Mentally Challenged Pilots

This following little crack play

is about some of the hetalia countries in jets (f15 jets) getting ready to take off in combat and all the trouble italy causes just by saying the word "PASTA~!".

Germany: Is everybody ready for take off?

Japan: Hai!

N. Italy: PASTAA~

Germany: Italy! You idiot, Don't eat while flying!

S. Italy: Oi! You bastard don't talk to my brother like that!

Spain: Oh hai Romano~!

S. Italy: F**K! Spain go away!

Belgium: You little jerk! Apologize!

Japan :Everyone, please calm down.

China : Shut up japan I'm enjoying this!

America : F**K YEAH AMERICA!

England : America shut the bloody hell up!

France : HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON~~

England : You too france!

Poland : Can we liek go already?

Prussia : Hey stop arguing like little b***hes and let's kick some a$$!

Hungary :Prussia don't curse!

Austria : Aww I think I broke a nail

Hungary : Aww Austria my dear it's ok

Austria : But now I won't be able to play the piano

Hungary : ….

Prussia : Pussy..

Hungary : Prussia!

Sealand: DE-SU-YO!

England : What the?! Who in bloody hell gave Sealand a jet? Can you even reach the controls!?

Sweden : I let him on..

England : ….*scared* Oh….

Iceland: No Don't do that!

Mr. Puffin : Pecks buttons

Finland : This is fun is it not Norway?

Norway : *Angry "I hate you all" face*….

Denmark : HAHA Damn I'm so drunk right now!

Iceland : Guys! Help! Mr Puffin accidently set off the jet!

Germany : Okay stay calm just land the jet back on the runway.

Iceland : But I don't have a pilot license !

Germany : …..

Norway :…..

England : …..

Japan :…

Rest of the countries :…..

AAAAND done :P

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