"General, Jedi have almost killed you!" a yellow-plated droid said.

A 7-foot-tall Kaleesh cyborg awoke on the ground seeing his soldiers called battle droids and his animal partners, a small white-furred rabbit and a magenta-furred coyote.

"What...happened...?" the cyborg said, holding his wounded chest.

"It seems that the Republic has shot us down from space and we lost our Recusant!" the cyborg's black and red tactical droid responded.

"Great...JUST GREAT!" another yellow-plated battle droid yelled getting off the ground.

"Bro, would you just SHUT UP!" a beige-plated battle droid yelled.

"STAP Battle, Super's Battle, stop," the cyborg General said, upset.

"Shall I assist you? The fall has wounded you bad, General," the tactical droid responded.

"Gen'ral Grievous doesn't need assistance! He can get up on his own!" the white furred rabbit yelled.

"Mr. Ricochet, Mr. Grievous is hurt!" the coyote yelled.

"Droop-a-Long, I KNOW THAT!" Ricochet yelled.

"Ugh!" the tactical droid groaned.

"What's wrong TV-94?" the Kaleesh cyborg Grievous asked.

"THEM!" TV-94, the tactical droid yelled, pointing at Ricochet and Droop-a-Long.

"What? Ric, Droop, stop!" Grievous yelled, holding wounded chest trying to get up.

"Sorry Gen'ral, it's just I want you to go through the pain," Ricochet explained.

"What?!" Grievous asked.

"Heh-heh!" RIcochet laughed. "Anyway, where are we?"

"We're on some sort of planet!" Super's Battle stated.

"We already know that, you idiot!" the other yellow-plated battle droid yelled.

"OOM-1, SHUT UP!" Super's Battle yelled.

"Good thing Sparky's on the Droid Control Ship," Ricochet stated.

"Why?" Droop-a-Long asked.

"Because he would've tried to beat up Super's Battle an' OOM-1!" Ricochet explained.

"Sparky has no chance against me!" Super Battle bragged.

"Super's Battle, no bragging," Grievous said. He turned towards TV-94. "Anyway, It looks like a building over there."

"Indeed. Shall I call our forces to investigate?" TV-94 asked.

"No. I think we're fine on our own," Grievous responded.

"STAP Battle, Super's Battle, OOM-1, scout the area!" TV-94 ordered.

"Roger, roger, Admiral," OOM-1 responded.

The three battle droids walked over to the building and then up to the door.

"I'll knock on it!" STAP Battle said.

"STAP Battle, it could be dangerous!" Super's Battle yelled. "Let your older brother to knock on the door."

"Both of you shut up!" OOM-1 yelled, before knocking on the door.

No one responded. "Oh well, let's just break in!" Super's Battle yelled.

"SUPER'S BATTLE!" OOM-1 yelled. "You idiot! We're not here to start a ruckus!"

"Yeah! We're here to help Grievous!" STAP Battle explained.

Just then, a orange-haired female came to the door. The battle droids raised their E-5 blaster rifles upon seeing her.

"Freeze, girl!" Super's Battle said.

"AAHHHHHH!" the girl screamed, falling the ground from shock.

"Who are you?!" OOM-1 questioned.

"Please don't kill me! Please don't kill me!" the girl screamed, horrified.

"I said, who are you?" OOM-1 asked again as Super's Battle pointed the gun to the girl's head.

"My-my name-is Honoka-Honoka Kousaka. I'm a second-year student at the Otonokizaka High School!" she introduced shakily.

"This is a school?" STAP Battle asked.

"Then put the guns away. We're sorry, Honoka," OOM-1 apologized.

Super's Battle removed his E-5 blaster rifle and put back on his weapon belt. Honoka calmed down. "What's...your...name?" Honoka asked.

"I'm OOM-1! The best OOM command battle droid in the Galaxy!" OOM-1 introduced.

"And I'm Super's Battle!" Super's Battle introduced. "You mess with me, you die!"

"And I'm B1 battle droid, STAP Battle. I'm that idiot's brother!" STAP Battle introduced, pointing at Super's Battle.

"WHY YOU...!" Super's Battle yelled.

"Anyway, Honoka, do you have a doctor?!" OOM-1 asked.

"Umm...no..." Honoka responded, "Why do you ask?

"BECAUSE OUR LEADER, GENERAL GRIEVOUS, IS HURT!" Super's Battle screamed.

"Someone's hurt? Oh my gosh!" Honoka said. "I'll get my friends! Stay here!"

Honoka took off back inside the school. The three droids walked back over to General Grievous, TV-94, Ricochet Rabbit, and Droop-a-Long Coyote.

"So?" TV-94 asked.

"We found some chick from this school that'll help us out. No worries..." Super's Battle calmly said.

"UGH!" TV-94 groaned. "Chicks!"

