Yo hola, my wonderful fellow authors!

I really should go work on my other stories...like my other SasuSaku/NaruHina/NejiTen/GaaOC AU fic...

Yup...

Oh well...I luv procrastination...

This idea POPPED! into my head during math. Ah, thank kami for wonderful boring math class-it gives authors like me time to create new stories or work on other ones...

Anyway, I'm done rambling...

Disclaimer: I own the plot for this story and the OCs that appear in it. Not Naruto.


Jerks, Fangirls, and Mean Teachers: The Joys of High School

Chapter One-Uchiha Sibling Love

Beep.

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SLAM! My hand reached out from underneath my covers and slammed down on my alarm clock, effectively turning it off.

I slid out of bed, yawning. I stumbled across my bedroom and into my bathroom.

Bad morning, my name is Sia Uchiha. Yes, I am the middle sister of the 'hot, scrumptious, delicious, god-like' Uchiha brothers Sasuke and Itachi. I am seventeen, my birthday is March 20, and I am NOT a morning person.

Like my brothers, I have black hair. Unlike my brothers, I have deep, forest-geen eyes instead of the mezmerising onyx everyone thinks is a genetic trait.

I'm just messed up.

"I am going to kill Itachi for setting my alarm clock…" I mumbled.

I attend North Academy with Sasuke and Itachi. Sasuke's a sophomore, Itachi's a senior, and I'm a junior.

I grabbed my black jeans, my white-and-black dotted flats, and my white T-shirt that read 'If you Do Not Leave the Area in a Minute I Will Kill You. I am a Uchiha. Fear Me. RAWR!'

Which is how I felt that morning.

I pulled on a black beanie, grabbed my bag, and walked out of my room. 'YO, Itachi. Do I have to wake up Sasu?"

"When do you not have to wake up Sasu?" came the reply.

"If you two call me Sasu one more time I will rip your throats out," Sasuke said calmly, exiting his room.

Ah, Uchiha sibling love. Isn't it wonderful?

I was pretty amazed Sasuke had woken up on his own. He wasn't a morning person, either.

"Try me-"

"If you two end up burning the house down because of one of your petty little fights I will go ballistic on you," I said calmly, checking the clock in the hallway. "Let's go…we're going to be late. Itachi, drive. I don't trust Sasu's driving. Sasu would end up killing us."

"Stop talking about me as if I'm not here! And don't call me Sasu!"

"Whatever, Sasu."

"SIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Twenty minutes later we made it to school, no harm done.

"A new school year. YAY!" I said sarcasticly, hopping out of Itachi's car.

"Great…here come the fangirls…" Sasuke groaned.

Did I mention that my hot, scrumptious, delicious, god-like brothers have a lot of fangirls that want to rip off their clothes and ravage them?

They do.

I grinned. Evilly. "See ya later, my siblings!" And I rushed off.

"SIA! I'M GONNA KIL-"

"LOOK, IT'S SASUKE!'

'ITACHI, MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Still laughing evilly, I escaped into the school.

'YESSSSSS! I RULE!" I screamed, scaring everyone in the immediate area.

'Sia, don't tell me you left your brothers to their fangirls again???"

I turned around to see Temari no Sabaku, a fellow junior friend.

"Yo hola, Tem! 'Sup?"

She stopped in front of me. "Did you just say…yo hola???"

'Yup! 'S my new greeting!" Spotting another familiar face, I screeched, "EVERYONE, DUCK! THERE'S A VERY LARGE FOREHEAD COMING THIS WAY!"

"Ah, SHUT IT, SIA!" Sakura Haruno yelled all the way across the hall.

"WHAT WAS THAT? SORRY, I SPACED STARING AT YOUR HUMONGO FOREHEAD!!"

Sakura and Temari are my best friends. Temari's got dirty blonde hair that she keeps in four ponytails and green eyes. She's very outgoing, loud, and smart.

Sakura's got natural pink hair, emerald green eyes, and an abnormally large forehead, which is the main receiver of all my teasing. She's nice, kinda preppy, is also loud, and has a "secret" crush on Sasuke. He just doesn't know.

I'm devising a plan to get them together…Plan: Get My Annoying Ice-Cold Jerk Brother With My Best Friend Sakura, or PGAICJBWMBFS.

"SIA! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!' Sakura screamed, storming over to us.

I laughed at her, pulling her in for a hug. "Ah…I missed you!" I chirped.

"Sia…pant…pant…I am going to make you die a slow and horrible death…" Sasuke emerged from the fangirl mob, Itachi following him.

"Ah! He survived!" I screamed.

He glared. "I will hurt you."

"I love you too, little brother."

He death glared. Foolish little Sasuke, hasn't he figured out that his glares do me no harm???

I spotted an all-too familiar head of red. I smirked. My evilness was just too great to ignore… "IT'S GAARA! HI GAARA!"

"GAARA???" All the fangirls in the area looked around and charged at the head of red.

I smirked. Sasuke smirked. Itachi smirked. Temari smirked. Sakura laughed.

"I am so evil."

Temari shook her head. "Why must you be so mean to my brother, Sia?'

'It's fun."

Gaara pushed through the fangirls, glaring at me. I smiled innocently. 'Oops, did I say your name a little too loud? My bad."

Gaara was a tall, red-headed junior like Temari and myself. Temari and he were twins; Temari was two minutes older. He had jade-green orbs and black circles around his eyes. He could be aggressive, and was an insomniac.

"You bet its your bad,' Gaara continued to glare.

"What can I say? I was happy to see you!" I threw my arms around his waist.

"Get off me woman," He snarled.

"Two words. Make. Me,' I hissed, snuggling into his chest.

I hate to admit it, but I have a secret crush on Gaara. Sakura knows it, which is why she's giggling herself out of her wits, and Temari knows, which is why she was currently choking on her laughter.

"You're so sexist," I continued.

"I'm not sexist."

"Yes you-"

The bell rang, interrupting my speech about how Gaara was totally sexist. Actually, I don't think he's sexist, I just like teasing him and pushing his buttons.

Hee hee. Its so FUN!!!!

I sighed. School time. Yay! Woot woot! Major sarcasm, over here, hello???

I untangled myself from Gaara and skipped down the hallway.

"Your sister is weird."

"I'M NOT WERID! JUST DIFFERENT!' I screamed.


-coughs-

Sia is me.

I am weird...and PROUD OF IT!

Yes, Sia is me. Oh, I WISH I COULD GO TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH THE NARUTO CHARACTERS!

OK, I realize not a lot of the characters (Naruto, Hinata, Shika-kun, Neji, and Tenten...and others...) appeared in this chapter but they will be appearing soon!!! I promise you...I do...

Anyways, ples leave me a review...no flames though! I CANNOT TAKE ANYMORE NEGATIVE ENERGY?

Ja ne!

MaybelleDragon-chan