"Nutcracker"

Rated T for a little bit of pun-related humor

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Mortal Kombat, and that means I do not own the characters nor do I own the franchise. Both the characters and franchise are owned by WB Games, Netherrealm Studios, Ed Boon and John Tobias. Anyway, I was inspired by a little part on That 70's Show in which Kelso asks Hyde what his favorite ballet is. And Hyde answers in a very hilarious way. So I'm deciding to do a little Mortal Kombat parody on that little scene, starring Johnny Cage and Kung Lao. So enjoy!


The sun was starting to settle down on this relaxing afternoon as both Kung Lao and his partner/good friend Johnny Cage had decided to break some boards in their spare time. Since Liu Kang was out walking around the sunset with his girlfriend, Kitana, why not break some boards with one of the greatest kung-fu stars there ever is? Luckily for Kung Lao, Johnny Cage couldn't resist a little board breaking just to get rid of stress.

"Thanks for keeping me company with these boards," Cage replied. "They're just what I needed."

"No problem," Kung Lao nodded. "It was starting to get a little lonely having to break wood in my spare time."

Right after he was setting up another pile of boards, Kung Lao had something he needed to ask him.

"So, I hear you're going to that ballet Sonya's forcing you to go to." Kung Lao smirked.

"Hey, I didn't even want to go in the first place, okay?" groaned Cage.

"I bet you won't know what my favorite ballet is." asked Kung Lao.

"Ah, I know exactly what it is." Cage smirked in response.

"What's that?"

With such a wide smirk upon his face, Johnny Cage split down to his legs as all of a sudden...

*WHAM!*

He ended up punching Kung Lao right in the balls, forcing the hat-wearing Shaolin monk to cringe down to the floor!

"Is it The Nutcracker?" Cage answered.

"Yeah... it definitely is..." Kung Lao nodded, hissing in pain.

"Ah, I knew I got it right." Cage smirked once again as he went back to doing one thing he loved more than acting...

...

...

...breaking boards with his nutless friend.


I'll tell ya, Kung Lao is definitely gonna go a life without testicles, I guarantee ya that!

Anyway, what did all of you think? Feedbacks are appreciated and welcomed, Kombatants!