Bleach does not belong to me but rather unfortunately to Kubo Tite who has ruined a potentially entertaining manga.

Bleach Rebirth

Kakaruka Town, 2:33 am, Friday

"It must be around here. I feel strong spiritual acvitiy." A girl with black hair and black kimono with sandals was jumping from one electric pole to another.


Chapter 1: Deathberry and the Reaper

Karakura Town, 7:33 pm, Friday

"What the hell is wrong with you? You just suddenly appeared and kicked over Yama-bro and plus you want us to get out of here?" One of the punks said.

"That's pretty much it. What, too hard for you to understand little man?" An orange-haired boy wearing a blue shirt with a grey vest, gray pants, red and white bookbag on his left shoulder and black shoes said with a smirk before yawning.

"Why you?! You're dead!" One of the thugs said and tried to punch the boy only to get kicked in the face by the said boy before getting his head stomped on multiple times by the said boy.

"Holy crap, Toshi's down man!" One of the punks said, scared.

"I don't know what's going on but I've never seen this level of violence before." Another said.

"If we fight him, we'll die for sure." A third one said.

"Shut the hell up and look over here, you stupid punks!" The orange-haired boy yelled at the punks, "Question 1! What the heck can that vase be? You over there, the one who looks like a dumbass!" The boy asked.

"I…I guess this might be some offering for some dead kid…" The punk answered.

"Got it right, motherfucker!" The boy said and kicked him in the face

"Mit-bro!" Another one of the punks yelled in surprise.

"Now question 2! Why the hell was this vase knocked down for?" The boy asked.

Name: Kurosaki Ichigo

Age: 15

Hair Color: Orange

Occupation: Student

Special Skill:

"Because we were skateboarding and we struck it while doing so…" One of them answered nervously.

"I see. Then the smart thing to do is apologize to her or else the flowers will be for you next!" The boy yelled at the punks as the ghost of the dead girl appeared next to him.

Special Skill: Ability to see ghosts.

"KYAHHHHHHH! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! We won't do it again, we promise!" The punks yelled in fright as they fled away.

"Sorry for using you this way, kid, but I'm pretty sure with the way that they shit in their pants, they shouldn't bother you anymore." Ichigo said to the girl.

"Nah, I'm the one who asked you to chase them away so I should at least cooperate this much." The dead girl said.

"Well then kid, this is goodbye. I'll bring you some more flowers later." Ichigo said as he started to walk away.

"Thanks to you mister, I think I can finally spend my time quietly." The dead girl replied.

"No problem, just hurry up and get to heaven already." Ichigo said as he waved the girl good-bye.


'Yes, I can see ghosts, so what? My father is the neighborhood doctor and he's in charge of saving people's lives. I don't know why but as long as I can remember, I have always been able to see ghosts everywhere I go.' Ichigo thought as he arrived home

"I'm home.' Ichigo said as he entered through the door

'You're late!" His father, a man with spiked black hair, a white coat, black pants, and a yellow shirt with red spots, yelled as he decked his son with a jumping round house kick to the face.

"How dare you show up at this hour you delinquent punk? Dinner time is at 7 every day!" The father said, reprimanding his son.

"What the fuck was that? Is that any way to great you son after he did some strong exorcism on his way here?" Ichigo yelled as he got up in his dad's face.

"I don't have time for excuses! Anyone who breaks the iron harmony of this house receives a punishment of blood! And also, are you trying to show off by saying that you're the only one who can talk and see ghosts, huh?!" The father replied.

"Shut up! I did not want to be born this way, you stupid old fart!" Ichigo yelled as the two started to fight.

"Hey you two, stop fighting already! The food is getting cold!" A young girl with beige hair, and brown eyes said.

"Don't mind, Yuzu. Another bowl." A black-haired girl with black eyes said before handing her bowl to Yuzu.

"First of all, your rules suck old man! I mean, in what kind of world would a parent give a curfew of 7 o'clock for their healthy high school son!" Ichigo growled at his dad.

"Ichigo, you already have a new person." Yuzu said as a man with glasses appeared in the form of a ghost behind Ichigo.

"Another one? Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it! Every time I get rid of one of you, another comes back! Why can't you guys just leave me alone?" Ichigo said annoyed.