Grievous looked at TV-94. "What's wrong with chicks?" he asked.

"The chicks back at Mid-Childa," TV-94 groaned. "They annoy me so much!"

Just then, Grievous's hologram communicator was blinking. Grievous opened it. Count Dooku, leader of Confederacy of Independent Systems, and 1st Captain Fate Testarossa of the TSAB arrived on the hologram.

"General Grievous, you're alive," Dooku said.

"Dooku," Grievous said.

"Grievous!" Fate said.

"Fate," Grievous responded.

"You have been shot down it seems," Dooku said.

"Of course, Dooku! NOW WHAT?!" Grievous yelled.

"I want you to die!" Dooku said.

"What? How dare you say that to Grievous?" Fate asked enraged.

Dooku cut off the hologram before Fate could say anything. Grievous groaned.

"Great...Dooku set this up," Grievous said.

"Isn't this the second time Dooku tried to kill you?" TV-94 asked.

"No. Dooku tried to kill me several times before," he explained. "Anyway, where's that help?!"

"They should be coming soon, Gen'ral," Ricochet responded.

"Okay..." Grievous responded, still holding his wounded chest.

STAP Battle looked at Grievous. "You seem upset, General. What's wrong?" STAP Battle asked.

"I'm a little upset Dooku tried to kill me," Grievous responded.

"That's expected outta Mr. Dooku," Droop-a-Long responded.

Just then, Grievous turned his head and several girls came running out of the school.

"Huh?" Ricochet asked.

There was a total of 5 girls running out of the school coming towards the CIS. Honoka, was still there but there was a dark blue-haired girl, a purple-haired girl, a black-haired girl, and a greyish brown-haired girl.

"We're back, OOM-1!" Honoka screamed. "Where's the injured person?"

"Yeah, we want to help them out!" the greyish-brown haired girl said.

"Right here!" OOM-1 said. "His name is General Grievous!"

"General Grievous?" the black-haired girl questioned. "That's an odd name. Anyway, what do you need, General?"

"I need my chest fixed," Grievous told them.

"Nozomi, fix his chest!" the black-haired girl ordered.

"Fix Grievous's chest?" Nozomi asked. "How?"

"Just do it!" the black-haired girl ordered.

"Nico, it's not wise to boss Nozomi-senpai around," the blue-haired girl responded.

"CAN YOU JUST FIX GRIEVOUS ALREADY?!" Super's Battle yelled.

"Can you hold on a minute, robot?!" the dark-blue haired girl yelled back at him.

"Hold on?! HOLD ON?! MY COUSIN IS ALMOST DEAD AND SAY HOLD ON?!" Super's Battle screamed.

"Ugh! Ignore my stupid brother," STAP Battle said. "He has anger issues."

"But not as bad as Sparky's," Ricochet said.

"Yup," Droop-a-Long responded.

"Wait, you guys have animals?!" Honoka screamed.

"Hey, we ain't jus' 'talkin' animals'!" Ricochet said. "I'm a talkin' rabbit, he's a talkin' coyote!"

"A TALKING RABBIT?!" the greyish-brown haired girl screamed. "You're so cute while that coyote...is...just there..."

"Well, modesty prevents me from saying so," Ricochet bragged. "But I do think I'm quite good looking."

"Mr. Ricochet," Droop-a-Long growled.

"You're alright-lookin', Droop," Ricochet responded. "But not as good as me!"

"And what are we supposed to doing exactly?" Honoka asked.

"FIXING THE GENERAL!" Super's Battle yelled. He then turned to the blue-haired girl. "And stop rushing everyone, Speedy!"

"MY NAME IS UMI!" she introduced.

"Super's Battle, calm down," Grievous said calmly.

"Anyway, Nozomi, now!" Nico ordered.

"Nico, do you want me to go max power on you for forcing me to do this?" Nozomi asked.

"Nozomi-senpai! I mean...I'll fix Grievous! I know everything about...about..." Nico started.

"About cyborgs?" TV-94 asked.

"Yeah! About cyborgs!" Nico corrected herself.

TV-94 leaned over to Ricochet, Super's Battle, and STAP Battle.

"I calculate that Nico can fix Grievous 2%," TV-94 explained.

"I don't trust that Nico chick anyway!" Super's Battle said.

"Agreed," TV-94 and Ricochet said together.

Nico bent over and looked at Grievous's chest. "Grievous, what do you need?"

"A wipe, and spare parts," Grievous said, his voice pained.

"Spare parts and a wipe! Got it!" Nico said. "Umi, call the cyborg factory!"

"Cyborg factory?" Umi asked.

"Cyborg factory?!" Grievous and the Separatists shouted.

"What is a cyborg factory?!" Umi asked. "KOTORI!"

