm not sure I believe you."

"Hey now! We agreed ages ago. No pranking each other. I've stuck to that rule."

"Then who put glue in Kaede's shoes then?" Fuka asked.

"What?" Misora glanced at Fuka in surprise.

Fumika nodded, "And poured more glue down the barrel of Mana's favorite rifle?"

Misora glared at the twins, "Oh yeah? Which one of you two snuck into Inchou's room and glued all of their underwear drawers shut? Or the Library Trio? All six of them chased me out of Homeroom."

"Well, neither of us put glue in Kazumi's camera!"

"I certainly didn't glue the confessional door closed!"

"Oh yeah?"


"Where are they?" Ayaka asked, looking through Chizuru's telescope at the World tree.

"Konoka, Setsuna, and Asuna are almost there. Setsuna and Konoka can chase the Narutakis around while Asuna can chase Misora," Yue said.

"I still cannot believe that Sister Shakti agreed to help with this," Kazumi said.

"Well, after all of the pranks those three have played on everyone, this is the one day we can pay them back," Satomi said. "Besides, after those three run them ragged, I figure the Chachamaru drones will find them."

"This cruel aru."

"Very true Ku, but this will perhaps teach them not to play pranks, de gozaru. Besides, me, you and Mana still need to chase them around some more before we finish the day."

"Say what you like, I still am going to give those three a taste of my revenge," Evangeline smirked.

"Asuna's right. You are enjoying this way too much, Eva," Ayaka said.

"You think they will suspect we planned this?" Natsumi asked.

"If they do, we can deny it," Yue said. "Oh look, Setsuna made the twins jump out of the World Tree."

All of them smiled as their prank carried on.


Nimrod Notes

Nice to see I can whip up a Random Act of Random Randomness at the drop of a hat. Wish I could write this much every day.

Happy April Fools Day! A Stultus Pulchram Story will update next month.