Chapter 1

Minato woke up. For some reason, his chest felt really heavy. Rubbing his sleepy dull eyes, he sluggishly went to the bathroom. Tatarus last night sure was tough. Everybody was so beat their heads hit the pillow right after coming back. Yawning tiredly, Minato pulled his pants down.

"Wait…. Where is it?"

Feeling as if he's not entirely awake yet, Minato looked down, only to be blocked by something unexpected.

Boobs. A huge pair of them.

That was the first time, ever since kindergarten, he wet his pants.

- What the… What the f***k?!- Minato hurried to the mirror. Brushing his still dripping wet pants and completely unusual high voice aside, he took a clear look at his reflection.

A female face with waist length blue hair and dull gray eyes was looking back at him in an utterly horrified expression. Oh! She's quite cute and has a nice rack.

The mirror shattered to pieces. Minato face palmed himself with his bloody hand. It hurt. This is not a dream. He's inside his bathroom, thinking his reflection is cute and punching his mirror bare handed while his pants are still dripping wet. Okay… this couldn't get any weirder, could it?

KYAHHHH!

A meant-to-be-feminine but incredibly low voiced scream assaulted him from behind. Before he could actually react, his bathroom door busted open, a huge figure dashed in and glomped his small female body, slamming both of them down on the floor.

- Oniichan… *sob* Oniichan…. Help…

- Ouch! Get up! You're heavy. And stop crying, ugly!

This ugly thing was no other than the male version of his baby little cutie of a sister, Hamuko. Her eye and hair color remained the same but her body was ridiculously huge.

- Geez… I thought you were a bear or something – Minato pushed the bawling Hamuko away. – Calm down.

- HOW CAN I?! – Hamuko yelled while tears still endlessly flown on her manly face, which, was a little unnerving – I woke up first thing in the morning, only to be greeted by this THING under my sleeping dress! How can I CALM DOWN!

Morning wood. Minato raised his eyebrow. It's not unexpected.

- That means you're healthy – Minato replied, poker faced. He actually felt glad that he was not the only one in this mess. Seeing his sister's ridiculous manly crying face, he felt the need to tease her a bit. First is for his brotherly instinct (a.k.a teasing-the-younger-sibling-whenever-possible instinct) and second is for lightening the mood up. Certainly you can't think straight when you're too panicked.

- How CAN you be so CALM?! – Hamuko yelled though her clenched teeth, ignoring her brother's teasing. – I HAVE A DATE TODAY! I can't go out like this – She shook Minato's shoulder violently before shrinking to her knees and continued sobbing.

- For god's sake, is that all you care about? – Minato's eyebrow twitched in irritation. His little sister wasn't always like this. It looked like the person she was going on a date with was really important to her.

- Uh…. Um … - Hamuko stopped sobbing and sniffled around – What is that smell? And why is the floor wet?

She didn't need to be answered. Another ridiculous feminine male scream echoed through the hall.

That morning didn't just end up with two screams from Hamuko. For 30 minutes straight, the dorm was filled with all kind of horrified screams, from male's to female's. "Those dorm kids woke up with a corpse next to them or something?" A housewife clicked her tongue.

- So I assume that everybody here have their gender changed? – Mitsuru crossed her arms, still elegant as ever even in a male form. God, Mitsuru, you could have worded that better. - Even the dog?

- Even the dog. – Minato thumbed up after checking out the dog's behind.

- This is so wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to begin with – Yukari covered her face with her hands. Because of the sudden transformation, her body got bigger as a male, her clothing was so tight. She looked totally like a flamboyant gay. – This is so horrible.

- Hello! I end up in a flat-chested female body – Junpei waved at her. Everybody agreed that it wasn't fair for a pervert to be ended up in an underdeveloped female body in a gender bend fiction.

- Watch it, Junpei. I would pay if I could be like you in the middle of this bullshit – Akihiko sneered. Like Minato, his female form's chest area was quite overly developed. – I'll have a hard time running around and training with this body.

- For god's sake, is that all you care about? – Minato repeated the same question that he asked his sister several minutes ago. Seriously, the dorm is full of weird people.

- You will always be my highest priority, Minato san – For some reason, Aigis was the one with the smallest change. But it was no way not weird. While her body remained as of a female robot, her face was clearly male. Even her voice. Minato shuddered.

- Come on, it can't be so bad. – Hamuko was huge as a guy? Fuuka took this to eleven by taking the build of the Mighty big fat green Hulk.

Is this intentional that everyone looked so ridiculous in their gender bend form? Maybe…

- Tch – The beanie senpai "tch-ed"in an irritated tone. He was busy making breakfast with Hamuko in the kitchen. His female form had a really small and slender body comparing to his build. Watching Shinjiro struggling to both cooking and keeping his shirt from falling off was hilarious. Watching him ordering the huge male!Hamuko around with a flustered pink blush on his face was even more hilarious. After about 10 minutes later, they brought out omelet dishes for everyone. Certainly you can't think straight when your stomach is empty.

- So … What are we doing now? – Ken asked. He didn't feel much change to his body other than feeling quite blank without the elephant between his legs.

- I've asked the expert. It looked like our body suffered these change because of Tatarus and the Dark Hour. They said we'd turn back to normal after a while so I recommend staying inside for today.

It's lucky that it's Sunday, they don't have to go to school.

Or not?

- Staying inside today? - Hamuko's face turned white as a sheet.