an: ok so hi! my name is chelsea and like,, this is my first fanfiction! i hope im doing this right...
so basically this is set where like, its humanstuck and everyone lives in new york city. as characters come ill describe them ^_^ unless theyre already human -_- you know what they look like (hopefully XD)
it was a hot summer day in new york, and dave was buying ice cream. he handed the vendor 99 cents before going off to eat it on the way back home. we was leaving the laundromat, and he had on a white t-shirt and tan shorts. obviously, he had on his shades. while he was walking, a man bumped into him. he turned to look.
"fuck you fuckass!" a short man with red hair, pale skin, and a roosterteeth tee. but then he stopped. he was blindsided by the sheer beauty of the man in front of him. dave noticed him staring, but he was flattered by that.
"your rly cute" he told the man. "my names dave"
"my names karl" karl said (an: i couldnt think of a better humanstuck name :/() "we should go over to my place later"
"i know what you want, and you can have it right here" dave yelled, ripping off his clothes. his saggy, liverspotted dick fell out and hung there. dave was now totally naked, and everyone was staring (they had nosebleeds so they couldnt call the cops.) karl was turnd on by this. he did a striptease and spread his asscheeks for dave to enter. they fucked in the middle of the streets and caused a traffic accicent. then a cop came and they were arrested! they were still naked and they had boners all the way to the precinct.
a woman with cherry red hair, red glasses, pale skin, ad a business suit on came into the room. she advised them that they would appear in court, and like, testify that they were innocent and she would crush them and get them sent to jail! DX!
"so my tittywhackers, what d you say, deal?" she asked. "my name is prosecutor teresa, and im the ADA. im also blind as a bat and extremely horny"
but karl and dave were both gay, so they said 'ew' and stuff. (an: kawaii X3) so they got some replacement clothes and left the police station. they were set to appear in court in 3 days, so they had that long to find a lawyer to take their case. they got a girl with long black hair, grey eyes, and a creepy smile DX.
"my names adriana" she said monotonely. "i will defend you in court and junk"
im ending this early guys, im too tired to write any more. stay tuned for courtroom drama... a shocking revelation... and more smexy scenes x3! chelsea... OUUTUT!
