My cousin made me do this so, on with the show!

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter

Once apon a time, in a far away land, there was a boy named Draco Malfoy and a girl named Hermione.

"Want to go out?" Draco asked Hermione.

"Sure." She replied.

30 Years Later...

They had twenty children. 9 named Draco Jr. and 9 named Hermione Jr. and 1 named Ron Jr. (A/N: did you know lots of women name their first son after their first boy-friend.) and 1 named Voldemort Jr

"I just realized something." Draco said one day.

"What is that?" Hermione asked.

"I don't like you. You're a MudBlood."

Then Hermione punched him and left with the Hermione Jr.s and Ron Jr. and married Ron who was somehow still single.

The End.

Yayness!