Hi everyone! Ferretsrule700 speaking here! This is me and RickyG working on a story together! This first chapter is his, and let me tell you, it's HILARIOUS!!! He's an awesome writer! I'm going to write the next one, so we will be going back and fourth!
FR700: Welcome to the first chapter of our story!
RG608: All right we're finally getting this story written!
Shuger: YAYZ! I'm getting married!!
Spice: Yeah, and so am I!
Ricardo: Hey I'm not even in this story!
Flippy: Yeah, and we're going to keep it that way!
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"Okay I can do this. I've waited a long time for this moment and now's not the time to back out." Flippy said pacing back and forth waiting for his queue to enter the room in front of him. He looks in and sees all of his friends seated and waiting for his arrival. Spice is standing in front of Minister Lumpy with Shuger as the Maid Of Honor and Cuddles as the Best Man. Petunia sees Flippy and starts playing the wedding song and Flippy enters despite being nervous. "Finally, I thought he wasn't going to show up to his own wedding." Cuddles said as he got the ring ready. "Oh Damn the ring's stuck on my finger Spice." Shuger said with a ring stuck on her finger. Spice turns her head a little and shoots Shuger an evil glare and whispers, "First you forget to change into your dress and now you got the ring stuck on your finger! You better not ruin this day for me Shuger or else I'm going to turn this into a wedding and a funeral!" Shuger gulps and gives the ring one good tug freeing the ring from her finger. "Oh God that was a close one." Shuger said with a sigh of relief. Flippy finally makes it to the front and faces Spice. "I thought you were going to pass out walking over here." Cuddles whispered to Flippy. "Hey don't talk long ears because you and Shuger are next." Flippy whispered back in a sly voice. Before anything else could be said, Minister Lumpy started speaking. "We are gathered here today to make these two married, so Spice do you take Flippy to be your awfully wedded wife?" Lumpy said seriously, while everyone seated face palmed in frustration of Lumpy's stupidity. "Yes, I do." Spice said with a forced smile while trying to not kill Lumpy. "And you Flippy, do you take Spice to be your awfully wedded husband?" Lumpy said still unaware of his mistake. "Yes, I Do." Flippy said cursing under his breath at Lumpy. They place the rings on each others fingers. "Then I now pronounce you brother and sister!" "Oh screw it!" Flippy said as he pulled Spice in for a long, hard kiss. "Okay the next wedding will take place in 5 minutes!" Lumpy exclaimed as the newlyweds switch places with Cuddles and Shuger. "You better go change into your dress Shuger." Spice said with an evil grin. "OH CRAP I FORGOT!!" Shuger said as she ran to her changing room to put on her dress. "What the hell does Cuddles see in that dense ferret?" Spice said to herself. _________________________CxS_______________________
Shuger, now in the dressing room, starts throwing off her clothes and sliding on only part of her dress. *Crash* OW! Who tha HELL put that chair there!?" *glass shatters* "Oh Son Of A-- who places a vase on a table!?" Shuger yelled as she knocked over more items trying to get her dress on. In the main room, Cuddles, Flippy, and Spice look down in embarrassment because of the noises and cursing that can be heard in the dressing room. Two minutes later Shuger comes running out to get where she needed to be so that they can get married. A dead silence strikes the room as everyone just stares at Shuger in shock because the only part of the dress she did put on was transparent! "Ah cover your eyes Cub!" Pop says remembering that Cub was sitting right next to him. "At least you won't have to go through a lot of wrapping paper for your present." Flippy whispered to Cuddles. "Hey it's the thought that counts right?" Cuddles said back with a thumbs up and a smile. As everyone recovers from shock, Lumpy starts preaching, "We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of my rubber ducky-" Spice slaps Lumpy in the back of the head and his sentence skips like a CD, "to join these two in holy matrimony. Cuddles do you take Shuger to be your lawfully wedded wife?" "I Do." Cuddles said. "And do you, Shuger, take Cuddles to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "I Do!" Shuger said with excitement. "Then you may now kiss the bride!" Lumpy said as the two kissed. "Oh yeah, now you get it right you bastard." Flippy and Spice said at the same time.
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All four exit the wedding chapel and are greeted with cheers from their friends. Disco Bear on the other hand was snapping pictures of Shuger and her transparent dress. "Ohhhh Yeeahh, these will come in handy later on." Disco Bear said with a huge grin. The four newlyweds get in their vehicles and drive off to their homes.
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"Wow, I can't believe we finally did it! We got married!" Spice yelled with joy overwhelming her. "So now what?" She said looking at Flippy. Flippy looks at her with a devious smile.
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"Oh my God Cuddles! Why didn't anybody tell me about my dress!?" Shuger said in shock after finally noticing her wardrobe malfunction. Cuddles just shrugs with a smile on his face. "So now what?" Shuger said looking at Cuddles.
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"Now it's time for the fun to begin!" Flippy and Cuddles said in excitement as they sped off to their houses.
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RG608: Well, how did you guys like the wedding?
Flippy: Why the HELL was Lumpy the minister!?
Spice: Yeah, that idiot got everything wrong!
Cuddles: Why are ya'll complaining?
Shuger: Yeah Spice, now you can-
Spice: OKAY, We're Not Talking About That Again!
End of RickyG's chapter. Next is mine! PLEASE COMMENT!!!
