Disclaimer: I do not own Teletubbies nor do I own X-Files. Any similar events that occur here are mere coincidences to anything you or anyone you know, might have experienced. In short its their worlds, I just play in them (

TELETUBBIES ATTACK!

As our heros agent Mulder and Skully drive by in the new Mercedes company car, a sudden vortex of interstellar matter transports them through a gravitational/dimensional wormhole to the Teletubbie land of fun and magic.

"Ahhhh where the hell are we Skully?" "It seems that we have been transported to a horrific land of happiness, fun and adventure." "Oh my god what are those!!!... Mulder im afraid." She points to a field of perfectly green grass where four disturbing creatures frolic happily. "Holy shit I think one saw us." Just then Tiny Winky (purple one) moves in followed by the rest of the Teletubbies. Mulder and Skully draw their guns immediately. "STOP or we WILL open fire upon you."

As the four Teletubbies move in you can begin to hear them singing.

"PINKLE WINKLE TINKY WINKY, PINKLE WINKLE TINKY WINKY!!!" "BABAKA BABAKA BOBOBOO, BABAKA BABAKA BOBOBOO!!!" "LAAAA LA LA LAA LAA LAA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" "PO PO PO PO PO POOOOOOOOO PO PO PO POOOOOOOO!!!!"

"God what's that noise they are making?" "I've seen something similar to this in my encounter with a native tribe of Africa. I believe it too be a..." "A WHAT Mulder I need to know now!" "It's a hunting chant, SHIT" "Skully open fire upon the Purple one. It seems to be their lead hunter."

Shots are fired and the Purple one falls down on the floor bathed in a pool of blood. It begins to coke on its blood and soon afterwards it chokes out one of its digestive organs, which finally causes him to die.

The other Teletubbies move in next to the downed Teletubbie.

"UHHHH OHHH" Says the red one. "BYE BYE" says the Yellow Teletubbie They carry off the dead bloody corpse of what was once their beloved Tiny Winky (no not the stuff they flushed down the toilet although they say bye bye to that too right before flushing).

"Good grieve I thought we were goners for sure." Just then behind the trees a round figure appears before them in the sky. "NO, NO IT JUST CANT BE, NOT POSSIBLE!!!"

A giant sun with a face of an infant appeared before them now. The horror that manifested their faces now was indescribable. They knew their fate now.

A/N: Note that I have never seen one episode of the Teletubbies and seen almost no episodes of the X-Files. Read and Review PLEASE!!!.