"Huh?" Kotori, the greyish-brown haired girl asked. "Cyborg factories? I don't know anything about that!"

"GRRRR!" Nico growled.

"First of all, what is a cyborg factory?" Grievous asked.

Super's Battle faced Grievous if the heroic General was out of his mind. "GRIEVOUS!"

"What?" Grievous asked.

"The only 'cyborg factory' is at Vassek, your home of good!" Super's Battle explained.

"Vassek? What's that?" Kotori asked.

"Another planet," STAP Battle said.

"Another planet?!" all of the girls shouted.

"You mean there's more planets than the ones in the solar system?" Honoka asked.

"Duh!" STAP Battle said.

"Um...guys..." Grievous started.

"What is it, Grievous-san?" Nico asked. "I'll help you!" Nico turned away from Grievous and then faced him smiling. "Nico-Nico-Nii! I'll make your heart go Nico-Nico-Nii! I'm Nico Yazawa!"

"Um...hi..." Grievous responded. "I'm General Grievous, the Supreme Commander of CIS Droid Army."

"I'm Honoka Kousaka!" Honoka introduced. "Nice to meet you General Grievous."

"Um...hello..." Grievous responded, confused and worried.

"And I'm Kotori Minami!" Kotori introduced. "And this is my good friend, Umi Sonoda!"

"Um...yes...nice to meet...you...General Grievous-san," Umi responded, shyly.

"Huh?" Grievous asked.

"Umi's just a little shy, General," Honoka explained.

"Oh...I see," Grievous responded.

Umi blushed. Nozomi looked at Grievous from his feet to his face.

"And who are you?" Grievous asked.

"I'm Nozomi Toujou," Nozomi said, smiling at Grievous. "Your legs look nice."

"WHAT?" Grievous screamed embarrassed. "Um...okay...Nice to meet all of you." He cleared his throat. "Now, can you fix my chest?"

"Sure thing General!" Nico responded. "Go get stuff!"

"What kinda of stuff Nico?" Honoka asked.

"Stuff to fix Grievous, of course!" Nico ordered.

"What kinda of stuff are you bringing to fix me?" Grievous asked.

"Um...stuff for you Grievous-san!" Nico quickly said.

"Well, I have a little talking to do to this robot!" Umi glared at Super's Battle.

"I AM NOT A ROBOT!" Super's Battle yelled.

"Droids, robots, same thing!" Umi said.

Super's Battle walked over to Umi and jacked her up. "Why I oughta..."

"SUPER'S BATTLE!" Grievous yelled.

"What?" Super's Battle responded to Grievous.

"Mercy and compassion!" Grievous said.

"Who cares about mercy an' compassion?" Ricochet asked.

"Mr. Grievous does," Droop-a-Long responded.

"I know. But I don't like his way of doin' it!" Ricochet explained.

"And why?" Droop-a-Long asked. "It's for the greater good!"

"I know it's for the greater good," Ricochet said while Super's Battle was tackling Umi to ground and Honoka ran over to the scene. "But seriously, General Grievous's mercy and compassion can get him killed. I mean, he could've died from Obi-Wan Kenobi several times!"

"Kenobi's crazy anyway!" Droop-a-Long explained. "Anyway, what's goin' on?"

Umi fell to ground. Super's Battle prepared to shoot her with his E-5s sniper rifle.

"You're dead!" Super's Battle said.

Honoka tackled Super's Battle by the legs, knocking him to the ground. "Super's Battle, STOP!"

"Nobody controls me EXCEPT Grievous!" Super's Battle yelled, kicking Honoka to ground.

Nico saw everything. "Hold on, Grievous..."

Nico walked over to Super's Battle, jacked him up, threw him to the ground, and chocked him. "STOP! YOU ARE HURTING GRIEVOUS'S FEELINGS!"

"Super's Battle, listen to Nico," Grievous responded.

"Fine, fine!" Super's Battle responded. "Now let go of me!"

"As you wish!" Nico responded.

She let go of Super's Battle's neck and walked back over to Grievous. Honoka and Umi got up from the ground.

"Sorry about that fight, Grievous-san," Umi apologized. "It was my fault."

"Your fault?" Grievous asked.

"YEAH! HER FAULT! HER FAULT!" Super's Battle yelled.

"Super's Battle, stay out of the conversation!" Grievous yelled back. "Anyway, how?"

"I called him a robot," Umi told Grievous. "I didn't know droids and robots were different."

"Yeah. Like cyborgs and droids are different," Honoka explained.

"At least I'm not like that other Grievous," Grievous said. "He would've killed you for that!"

"Other Grievous?" the members of Muse asked.

"I'll explained later," Grievous said. "But he really hates when you call him a droid. He'll flip out!"

"Hmm...seems like a bad guy," Nico said.

