Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons – Did Hiccup Really Kiss Merida?

Jack Frost X Rapunzel Hiccup X Merida

Friends Skit Hiccup POV

'Do you know Jack kissed Merida?' I asked Rapunzel.

'What?!' Jack looked away. 'When was this?'

'1987. The weekend you guys visited me at school.' I answered.

'Oh my god! That's wild!' Rapunzel turned to Jack.

'Yeah, but it was like a million years ago. So it doesn't matter.' Jack tried reasoning. As he strutted forward and swiped his hand to the side as if waving it away.

'Well it matters to me!' I stated frustrated.

'Why?' Jack asked. Everyone looked at me.

'The night YOU kissed Merida was the night I kissed Merida for the very FIRST TIME!' I looked around awkwardly.

'You kissed her that night too?' Jack pointed at me.

'Two guys in one night?!' Rapunzel laughed. 'Wow, I thought she became a slut AFTER she got her bow fixed.' She laughed again.

'Seriously, when did this happen?' Jack asked whilst leaning on his stick.

'Okay, after you told me she was passed out in our room, I went in to make sure she was alright.' I looked at the floor. 'She was lying on by bed all covered in people's coats!'

I looked up to see Jack looking like he was deep in thought.

'Well, I went to kiss her one the forehead,'

Rapunzel by this point was also looking like she was in deep thought.

'But it was so dark in there I accidently got her lips. I started to pull away when I felt her start to kiss me back. It was only for a second but it was amazing.' I looked away again.

Jack looked sympathetically at me.

'And-and now I find out that you kissed her first!' I threw my hands up in the air in frustration.

'Wait.' Jack said and I looked at him. 'What bed did you say she was on?'

'Mine.' Rapunzel sill wasn't paying full attention.

'Pretty sure I put her on my bed.' Jack stepped forward.

'No, she was definitely on mine.' I looked at him puzzled.

'Why would I, Jack Frost, kiss a girl then put her on your bed?!' Jack snapped.

'Well then who was on my bed?'

'Oh! Oh! OH!' Rapunzel had no snapped out of her thoughts and was waving her hand in the air to my previous question.

'No, no, NO!' I screamed.

'Yes!' She squealed.

'YOU were under the pile of coats?' I questioned.

'I WAS the pile of coats.' Rapunzel replied angrily. Jack smirked at the fight in front on him, now understanding the situation. (A/N: In friends, Monica used to be fat; hence "I was the pile of coats." I have now made Rapunzel the same! Mwa ha ha!)

I made a weird face then yelled. 'OH MY GOD!'

'You were my midnight mystery kisser?!' Rapunzel pushed me.

'You were my first kiss with Rachel?!' I pushed her back.

'You were my first kiss EVER?!' She pushed me again so hard that I fell on the ground and before I blacked out I heard.

'What did I marry into?!' Jack had screeched.