"Must be tough having high specs, Ichi. You can see them, hear them, touch them, and talk to them and plus you're a special spirit-level medium. Your troubles are fourfold." The black-haired girl said.

"But you know what? I'm a bit envious of Ichigo's ability. I can only see a blur." Yuzu said.

"Not me." The other girl said.

"Huh? But you can see ghosts too, right?" Yuzu asked.

"Since I don't believe in ghosts or whatever, whether you can see them or not. As long as you don't believe they exist, it's the same as them not existing. But anyway, I thought of this new project so listen: I call it the Karuizawa Ghost Picnic." The girl said.

"Karin! Stop trying to make money using me, you twerp!" Ichigo said, scolding his younger sister.

"An opening!" Ichigo's dad said as he pin his son down by grabbing one of his arms but then Ichigo was able to knock him off his back.

"That's it! I'm going to catch some Z's." Ichigo said and left the dining room.

"Ah! Brother!" Yuzu called out to her brother.

"Oh well, now he's gone and it's your fault as usual, pops." Karin said nonchalantly.

"But…But why me?" The father asked innocently.

"Ichigo has been having a hard time lately because so many ghosts have been coming to him." Yuzu told their father.

"He talks to you about this kind of stuff?" The father asked, surprised.

"I'll take dinner to his room later." Yuzu said.

"That kid, how dare he not talk to me about those things?" The father said, irritated at his son's attitude.

"Of course, even I wouldn't talk about my problems to a parent over forty who has such childish communication skills." Karin said, sitting with her back turned to her father, shunning him.

"Mother!! It seems our daughters are hitting adolescences and hence becoming colder to me! What should I do?!" The father asked as he pleaded in front of a poster of a beautiful blonde woman.

"Well, you can start off by taking down that ridiculous poster of mom." Karin growled.

"Damn it, why are they always like this?" Ichigo asked as he slammed the door of his room shut and then slumped on his bed.

Suddenly, a black butterfly appeared in his room and then black haired girl with black eyes, standing around 4'6, and wore a black kimono with a black hakama and a katana strapped near her waist to her left appeared through the wall and landed on the floor.

"It's near…" The girl said

"Near my ass!" Ichigo yelled as he kicked her on the head, knocking her to the ground.

"Wait…you can you see me?" The girl asked, surprised.

"No I can't. I was just talking to myself, OF COURSE I CAN SEE YOU, YOU STUPID DUMBASS!" Ichigo yelled at her.

"Ichigo! Stop making such a ruckus on the 2nd floor!" Ichigo's dad said as he kicked his son in the back.

"You shut up! How can I be quiet when there's a samurai person in my room? Can't you see?" Ichigo yelled as he kicked his dad in the face before pointing at the girl.

"Huh? See what?" Ichigo's dad asked as he saw no one.

"It is useless as him or ordinary men cannot see me for I am a shinigami." The girl said.

"….Close….a strong soul….is close." A monster with a hole in the middle of their chest said as they dropped a body of a young girl and headed off.

"So let me get this straight here; you're a shinigami that came from a place called Soul Society in order to exterminate evil monsters known as hollows, correct?" Ichigo repeated everything the girl told him.

"Yes, that is correct." The girl said.

"Ok, I'll believe you…LIKE I COULD BELIEVE THAT RETARDED CRAP!" Ichigo yelled at her.

"Wait a minute! You mean to tell me you can see ghosts but you won't acknowledge the existence of a shinigami?" She asked him.

"Of course not. I've never seen a shinigami before so I don't believe in them." Ichigo said.

"However, I will acknowledge that you're not human considering dad couldn't see you, but you can quit the shinigami crap because no one is buying it!" Ichigo added before patting the girl on the head.

"Why you insolent brat! First Restraint: Obstruction!" The girl said and does a seal with her fingers and suddenly, Ichigo found his arms bound by an invisible force that forces him to the ground.

"Why'd you do?" Ichigo asked as he found himself unable to move.

"I used a kidou spell in order to restrain your movements and this is a spell only shinigamis can use so don't even bother wasting your efforts in trying to get out of it." The girl said with a smirk.

