2 Cubic Tons

Link and Midna were walking through Gerudro Mesa when this conversation popped up.

Link: Hey, do you know what this place needs? Needs more sand.
Midna: More sand! We're surrounded by sand!

Link: Ya know, not that much…just like 2 cubic tons.

Midna: 2 cubic tons!

Link: You know, like. A little pile, right over there… 2 cubic tons.

Midna: Do you have any idea how much 2 cubic tons of sand is!

Then Zant pops out of no where holding a bomb.

Zant: Hey guys! Look what I found!

BOOM

AN: virtual cookie to anyone who knows what this is from. Keehee I'm high.