"Indeed," Grievous responded.

"HONOKA! THE PARTS!" Nico yelled.

"Nico, stop bossing people around!" Honoka shot back. "It's not like you're the leader of-"

"Of course! General Grievous, I am the leader of Muse! Our group!" Nico lied.

"Muse?" the Separatists asked.

"Yeah! The name of our idol group!" Nico explained.

"You're the leader?" TV-94 asked.

"Huh?" Grievous asked. "That's cool that you're the leader of Muse."

"But that's not true, Grievous-san!" Honoka yelled.

"It's not?" Grievous asked.

"No-no-no, Grievous-san! You got that all wrong! Honoka was just drinking earlier!" Nico lied.

"DRINKING?!" Grievous yelled.

"Drinking?!" OOM-1 asked.

"Drinkin'?" Ricochet asked. "You gals got some beer on hand? I want some, too!"

"WHAT?!" Grievous jumped. "RIC!"

"What?" Ricochet asked.

"Nico! I didn't have beer!" Honoka yelled.

"Y-You had some other alcoholic drink!" Nico lied.

Nozomi was coming behind Nico.

"Nico-senpai, watch out!" Kotori warned.

"Huh? AHHHHHHH!" Nico yelled as she was groped by Nozomi.

"Keep on lying and I'll give your breasts an extra rub!" Nozomi said, a little too eagerly.

"I'm not lying, Nozomi-senpai! I'm telling the truth!" Nico lied again.

"Why are we looking at this?" STAP Battle asked.

"Nozomi!" Grievous yelled. "What are you doing to Nico?"

"Punishment!" Nozomi said, while having an evil smirk on her face.

"Punishment?" Grievous questioned.

"And she looks like she's liking this!" OOM-1 said.

"Eh. It doesn't bother me," Super's Battle said.

"BROTHER!" STAP Battle yelled.

"This is quite weird Mr. Ricochet," Droop-a-Long said.

"Indeed, Deputy," Ricochet said. "And Grievous is worried!"

"OWW! Nozomi, stop!" Nico screamed.

"Um...Nozomi, please stop," Grievous said. "I...really don't wanna see this."

"But Grievous-san, this is how I punish people!" Nozomi whined.

She looked at Grievous with sad eyes. Grievous didn't know what to say. Umi barraged in.

"General, I think Nozomi-senpai wants you to let her continue her punishment," Umi explained. "So can she continue her way?"

"I OBJECT!" Honoka shouted.

Grievous and Nozomi turned their heads. "Huh?"

"I don't want Nozomi-senpai to grope us anymore!" Honoka yelled.

"You don't?" Kotori asked.

Just then, the principal of the school walked out of the school with a red-haired girl and a blonde-haired girl. Grievous turned his head to face the people. The battle droids got in a defense position.

"Who are you?" TV-94 asked.

"Hello," the principal said. "Honoka, Nico, Umi, Nozomi, and Kotori! Why aren't you in class?!"

"Class?" STAP Battle asked.

"Hi, Mom," Kotori said.

"She's your mom?" OOM-1 asked. "She's hot!"

"Excuse me?" Principal Minami asked. She blushed slightly. "Well...thank you..."

"You're welcome," OOM-1 said in flirty tone.

"A-Anyway, I'm Principal Minami of Otonokizaka High School," she introduced. "Who are you?"

"I'm General Grievous, Supreme Commander of the Confederacy of Independent Systems," he introduced. "They're supposed to be in class?"

"Um...well...you see-" Honoka started.

"It was all Honoka's fault, ma'am! She dragged us out here!" Nico explained.

"My fault?!" Honoka yelled.

"Kotori, I'm very disappointed in you," Principal Minami scolded her daughter.

"But Mom..." Kotori whined.

"No buts!" Principal Minami scolded. She looked at Grievous calmly. "I'm so sorry General Grievous if these girls were bothering you."

"Bothering me? Actually, the members of...Muse...were helping me," Grievous explained. "I got hurt earlier..."

"You're hurt?!" the blonde-haired girl asked.

"Oh no..." the red-haired girl said.

"Maki, Eli, bring Grievous into the school!" Principal Minami ordered.

"The school? But I'm not a girl!" Grievous screamed.

"It's an all girl school?!" Super's Battle asked.

"This gives me a lot of choices!" Ricochet said.

"Mr. Ricochet, what about Melissa?" Droop-a-Long asked.

"Forget Melissa right now, Droop! She's far away on Fondor," Ricochet said, "Come on Droop, let's go into the school!"

Ricochet and Droop-a-Long went into the school. Grievous looked worried.

"Don't worry General Grievous, everything will be fine," Eli said in a calm voice.

"Okay..." Grievous said, nervously.

"Eli, don't say stuff like that!" Maki yelled.

End of Chapter 1