"Even though I look like this, I have lived ten times longer than you, boy, and you dare call me a brat? Usually, I would kill fellows like you but spiritual laws states that a shinigami cannot kill or harm humans unless ordered otherwise so consider yourself lucky." The girl explained.

"You know, I wouldn't mind being put in this position by a girl if she at least had some tits on her. I mean, you barely have any, like A-cups or something." Ichigo said as he looked at the girl's chest in disappointment.

"YOU PERVERT!" The girl yelled and stomped on his head, her face red in embarrassment and anger. She then took out her sword and had a look to kill on her face.

"Okay, I'm sorry! I won't say it again so please don't….!" Ichigo said as he was getting scared and then closed his eyes only to never feel the sword on him. He opened his eyes and saw the girl struck the ghost he saw in his kitchen earlier with the hiltguard of her katana.

"No…I don't want to go to hell yet…" The ghost man said.

"Do not fear. The place you're going is not hell but a place called Soul Society and unlike hell, it is a peaceful place." The girl said as she removed her sword and a kanji appeared on the ghost's forehead before he was sucked into a hole that appeared on the floor.

"What happened to that ghost?" Ichigo asked.

"I sent him to a place called Soul Society using a Soul Burial. In your language, I believe it is called going to heaven I presume? It is one of a shingami's duties. I guess that now, I shouldn't even ask you if you believe in me or not since you just saw what happened. Now, I will kindly explain everything to you using simple illustrations that even someone like you could understand so shut up and listen. Now, there are two types of spirits that exists in this world. One is called a plus and is the most common spirit. You can say that they are the ghosts that you see everyday. The other type is called a hollow and these beings attack living and dead beings alike and eat their souls. Any question so far?" The girl asked.

"Not only do you have no tits but your drawings suck abnormally." Ichigo said, pissing the girl off.

"Now, let us continue with the explanation, your highness Mr.Baron." The girl said as she drew a fake mustache on Ichigo.

"Haha, very funny." Ichigo said.

"We shinigamis have two duties: One is to guide pluses into the Soul Society using Soul Burial like I have shown you and the second, which is my current mission, is to exterminate hollows." The girl explained.

"Wait a minute," Ichigo started to say as he wiped the mustache using the floor, "If your mission is to exterminate those hollows then does mean one of them is near here? Ichigo asked.

"Yes, that would be the case." The girl replied.

"THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MESSING AROUND HERE? GO OUT AND KILL IT ALREADY!" Ichigo roared at her.

Well you see…I just cannot sense its presence anymore for some reason." The girl said.

"What do you mean?" Ichigo said and then suddenly, a huge roaring noise could be heard.

"It's as if a great power was hindering my senses." The girl said.

"Aw come on, don't tell me you couldn't hear that huge ass noise?!" Ichigo asked her.

"Huge voice?" The girl repeated and then finally heard the howling voice.

'I heard it…this is undeniably the voice of a hollow! But how could he sense it before me, a shinigami, could?' The girl thought

Suddenly, a scream of a person could be heard.

"That's Yuzu!" Ichigo said as he recognized the person, and then saw that the girl was heading off, "Hey, let me out of here, you bitch!" Ichigo yelled.

"No, you stay here! It's too dangerous for you!" The girl replied.

"Cut the crap! Release me from this spell now!" Ichigo demanded.

"And if I did, nothing you could do would help! The only thing that would happen is an increase in the number of victims! Just leave it to me and stay here quietly." The girl said. She then opened the door and was washed over by a powerful aura, 'Such spiritual force…I could have not sensed it before.' The girl thought.

"Ichi…you're okay?" Karin said as she was crawling on the ground on the hallway with blood on her face

"Karin!" Ichigo cried out.

"Good…it hasn't come here. It happened so suddenly…blood suddenly started pouring out of dad's back and he fell….then Yuzu and I were attacked by something huge while we were still in shock. And I thought…I had to…warn you…I wonder what that is…Yuzu and dad couldn't see it…Ichi, get out of here while you still can." Karin said before closing her eyes.

"Don't worry, she's just unconscious. Listen, you stay here while I handle this, okay?" The girl said before running off.

