This is the "12 days of Christmas" song anime style if you didn't get that from the title. I know that this is late for a Christmas themed thing but I didn't remember that I had this written down in one of my many notebooks. So this is the Fullmetal Alchemist edition and the first anime version me and my friend have come up with. Just so it's clear this song, poem, story thing is rated M for a reason, for the language mostly and I know some who read this will be offended sorry but that's the way me and my friend wrote it. Well here we go.
12 Days of Christmas
Fullmetal Alchemist
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
One palm tree in a mini skirt.
One the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Two Edward Elric's,
and a palm tree in a mini skirt.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Three Alphonse Elric's,
Two Edward Elric's,
and a palm tree in a mini skirt.
One the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Four Pyro Maniac's,
Three Alphonse Elric's,
Two Edward Elric's,
and a palm tree in a mini skirt.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Five Sluty Bitch's,
Four Pyro Maniac's,
Three Alphonse Elric's,
Two Edward Elric's,
and a palm tree in a mini skirt.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Six Fat Bastard's
Five Sluty Bitch's,
Four Pyro Maniac's,
Three Alphonse Elric's,
Two Edward Elric's,
and a palm tree in a mini skirt.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Seven Whiny Brats,
Six Fat Bastard's
Five Sluty Bitch's,
Four Pyro Maniac's,
Three Alphonse Elric's,
Two Edward Elric's,
and a palm tree in a mini skirt.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight Old Bastard's,
Seven Whiny Brats,
Six Fat Bastard's
Five Sluty Bitch's,
Four Pyro Maniac's,
Three Alphonse Elric's,
Two Edward Elric's,
and a palm tree in a mini skirt.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine Stupid Blonde's,
Eight Old Bastard's,
Seven Whiny Brats,
Six Fat Bastard's
Five Sluty Bitch's,
Four Pyro Maniac's,
Three Alphonse Elric's,
Two Edward Elric's,
and a palm tree in a mini skirt.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten Slow hoes,
Nine Stupid Blonde's,
Eight Old Bastard's,
Seven Whiny Brats,
Six Fat Bastard's
Five Sluty Bitch's,
Four Pyro Maniac's,
Three Alphonse Elric's,
Two Edward Elric's,
and a palm tree in a mini skirt.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eleven Armed Dick's,
Ten Slow hoes,
Nine Stupid Blonde's,
Eight Old Bastard's,
Seven Whiny Brats,
Six Fat Bastard's
Five Sluty Bitch's,
Four Pyro Maniac's,
Three Alphonse Elric's,
Two Edward Elric's,
and a palm tree in a mini skirt.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve Greedy Hooker's,
Eleven Armed Dick's,
Ten Slow hoes,
Nine Stupid Blonde's,
Eight Old Bastard's,
Seven Whiny Brats,
Six Fat Bastard's
Five Sluty Bitch's,
Four Pyro Maniac's,
Three Alphonse Elric's,
Two Edward Elric's,
and a palm tree in a mini skirt.
Twelve Greedy Hooker's,
Eleven Armed Dick's,
Ten Slow hoes,
Nine Stupid Blonde's,
Eight Old Bastard's,
Seven Whiny Brats,
Six Fat Bastard's
Five Sluty Bitch's,
Four Pyro Maniac's,
Three Alphonse Elric's,
Two Edward Elric's,
and a palm tree in a MINI SKIRT!
So thats it. I know that I didn't use their names so heres the list of characters from 1 to 12.
Evny, Edward, Alphonse, Roy, Lust, Gluttony, Wrath, Pride, Winry, Sloth, Armstrong, and Greed.
I hope you liked it and if you would like another one with a different show cast please tell me. Any comments are welcome. Thanks for reading.
