Vincent had no idea why she'd done it but he was sure he was going to kill the ninja girl as soon as he got free of the ropes binding him to the chair.
"Oh, don't glare at me like that, Vinnie!" Yuffie grinned. "I'll let you loose soon. I promise!" It would have been more convincing if she had at least tried to hide the mischief in her eyes.
Vincent just glared harder, being unable to say anything due to the gag in his mouth. This was surely the most humiliating moment of his life. He was currently at the young ninjas mercy, tied to a chair in his own living room and dressed, for some inexplicable reason, in a pair of baggy shorts and a blindingly bright Hawaiian shirt. Oh, the indignity!
Then Yuffie brought the camera out.
Vincent was sure he would die of embarrassment by the end of the day, if he didn't get that camera and smash it before killing the young ninja girl holding it.
Yuffie grinned at the shocked look on his face and giggled. "Say cheese!" she said, and began snapping away.
Vincent couldn't do anything but close his eyes against the bright flashes. Finally, the flashes stopped and Yuffie put the camera back into her little bag. Then she skipped to the door, blew a kiss at Vincent and let herself out. Leaving Vincent still tied to the chair.
Even though struggling earlier hadn't helped at all, Vincent began to try to get free again. Damn but that girl knew how to tie a knot. Vincent had the idea that she's done this kind of thing before.
Just when Vincet was about to give up and resign himself to being tied to the chair for the rest of his life, the door opened again. Hoping it was Yuffie returning to take pity and untie him, Vincent looked up hopefully. But it wasn't Yuffie standing in the doorway. Instead, Cloud was leaning against the doorframe with an amused smirk on his lips.
"Oh dear, don't you look a sight," he commented.
Vincent gave him a pitiful attempt at a glare. He was embarrassed enough that Yuffie had done this and had taken pictures, but to have Cloud come and make comments was close to unbearable, especially after Tifa had told him of the dress incident in Wall Market one night when her bar was empty.
Cloud stepped closer. "I bet you just want to get out of those clothes," he said, coming to a halt directly in front of Vincent.
Vincent looked up and nodded. He weakly struggled against the ropes to show that he couldn't get free and sent a pleading look at Cloud.
Cloud smirked and stepped forward to straddle him. Vincent gasped through the gag and looked with widened eyes at Cloud, who was looking deep into his own.
And then Cloud is unbuttoning the dreadful shirt with one hand while the other works the knots keeping Vincent's hands bound while Cloud's lips press hungry kisses to his lips.
And then he's free of the knots and the shirt has vanished and Cloud has moved him to the sofa and somewhere in the middle of all this Vincent comes to the realization that he's happily wear a bright pink gingham dress if Cloud would be the one helping him to take it off.
Meanwhile Yuffie stood outside the door, listening to the moans and counting her "hard-earned cash" while contemplating keeping the pictures or deleting them as per Cloud's instruction.
No, I'm not dead. Just working on other projects, but once I got this image in my head, I just had to write. I'm not even that big a fan of Cloud/Vincent but I do think it's cute. Anyway, reviews are appreciated.