She ran past the dad who was on the ground, bloody, and then was outside where a tall, purple-skinned hollow was located with Yuzu in his right hand.

'That must be that boy's little sister.' The girl said. She then dashed at the monster at high-speeds and chopped off his arm in which he held Yuzu in and thus dropped her to the ground. The shinigami then went to check on and breathed a sigh of relief when she felt a pulse. 'Good, she's still alive.' The girl thought.

"A shinigami, huh? I couldn't be happier. I had smelled earlier and it led me to here so I'm glad you're here!" The hollow chukled.

'But how? I just came to this town and I didn't even let my presence known until now! Could there be another shinigami out here?' The girl thought.

"That's it, now I'm officially pissed!" Ichigo said as he walked onto the scene.

"Impossible! Your movements should have been restrained by my kidou!" The girl said.

"Yeah about that, it would have worked on normal humans but against me, it won't work." Ichigo smirked.

"You're the shinigami I smelled before on that ghost!" The hollow said.

'Shinigami? That kid is a shinigami? Impossible!' The girl thought.

"Hey girl, what's your name?" Ichigo asked the shinigami.

"My name is Kuchiki Rukia." Rukia said.

"Rukia, take my sister away from here. I'm taking this piece of shit down." Ichigo said.

"What the? Are you insane?" Rukia asked.

"I didn't ask for any objections, I told you to take my sister away from here as fast as possible and I won't repeat myself!" Ichigo said.

Rukia was about to object but decided against it and then ran into a safer location with Yuzu in her arms.

"Now, let's get this party started!" Ichigo said as he took out a strange object with a skull on it and then slammed it on himself, and suddenly, he left his body and was now dressed in a gray coat with a hood, dark red shirt, and black jeans and black shoes, and black fingerless gloves. But the most striking thing of his appearance was that huge sword that looked more like an oversized butcher knife with a black and white blade and no hiltguard.

'What in the world? He's not even dressed like a normal shinigami but yet he is wielding a zanpunkto. Who the hell is he?' Rukia thought as she looked at Ichigo's new form.

"I'll enjoy eating your soul!" The hollow said and then regenerated his lost arm before punching with his right hand. Ichigo yawned as he saw the punch coming and then grabbed it with his left hand.

"Come on punk, is that the best you've got?" Ichigo asked with a smirk. He then pushed the hollow back into a wall nearby here.

'He's so strong.' Rukia thought.

"Come on wimp, show me what you got!" Ichigo said, taunting the hollow.

'And he's also arrogant.' Rukia thought with a sweatdrop near her head.

"I'll kill you!" The hollow roared before firing an invisible blast at Ichigo.

'Air pressure?' Rukia thought.

"Too easy!" Ichigo said and blocked it with his sword, causing an explosion.

Suddenly, the hollow's arms were chopped off by Ichigo who was right behind the hollow.

'This kid is incredible. He's way beyond any rookie shinigami I have ever seen and his zanpunkto is so huge. But, how did he get that power? I'll have to report it to SS immediately.' Rukia thought as she then vanished.

"Time to end this little party." Ichigo said as then jumped up and sliced through the hollow's face, exterminating it completely. "So, what'd you think of that, Ru…" Ichigo began to gloat only to find Rukia nowhere to be seen.

"Oh well. Now, time to fix things around here and get a goodnight sleep." Ichigo smirked as he then re-entered his body and then picked up his younger sister and headed back to the house.

Next morning…

"Oh yeah, just like that. Now ladies, you don't have to fight, I can take you all on all night." Ichigo said as he was having a very pleasurable dream when suddenly….

"GOOD MORNING, ICHIGO!" His dad yelled as he stomped on his son to wake him up.

"You've got a lot of guts to attack your son while he sleeps, you bastard!" Ichigo said as he had pinned his dad to the ground.

"Not bad, my son." Ichigo's dad said.

"What about your injuries?" Ichigo asked.

"What injuries?" Ichigo's dad asked, confused.

"Never mind, I must have been dreaming." Ichigo quickly said, 'Good, it looks like that thing that guy gave me works after all.' Ichigo thought.

Karakura High School, 10:43 am

A orange-haired girl with quite a rack was sitting on the wall near a window in one of the classrooms and was also yawning.

