Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter do you really think I would be writing stories on fanfiction? No. I would be enjoying a lovely view of Big Ben from my penthouse apartment.

a/n: Hey everyone. It's me again and back with a completely normal St. Patrick's Day. Thank you to all my lovely reviewers and I hope you enjoy this!

The sun rose above the Potter household as the people of the house awoke to begin their daily lives full of chaos and care. Unusually, there were no screams or swearing as the family gathered around the breakfast table. It was a quiet affair…strangely. Each family member was unnerved at the sudden calmness that had replaced their losing fight for silence. It was as if someone had cast a spell upon them that forced them to behave calmly and collected. "DAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed young Lily Potter. Harry was shaken out of his peaceful slumber as his daughter ran around the house screaming her head off. Everybody was awake. The aroma of burnt eggs filled the air and the clumsiness of Albus was easily heard. Harry walked to the kitchen only to find, to his dismay, Lily blubbering to her mum about how James had told her that the leprechauns were coming after her.

"Now Lily dear, leprechauns are perfectly peaceful. They wouldn't hurt you."

"JAMES! IF YOU EVERY DO THAT AGAIN…"

"Sorry Mum. I couldn't help it. Hey Albie! Leprechauns are coming after you."

"MUUUUUUUUUUUM! LEPRECHAUNS ARE COMING AFTER ME!?

Ginny sighed in an effort to console herself. It was to no avail. Every holiday was a nightmare in the Potter household.

a/n: I am sorry there are no mishaps yet but I really wanted an intro out. Next chapter will be…strange. I promise.