Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or any of the characters mentioned in this story

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or any of the characters mentioned in this story. Although I wish I did. However, I DO own this story. Please do not copy or reproduce this story without permission from me. If you want permission, leave a review stating so.

Light and L come back into their hotel and find a girl sleeping in Light's bed.

Light: Who the censored are you?

Girl: (wakes up abruptly) I didn't kill him! (goes back to sleep)

L: Hmmm… obvious guilt about death… judging by the timing, appearance, circumstance… hmmm… there is a 27.6 chance that she is the second Kira.

Girl: (wakes up) Kira? Who's Kira? (sleep)

L: Her facial structure indicates that she is either American or European. America knows of Kira. (Flips out his cell phone) Watari?

Watari: Yes?

L: See if there are any European countries that are not aware of Kira's existence.

Watari: Yes sir… … … … sir, each country in Europe knows of Kira.

L: Thank you. There is now only a 2.7 chance that she does not actually know who Kira is. Therefore, there is an … um… 53 chance of her being Kira.

Light: (shakes the girl awake) WHO THE censored ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!

Girl: (groggily) Darn that M… He's been telling people I'm a shinigami, hasn't he. Well, I'm not. So there.

L: The word 'shinigami' was mentioned in that video from the second Kira… 63.

Light: She is not the second Kira! I should know… I've seen the real Kira.

L: Is

Light: Is not

L: Is (I think you get the idea by now, this goes on for about another 15 minutes)

Review! Or else L will accuse you of being Kira (not really a threat, I know…)