"Hey, it's not good to leave your mouth wide open. Besides, you're too young is zone out." A girl with black spiky hair and wearing a grey schoolgirl uniform like the orange-haired one is.

"Tatsuki-chan!!" The orange-haired girl called the other girl.

"Ichigo sure is late." Tatsuki said.

"Huh?' The orange-haired girl replied.

"You were thinking about Ichigo, weren't you Orihime?" Tatsuki asked with a grin.

"N…No, I wasn't!" Orihime quickly replied, blushing.

"Hey Orihime, what do you like about the guy anyway? He's short-tempered, rude, arrogant, immature, and on top of that he's a pervert. Frankly, a big-breasted girl like you could do much more." Tatsuki asked.

"Because he's funny!" Orihime replied with a bright smile.

"Huh?" Tatsuki said, confused.

"I just picture one of his grimacing faces and then…Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" Orihime started to say and once she did imagine Ichigo grimacing, she started to laugh.

"Oookay." Tatsuki simply said.

"He might not come today. Ichigo that is." A dark blue-haired kid with headphones near his neck said.

"What do you mean by that, Kojima-kun?" Orihime asked.

"Well, I heard his house was struck by a truck yesterday night and left a huge hole this morning." Kojima explained.

"Is he injured or something? Could he even be dead?" Tatsuki asked.

"I'm not dead, moron." Ichigo said as he hit Tatsuki on the back of her head with his book bag, "Sorry to disappoint you but I'm not dead yet." Ichigo said.

"Kurosaki-kun!" Orihime exclaimed.

"Hey Orihime. Hmm, it seems your breasts are as perfect as ever, big and soft." Ichigo said as he was somehow groping Orihime's breasts.

"Stop groping her!" Tatsuki yelled and tried to hit him but Ichigo dodged, "And you, don't let him touch you like that, Orihime!" Tatsuki reprimanded her friend.

"So you came. You were helping out with the repairs," Kojima said.

"What's third period?" Ichigo asked as he was sitting down.

"Social studies." Kojima answered.

"Ochi-san, huh? That's good, then he won't bug me about it too much." Ichigo said.

"Are you Kurosaki-kun?" A girl said beside Ichigo and when Ichigo turned around, he saw none other than Rukia in a school uniform, "Nice to meet you!" Rukia said with stars twinkling around her and a huge smile.

"Oh, this is Kuchiki Rukia-san, she transferred here today." Kojima explained.

"Kurosaki-kun, I don't have any textbooks so can I take a look at yours?" Rukia asked with a fake happy tone, and when she flipped her right hand, there was a writing on it that said, "Say something or I'll kill you."

'You bitch.' Ichigo thought.

Later, we see Ichigo and Rukia to an empty place in the school.

"Where are we going? What dost though intend of me? Leading me to such an empty place?" Rukia asked.

"Shut the hell up and stop talking that way!" Ichigo replied.

"Why is that? Isn't the way you people talk?" Rukia asked.

"Hell no it's not. Now, why the hell are you still here for? Don't you have to go back to your Soul Society?" Ichigo asked.

"No because I received a new order from Soul Society concerning you last night." Rukia answered.

"And what is that new order?" Ichigo asked, a bit nervous.

"From now on until told otherwise, I am going to be working with you in your soul reaping duties. So basically, you and I are going to be partners, Ichigo! Isn't that going to be fun?" Rukia revealed to the young boy with a huge smile.

"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Ichigo yelled.

To Be Continued….

Author's Note: Hoped you like chapter 1. As always, read and review!

Author's Note #2: The reason for me doing this fanfic is because of my frustration at the original. Kubo had a chance to make Bleach an original smash hit and it did start out good but then he messed it up by virtually killing the plot, creating useless characters and arcs, having repetitive and boring action, and also having little to no character development which basically killed his characters, especially Ichigo in the same way Kishi killed Naruto. Basically, I am re-doing Bleach in the way it is supposed to be. It is not a masterpiece in terms of storytelling and it was never meant to be one but what is was supposed to be was a highly entertaining, action-adventure manga, not a blog of mess stitched together for no purpose at all which is what I can only describe the current series as. So enjoy and give me constructive criticism!